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TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

I just rewatched Don Hertzfeldt's It's Such a Beautiful Day for the third time and yeah, it's legit one of the greatest films ever made.

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I saw Gaspar Noe's Love (in 3D!!!) last night and the more I think about it the more I like it. Despite having graphic hardcore sex it's somehow the least offensive of his movies as you can walk away feeling dirty but not like you've had your life sucked out of your eyes. The 3D has a couple gimmicky moments in not one but two ejaculation-towards-the-camera scenes but at the same time it's well used in nightclub or street scenes (I would kill to see Enter the Void in 3D if I wasn't sure it would give me brain damage after). He also gives the sex scenes an almost painterly feeling by framing it from above and it's probably the classiest way you can film that kind of thing, the soundtrack is pretty good which helps. Acting is inconsistent and dialogue is hammy but the actors have chemistry. Oh and Gaspar Noe very obviously inserts himself and his career into the movie but it's funnier to see that unfold than to write about it.

Edit: The guy next to me in the theatre was fidgeting a lot and that made me uncomfortable.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Literally The Worst posted:

the dope rear end construction site parkour scene from casino royale is still super dope

my favorite part of it is the little moments where the dude will do some insane jump and bond just takes an elevator or kicks a door in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43Oj5lxGug

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Johnny English 2 is surprisingly good, especially considering how dire the first one was.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Samuel Clemens posted:

Johnny English 2 is surprisingly good, especially considering how dire the first one was.

It's an underrated little comedy in my opinion. I love the Casino Royale-lite sequence where Rowan Atkinson keeps up with a crazy parkour guy by just, like, opening doors and walking through them.

Slate Action fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Oct 5, 2015

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Other TV stuff I've been meaning to talk about:

Trevor Noah seems to be pretty good, though it's obviously hard to judge right now. It's still very much a show that seems like it's at least half writers that were there before so it pretty much feels like Noah is just kind of putting his own spin on the jokes I'm used to coming out of Stewart. Still, he seems very comfortable already and he brings an energy that was slowly sucked out of Jon over the years. It is also downright weird having a guy that is actually talented at doing voices and accents in that chair. The new corespondents also seem good and the recorded segment they did this week was one of the best they've done in quite some time. I'm pretty optimistic and I hope it doesn't sort of lose something like The Nightly Show seemed to over time.

Also the new Muppet show is weird. I like it and I find it funny but it feels strange to have The Muppets in such a cynical, bitter, world-weary, bordering on joyless show. Once in a while the whimsy comes through but it seems to be a show made by people that make Bert and Ernie gay jokes rather than some genuine extension of The Muppets. I'm not calling "childhood violated" or anything here (as I said I like it) it's just really weird to watch.

In actual movie chat: Paddington was far more blatantly pro-immigrant than I was expecting. Good little, surprisingly well made kid's film thought that fell into a lot of tropes, but did them well.

axelblaze fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Oct 5, 2015

UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD


Frances Ha managed to cheer me up after a lovely couple of days.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Haha, holy poo poo, Nauru is closing Australia's contentration camps, aaaah, everything is ... still hosed but aaaaah my country's being stopped from torturing asylum seekers in camps haha

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Cacator posted:

He also gives the sex scenes an almost painterly feeling by framing it from above and it's probably the classiest way you can film that kind of thing

That's honestly a li'l dissapointing

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

The Peccadillo posted:

Haha, holy poo poo, Nauru is closing Australia's contentration camps, aaaah, everything is ... still hosed but aaaaah my country's being stopped from torturing asylum seekers in camps haha

I remember seeing the loving comic book the Australian government distributed in Afghanistan about those things and it made me loving sick so good job Nauru.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Anonymous Robot posted:

Mighty Max was how I first learned about economic inequality. My rich friend had two of the big magma monster set. Why did he need two? He wouldn't part with one of them for anything I could give, though. Destroy the bourgeoisie.

I still have this in a box of junk somewhere I'm pretty sure. The best part of it was the lava dude on a motorcycle with tank treads that came out of one of the legs. Never did watch the cartoon though.

Also speaking of Jack Reacher, I Don't Even Own A Television has an episode on Killing Floor.
Haven't listened to it yet, but the Wild Animus and Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance episodes were fantastic.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Wow, I never read a single Bond book and had no idea Ian Fleming was such a huge piece of poo poo. Oh, by the way, the best Bond film is North by Northwest.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Cacator posted:

I saw Gaspar Noe's Love (in 3D!!!) last night and the more I think about it the more I like it. Despite having graphic hardcore sex it's somehow the least offensive of his movies as you can walk away feeling dirty but not like you've had your life sucked out of your eyes. The 3D has a couple gimmicky moments in not one but two ejaculation-towards-the-camera scenes but at the same time it's well used in nightclub or street scenes (I would kill to see Enter the Void in 3D if I wasn't sure it would give me brain damage after). He also gives the sex scenes an almost painterly feeling by framing it from above and it's probably the classiest way you can film that kind of thing, the soundtrack is pretty good which helps. Acting is inconsistent and dialogue is hammy but the actors have chemistry. Oh and Gaspar Noe very obviously inserts himself and his career into the movie but it's funnier to see that unfold than to write about it.

Edit: The guy next to me in the theatre was fidgeting a lot and that made me uncomfortable.

