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Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Jack Gladney posted:

Leland Palmer was a crisis actor.

Maybe the shooter was too.

And the entire campus.

The entire college was a 55-year plan in the making to destroy the rights of gun owners.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
BOB is a false flag invented by Obama

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Maybe the shooter was too.

And the entire campus.

The entire college was a 55-year plan in the making to destroy the rights of gun owners.
Community college
Community organizer

:tinfoil:

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Consummate Professional posted:

BOB is a false flag invented by Obama
I've got good news.

That gun you like is coming back in style.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

FMguru posted:

Community college
Community organizer

:tinfoil:

I'm trying to work something with classes opening in Feb. 1961, six months before Obama was born, but my brain is not wired for conspiracy theories so I can't do it.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Some random stuff:

Stephen Colbert Gave a Searing Monologue on Guns, Trump, and ‘Honest Insanity’


This was around 1956 by the way. So this guy has to be in his 70s-80s.

quote:

To: EveningStar
The last time I watched "The Late Show" Steve Allen was the host.
Never heard of this Colbert creep.

21 posted on 10/3/2015, 10:44:10 PM by ASA Vet (My new Zombie Gun - Mossberg 930SPX)

We Will Have Prepared a Holocaust for the Immigrants

quote:

To: pierrem15
The Polish know drat well the kind of horrific damage invaders can do. I’ll be supporting them in anything they do.


7 posted on 10/3/2015, 10:17:06 PM by wastedyears (Iron Maiden's new album is majestic.)

quote:

To: pierrem15
I have said for some time that I expect to see concentration camps in Europe in my lifetime. The only question is who will be running them, the Europeans or the Islamics.

I am not at all happy to be predicting this.


22 posted on 10/3/2015, 11:13:09 PM by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)

Obama Goes Beyond Mere Gun Control, Hints at Confiscation

quote:

To: E. Pluribus Unum
The dems really want a civil war.


2 posted on 10/3/2015, 10:01:38 PM by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)

quote:

To: 2banana
He doesn’t have a race war started yet, so maybe he will settle for a civil war.


8 posted on 10/3/2015, 10:04:48 PM by CMailBag

quote:

To: Norm Lenhart
Remember how much chaos two guys in an old beater of a car in the DC area and one rogue cop in LA caused.

Multiply that by a couple of dozen and the whole country would for the most part shut down.

A “couple dozen” is less than one percent of one percent of one percent of American firearms owners.


25 posted on 10/3/2015, 10:20:27 PM by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)

CNN Photoshops Oregon Jihadist Shooter to "Fundamentally Transform" Him into a Caucasian Male

FYI, this didn't happen.

quote:

To: combat_boots
The nose and lips are modified, too
++++
LOL. Indeed they are. Thanks for pointing that out.


4 posted on 10/3/2015, 9:03:03 PM by InterceptPoint

quote:

To: nuconvert
“Is that photoshopped pic on CNN’s website?”

I’ve seen this on a couple of sites, but I haven’t been able to verify it. It seems like something they might do, but I don’t know if it’s true.


38 posted on 10/3/2015, 9:29:57 PM by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Freepers: Brian may be married but he is still a human being

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I'm still giggling at the idea that freepers are too frightened to turn their backsides to their own wives in their marriage beds, a real man guards his rear end in a top hat 24/7 because your lifelong partner might decide to put something up there and assrape you at any time.

The Gay is so powerful that having sex with a woman can turn you gay if you drop your butt-guard for even a moment :gay:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Nice to know Freep is also ignoring that Oregon allows concealed carry on campuses, and there were people carrying. Oh well back to pretending well regulated militia means every rear end in a top hat who wants a ma deuce, and a Rambo fantasy.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Guavanaut posted:

(Then of course there's this :v:)


I didn't know there was so much money in selling Autism. No wonder Big Pharma keeps shelling out vaccines!

Also, how do I get someone committed for Organic Food Sales?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Also, how do I get someone committed for Organic Food Sales?
Ask them about fluoridation, chemtrails, GMOs, and HAARP.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Nice to know Freep is also ignoring that Oregon allows concealed carry on campuses, and there were people carrying. Oh well back to pretending well regulated militia means every rear end in a top hat who wants a ma deuce, and a Rambo fantasy.

I think it goes a longer way to show some responsibility that actual carriers didn't go all apeshit Rambo. Not all gun owners are Rambo fantasy wannabe psychos.
Unfortunately freep ruins that

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
South Dakota Tribe to Open Nation's 1st Marijuana Resort

quote:



....because #Indianlivesmatter. It’s racist to say that they can’t smoke their pipes. This country is beyond the “looking glass”.

