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Can we get a do-over in which Chris Ballard doesn't get rejected for the GM job because he told Ted Phillips that he sucks poo poo and needs to go jump in Lake Michigan, and then he brings back Dave Toub? Please? 
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Dave Toub is that one girl you dated senior year who you broke up with just before leaving for college who you cant stop thinking about twenty years later while writing an alimony check to that bitch you just got out of a messy divorce with.
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Oct 2, 2015 20:25
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Dexo posted:Scoffing for Goff. 
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Oct 2, 2015 20:26
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Dexo posted:Scoffing for Goff. Boff for Goff, if you ask me
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Oct 2, 2015 20:29
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Parmesan Basil posted:Boff for Goff, if you ask me Goof for Goff. His O-line can be the Goff Trough.
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Oct 2, 2015 20:40
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As bad as the Bears are, I don't think they're bad enough to even go 2-14. In fact, I don't think anyone will this year. The worst record will be at least 3-4 wins unless something horrible happens. Like, more horrible than the Cutler injury. Now if Forte were to also get hurt while Cutler's still out, yeah the Bears could lose 14 games. Other than that, uh. I mean maybe the Bucs? That team is hot garbage and could still win 3 or 4 more games and end up at least 5-11. In fact, I think 5-11 was my prediction for them this year. Fenrir fucked around with this message at 12:17 on Oct 3, 2015 |
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Oct 3, 2015 12:13
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I want to be a Bears fan. I've genuinely enjoyed watching Bears games; watching as a Broncos fan, of course. But what the gently caress Bears. You hired the Coach that poo poo Cutler on you. A Coach with a history of conflict with said poo poo. The Coach who's last team was Peyton Manning's Fantasy Football Head Coaching Experience - presented by DraftKings. A Coach who gets fired after 4 years of consecutive play-off appearances. I hope you're backing him up with a good GM, at least! quote:In 2015, Pace was offered an interview for the general manager position by the New York Jets, but declined. He was later interviewed by the Chicago Bears for the general manager position on January 7, and was hired the next day. At 37 years of age at the time of his hiring, Pace is the youngest general manager in the NFL. This is a why the gently caress not season. A WDGAF season. A legalized gambling season. gently caress this season, 0-16 for GOFF in 2016
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Oct 3, 2015 13:06
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Fox didn't trade Cutler to the Bears, that was McDaniels.
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Oct 3, 2015 13:23
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Fenrir posted:As bad as the Bears are, I don't think they're bad enough to even go 2-14. In fact, I don't think anyone will this year. The worst record will be at least 3-4 wins unless something horrible happens. Like, more horrible than the Cutler injury. If forte gets hurt then you may as well place the the 0-16 crown on our heads now.
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Oct 3, 2015 15:37
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GNU Order posted:If forte gets hurt then you may as well place the the 0-16 crown on our heads now. Just trade forte already
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Oct 3, 2015 15:41
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Darth123123 posted:Just trade forte already I used to feel bad about guys like MJD or McFadden, great RB's who wasted away on awful teams. That'll never happen to Matt Forte, I thought
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Oct 3, 2015 15:52
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GNU Order posted:I used to feel bad about guys like MJD or McFadden, great RB's who wasted away on awful teams. That'll never happen to Matt Forte, I thought Great RBs like McFadden, yes.
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Oct 3, 2015 16:07
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FizFashizzle posted:Great RBs like McFadden, yes. for two years he was great
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Oct 3, 2015 16:15
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yeah he was definitely great at Arkansas, don't know what happened to him in the NFL. Injuries probably. Has he ever topped 800 yards rushing?
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Oct 3, 2015 16:22
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Pron on VHS posted:yeah he was definitely great at Arkansas, don't know what happened to him in the NFL. Injuries probably. Has he ever topped 800 yards rushing? He could have run for 10k yards in the NFL if his body wasn't literally made of loving glass. The guy just can't stay healthy. It never helped that he's just too tall and lanky to be a NFL RB, and he runs upright at 6'2, so his legs are always getting destroyed. Basically he's the Chad Pennington of running backs. Could have been incredible, made of loving glass. Fenrir fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Oct 3, 2015 |
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Oct 3, 2015 16:26
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Pron on VHS posted:yeah he was definitely great at Arkansas, don't know what happened to him in the NFL. Injuries probably. Has he ever topped 800 yards rushing? he was averaging drat near 200 total yards a game in 2009 and 2010. Never came close to staying healthy for a full season though.
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Oct 3, 2015 16:32
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If the Bears look serviceable vs the Raiders, they can get some wins this season. If the Raiders make them look silly...they are in trouble. They played 3 really good teams so far, if they at least dont play their next 4 games close, there only chance at a win is at the Bucs late in the season.