Okay, now I'm hyped.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

The Peccadillo posted:

That's honestly a li'l dissapointing

Haha I'm with you

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I've listened to the Hamilton cast album like, three times over the last few days. It's amazing that I went from thinking "ok, this is a little dorky, but weaving Alexander Hamilton's story through a hip-hop narrative is pretty smart" to "oh holy poo poo I need to see this now". Lin-Manuel Miranda is a fantastic wordsmith, and it's so cool that he's managed to have an outstanding Broadway career despite his relative lack of singing abilities when compared to the other best people on Broadway. He totally deserved that MacArthur Grant, and I could see him winning a second Pulitzer too. I just spent a buttload of money on a ticket to see it, January cannot come soon enough.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I started watching Mr. Robot earlier and I just finished episode 4. Fuuuuuuck, this show is amazing. It's easily one of the highest-quality, most cinematic TV series I've seen in years outside of Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul and season 1 of True Detective.

Most cinematic shows I've ever seen are Hannibal and Freaks and Geeks.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
"Reacher stepped forward and kicked the fat guy square in the nuts"

jack reacher best series ever

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I started watching Mr. Robot earlier and I just finished episode 4. Fuuuuuuck, this show is amazing. It's easily one of the highest-quality, most cinematic TV series I've seen in years outside of Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul and season 1 of True Detective.

Someone I know was talking about how good it was on Facebook and I was going to check it out until I found out there isn't an actual robot and then I lost all interest.

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
Is Umberto Di worth checking out if I'm not crazy about Bicycle Thieves? Or is Rome, Open City better?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

CPL593H posted:

Someone I know was talking about how good it was on Facebook and I was going to check it out until I found out there isn't an actual robot and then I lost all interest.
In one of the episodes, a character gets strangled to death while Two Weeks by FKA Twigs plays.

It's really dope. You should watch it.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Anonymous Robot posted:

Is Umberto Di worth checking out if I'm not crazy about Bicycle Thieves? Or is Rome, Open City better?

Umberto Deez Nutz imo

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

In one of the episodes, a character gets strangled to death while Two Weeks by FKA Twigs plays.

It's really dope. You should watch it.

Meh.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

https://vimeo.com/137119034

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

What part of "meh" don't you understand?

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
sometimes i put on art bell's digital radio station and zone out unbtil something wild catches my attention

sometimes that wild thing is that jesus was king of england in AD 10

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Helluva Rick and Morty finale.

I'm more sad it's gone for a while now tbh.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I caught Never Let Me Go (2010) on TV yesterday, it made me appreciate The Island a whole lot more. It's devoid of any action both in the sense that nothing explodes and that the characters lack any sense of agency. I guess that's part of the point, but it got very annoying when Andrew Garfield's character is set up as having a bad temper and when he's told how irrevocably hosed he and his kind are the most the movie can manage is having him scream in a field. Ugh.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
deadly prey is coming out on bluray november 17th

that is all

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

The Peccadillo posted:

That's honestly a li'l dissapointing

The very first shot of the movie is a single static take of the two main characters masturbating each other until he finishes if that makes you feel any better. I had to laugh at the people who were coming in to the theatre late.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Between Revenant and Macbeth, 2015's oscarbait movies look way better than 2014's oscarbait

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Cacator posted:

The very first shot of the movie is a single static take of the two main characters masturbating each other until he finishes if that makes you feel any better. I had to laugh at the people who were coming in to the theatre late.

I don't know man, that sounds cool, but it depends how it looks. I don't even Gasper Knoe if it's even getting a release here

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

axleblaze posted:

In actual movie chat: Paddington was far more blatantly pro-immigrant than I was expecting. Good little, surprisingly well made kid's film thought that fell into a lot of tropes, but did them well.

everyone made fun of me for wanting to see this movie.

Steve Yun posted:

Between Revenant and Macbeth, 2015's oscarbait movies look way better than 2014's oscarbait

i've been waiting for Justin Kurzel's Macbeth for like three years now. i'm wondering if it'll out-bleak Polanski's.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



CelticPredator posted:

Helluva Rick and Morty finale.

I'm more sad it's gone for a while now tbh.

See you in a year and a half. Maybe more!

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Anonymous Robot posted:

Is Umberto Di worth checking out if I'm not crazy about Bicycle Thieves? Or is Rome, Open City better?

You'd probably like Umberto D more than you would Rome, Open City. What didn't you like about Bicycle Thieves?

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I

TrixRabbi posted:

You'd probably like Umberto D more than you would Rome, Open City. What didn't you like about Bicycle Thieves?

It felt like a good hour-long film stretched to feature length. (Admittedly, I make this criticism about a lot of movies, and I did like it more on a repeat viewing.)

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
I guess it didn't live up to the GOAT status it was built up to have.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Steve Yun posted:

Between Revenant and Macbeth, 2015's oscarbait movies look way better than 2014's oscarbait

And then Trumbo and Bridge of Spies come along and ruin everything

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
I'm optimistic about Bridge of Spies.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

morestuff posted:

I'm optimistic about Bridge of Spies.

Same. What am I gonna do, NOT watch a Spielberg movie?

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
Lincoln and Tintin were both really good, and I just learned the Coen Bros co-wrote Bridge of Spies, so I'm also optimistic. I'm going to a preview screening on Thursday, so I'll report back.

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Spielberg owns. Bridge of Spies is gonna own.

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