4 posted on 9/29/2015, 9:20:40 PM by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)

quote:



I don’t think they’ll earn enough to buy the country back.

9 posted on 9/29/2015, 9:28:50 PM by Bringbackthedraft

Won't somebody please think of the white people?

quote:



Can somebody explain why it is legal to have casino gambling on Indian reservations, but its illegal in many states for you or I to open a gambling business?????

Isn’t it discrimination to allow American Indians to do this, while whites, blacks, Asian, any other group you can think of, are banned from such businesses???

13 posted on 9/29/2015, 9:31:58 PM by Dilbert San Diego

quote:

i think that’s why they lost to the white man as they were always high and visiting the spiritworld

15 posted on 9/29/2015, 9:33:47 PM by drfeelgood ( and)

quote:

and while they smoke their weed and the second hand smoke reaches the boundaries of the reservation, the average Joe six pack comes in contact with the smoke and he wants to sue the resort because back in New York he was sued by a neighbor who claimed she could smell his cigarette smoke from her apartment walls
17 posted on 9/29/2015, 9:36:40 PM by shadeaud (Be strong when you are weak and stand up for our Constitution.)

quote:

ironic with the rate of alcoholism in the indian community that they would seek to further push drugs on their population and now the rest of us....

or is it the great American indian tradition to sit around stoned?...
34 posted on 9/30/2015, 4:15:28 AM by cherry

quote:

Where are they going to find a statue of a white cigar store pothead to mount at the entrance?
36 posted on 9/30/2015, 8:33:06 AM by clearcarbon

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

TapTheForwardAssist posted:


Where are they going to find a statue of a white cigar store pothead to mount at the entrance?
36 posted on 9/30/2015, 8:33:06 AM by clearcarbon


To be fair that is a kinda funny image. I did recently watch the cigar store Indian episode of Seinfeld though.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Yeah, I think having a wood statue of a stereotypical white stoner outside their pot store would be pretty funny.

ColdSnickersBar
Apr 7, 2005

Jagged Jim posted:

Father of Oregon Shooter: How Is It So Easy to Get 13 Guns?

quote:

To: rktman

26 years old. 13 guns.

When I was that age I had bought legally over 40 guns. I didn’t smoke or drink, worked lots of overtime so had extra cash! That was during the “ban the handgun!” days so everyone was stocking up.

When I became sick and lost my job, they came in handy for keeping food on the table as I sold them off to pay bills and found another job.

Wish I still had them now that Obama is in power.

51 posted on 10/3/2015, 4:24:50 PM by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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Other conservatives were socking away their money in gold, but this guy was so conservative that he put his savings in guns.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Gold's worthless in the end of days scenario preppers masturbate to.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

ColdSnickersBar posted:

Other conservatives were socking away their money in gold, but this guy was so conservative that he put his savings in guns.

To be fair it's a much better investment than those coins that scammy gold sellers sell.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

DemeaninDemon posted:

Gold's worthless in the end of days scenario preppers masturbate to.

Yeah any real economic doomsayer will tell you to invest in silver.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

DemeaninDemon posted:

Gold's worthless in the end of days scenario preppers masturbate to.

I hadn't spoken to a friend for years and in the meanwhile he went all conspiracy theory libertarian after 2008. So after much stupidity about how great the gold standard would be for poor people and fiat money was about to collapse like in Weimar Republic he says:

- well I have a small gold reserve buried in my yard, how do you intend to survive? :smuggo:
- I intend to see if any of my neighbors has gold reserves and then pay them a visit

Jonked
Feb 15, 2005
Well the really dumb part is that a solid gold bar would actually be just as useless. What, you're going to trade one bar for those g
five cans of beans the other guy has? The better idea it's buying a poo poo ton of cheap, pretty jewelry - but that doesn't fit the preppers vision of themselves or the post apocalypse

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


DemeaninDemon posted:

Gold's worthless in the end of days scenario preppers masturbate to.

I don't recall Immortan Joe hoarding gold, he was hoarding water. Typical preppers, never get it right :mediocre:.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Jonked posted:

Well the really dumb part is that a solid gold bar would actually be just as useless. What, you're going to trade one bar for those g
five cans of beans the other guy has? The better idea it's buying a poo poo ton of cheap, pretty jewelry - but that doesn't fit the preppers vision of themselves or the post apocalypse

In reality they just want to have the means to shoot black people walking down the street.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Society doesn't give a poo poo about them ergo it deserves to fall

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

Jonked posted:

Well the really dumb part is that a solid gold bar would actually be just as useless. What, you're going to trade one bar for those g
five cans of beans the other guy has? The better idea it's buying a poo poo ton of cheap, pretty jewelry - but that doesn't fit the preppers vision of themselves or the post apocalypse

Preppers are strange and eccentric folk. I work for the government and live in rural Arizona, so I know quite a few of them. Here's my two favorites:

Prepper A built his own bunker and literally has over 1 million rounds of ammunition stored. When ammo was really pricey thanks to people like him, a friend and I tried to buy some from him so we could go to the range, and he refused to sell any of it, because he swore he might need it. He also believed that there were secret Chinese military brigades just qcross the border and that the facility he works at would be used as a FEMA prison camp.