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Oct 3, 2015 16:32
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Volkerball posted:he was averaging drat near 200 total yards a game in 2009 and 2010. Never came close to staying healthy for a full season though. Yeah the closest he got was 2010. In only 13 games he had 1600 yards from scrimmage and 10 TDs. Imagine that kind of pace if he could have ever stayed healthy... He could have been amazing.
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So my Ravens have managed to dig their way out of 0-16, but with Perriman completely out for the season with a glass knee, , and Steve Smith's broken ribs, we'll be lucky to win four more. So can somebody please shine some light on my season? Is there perhaps an Ed Reed replacement in the 2016 draft we can suck hardcore for? I'll even be gracious, and settle for a Troy Polamalu-caliber safety  We're getting owned downfield, and the corners can't shut down that end of the field on their own. defaultluser fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Oct 3, 2015 |
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Oct 3, 2015 18:36
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Bears actually have a pretty decent defense, at least better than the final scores indicate. If Cutler plays tomorrow and they can keep his pocket clean, it'll be a tough game for the Raiders who I still think are a 6-10/7-9 team. Oakland is getting Jelly Ellis(All Rookie team DL) back and the Bears are missing a couple o-linemen, including their LT, so Cutler needs to be at 100% or it's going to be a long day as the Raiders found their pass rush last week.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:48
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Athanatos posted:If the Bears look serviceable vs the Raiders, they can get some wins this season. If the Raiders make them look silly...they are in trouble. They played 3 really good teams so far, if they at least dont play their next 4 games close, there only chance at a win is at the Bucs late in the season. The Radiers are quietly building a good team. Carr/Cooper/Crabtree are a formidable trio and Khalil Mack is starting to play like he's capable of. They still have Jelly Ellis. Del Rio is a mediocre coach but he can still put together a quality defense. warcrimes posted:Bears actually have a pretty decent defense, at least better than the final scores indicate. The Bears need to build a pipeline of money to Vic Fangio's house. The fact that he's making this defense look competent is a miracle.
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Lu Yan posted:I want to be a Bears fan. I've genuinely enjoyed watching Bears games; watching as a Broncos fan, of course. Where'd you copy and paste this amazing bullshit from?
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Oct 3, 2015 20:22
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defaultluser posted:So my Ravens have managed to dig their way out of 0-16, but with Perriman completely out for the season with a glass knee, , and Steve Smith's broken ribs, we'll be lucky to win four more. Hope you're ready for the Brown, Givens, and Waller experience. It's crazy, we had no receiving options outside of SSS this year, even so him and the four guys after him all got hurt. We are scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
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Niners are going to pick first overall in a year with a great QB prospect from Cal and get it right this time If I keep saying it, it's gonna happen
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Grozz Nuy posted:Niners are going to pick first overall in a year with a great QB prospect from Cal and get it right this time It would be awesome if you guys get Goff
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warcrimes posted:It would be awesome if you guys get Goff i want to get goff
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R.D. Mangles posted:i want to get goff You're one of my favorite posters and your sports grief spurs your best work, you can't have nice things, sorry. Also, don't die. goddammit.
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Grozz Nuy posted:Niners are going to pick first overall in a year with a great QB prospect from Cal and get it right this time You'll pick the QB from Utah instead.
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Volkerball posted:You'll pick the QB from Utah instead. The Bears will tank their way to the #1 overall pick and... trade it for Manziel.
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SlipUp posted:Hope you're ready for the Brown, Givens, and Waller experience. I'm still hopeful this is a one time thing for Perriman. If he can have a real rookie season next year, and we can draft another talent like Torry in the second round, that leaves us the first for d.
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BGrifter posted:The Bears will tank their way to the #1 overall pick and... trade it for Manziel. tbf he's probably better than any QB in this upcoming draft.
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Oct 4, 2015 15:05
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Cutty's in baby. Lets do this poo poo.
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Dexo posted:Cutty's in baby. Lets do this poo poo. good, get hosed you dumb babyhead useless notredame pickle rear end in a top hat.
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R.D. Mangles posted:good, get hosed you dumb babyhead useless notredame pickle rear end in a top hat. Remember what happened last time Cutty played on an injured leg. Suh came in and killed him again. Only this time we don't have a McCown to throw at the situation.
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Dexo posted:Remember what happened last time Cutty played on an injured leg. Suh came in and killed him again. Only this time we don't have a McCown to throw at the situation. Anyone But Clausen
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R.D. Mangles posted:Anyone But Clausen Todd Collins.
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Volkerball posted:the oakland raiders are favorites for the first time in 27 games. Speaking for a team known for their humiliating fuckups, this makes me way more nervous than it should
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I forgot how much better this offense looks with Jay. Maybe there is hope 
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Chokes McGee posted:Speaking for a team known for their humiliating fuckups, this makes me way more nervous than it should same, and with how this thread was born, we're asking to get blown out.
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lol @ all the gamblers who put money on Oakland before finding out Cutler would start
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