Prepper B built his own house out of sandbags, and was working on becoming entirely self-sufficient so he could quit his job. He was very proud of his composting toilet and had surrounded his property with hedgerows and boulders so that the government couldn't raid his property easily. He had buried bug out bags with food, guns and ammunition around his property as well, and had stored over two years worth of food. This was all second hand information, as I never saw any of it because he doesn't allow anyone to know where he lives. He also rarely showered and believed that soap and deoderant cause body odor. He was also surprised when his prepper girlfriend said gently caress this lifestyle and moved to Phoenix.

Just wanted to share, thanks for listening.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

How do you build a house out of sandbags...? Why would you want to? Couldn't someone (let's call them a brown boogieman in this case) just slit them open and deflate the whole thing?

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Jack Gladney posted:

Surprised they're not calling people quadroons.

They have, on occasion.

Tias fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Oct 4, 2015

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Guavanaut posted:

Yeah, I think having a wood statue of a stereotypical white stoner outside their pot store would be pretty funny.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



change my name posted:

How do you build a house out of sandbags...? Why would you want to? Couldn't someone (let's call them a brown boogieman in this case) just slit them open and deflate the whole thing?

To build a bunker!

Because when the government sees a bunker, they obviously have no way of defeating that sort of technology!

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Thump! posted:

To build a bunker!

Because when the government sees a bunker, they obviously have no way of defeating that sort of technology!

You're fine if you don't paint a giant plus sign on it.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Thump! posted:


Because when the government sees a bunker, they obviously have no way of defeating busting that sort of technology!

Ftfy

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
Whenever I read about these preppers I can't help but think that most of them are going to die in their bunkers surrounded by stacks of ammo from some preventable disease or infection because septic pads and antibiotics aren't glamorous enough for them.

If you plan on using 1 million rounds of ammo for "self-defends" you're probably just going to get shot before you come anywhere close to running out.

I also can't help but think they don't exactly have a balanced stockpile of food. I wonder if some of them would catch goiter or scurvy.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

unwantedplatypus posted:

Whenever I read about these preppers I can't help but think that most of them are going to die in their bunkers surrounded by stacks of ammo from some preventable disease or infection because septic pads and antibiotics aren't glamorous enough for them.

If you plan on using 1 million rounds of ammo for "self-defends" you're probably just going to get shot before you come anywhere close to running out.

I also can't help but think they don't exactly have a balanced stockpile of food. I wonder if some of them would catch goiter or scurvy.

They'll die of heart disease and diabetes-related gangrene long before any shots fired due to non-racist reasons.

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.
They'll die on the way to their bunker when their rascal runs out of battery power.

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
Actually, I think it would be practical to own a gun in any doomsday scenario. Shooting yourself has got to be way better than dying of dysentery or starving to death.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

That sounds more like an argument for rope, which has more practical uses in post society.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Other conservatives were socking away their money in gold, but this guy was so conservative that he put his savings in guns.
[/quote]

Wasn't my original plan, but when i was out of work selling my guns at the pawn shop covered my rent a few times. It's not all that uncommon

Billy Gnosis
May 18, 2006

Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

SocketWrench posted:

Wasn't my original plan, but when i was out of work selling my guns at the pawn shop covered my rent a few times. It's not all that uncommon

I guess, for me, it seems odd to be in the situation to own enough guns to be able to cover presumably multiple months of rents and still have guns leftover. I guess when I really think about it could be more common that I'd think.


Edit: Also, the thought that the freeper was this close to realizing there is no adequate safety net in this country.

Billy Gnosis fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Oct 4, 2015

rope kid
Feb 3, 2001

Warte nur! Balde
Ruhest du auch.

quote:

quote:
To: pierrem15
I have said for some time that I expect to see concentration camps in Europe in my lifetime. The only question is who will be running them, the Europeans or the Islamics.

I am not at all happy to be predicting this.


22 posted on 10/3/2015, 11:13:09 PM by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
Wow. Amazing that someone born after the Yugoslav Wars is posting on FR.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
He's probably a holocaust denier.

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