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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Powershift posted:

it's also a thing to photoshop anime onto stuff.



I guess that was a photoshop since there is no way an AA gun would fit into the back of a Datsun 1200 ute

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

I think it was a Subaru Brat, but it doesn't matter because the image was a filthy lie, shattering my worldview into tiny pieces.

e: No, google shows it is a 1200 pickup, the tiny pieces have now been urinated upon.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Preoptopus posted:

Old Russian proverb, ruffly translated "life is always great wherever we are not"

Well, that's especially true when you're talking about russians in russia.

GokieKS
Dec 15, 2012

Mostly Harmless.

Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

I think it was a Subaru Brat, but it doesn't matter because the image was a filthy lie, shattering my worldview into tiny pieces.

e: No, google shows it is a 1200 pickup, the tiny pieces have now been urinated upon.

I like that the first guesses for a truck with "TOYOTA" on the tail gate are a Datsun and a Subaru. :)

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

GokieKS posted:

I like that the first guesses for a truck with "TOYOTA" on the tail gate are a Datsun and a Subaru. :)

You're looking at the wrong picture - they're talking about the shopped one further up the thread

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Dannywilson posted:

There is a reason the vast majority of aero wiring is from 20-26ga, even down to 28ga sometimes. There's only a couple places where I've even seen 16-12ga, and it had a specific function.

A lot of it is aluminum, too. It's also all white-insulated, with coding on each individual wire. If you don't have, or don't know how to use the wiring diagram, get hosed.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

MrYenko posted:

with coding on each individual wire

Oh my sweet summer child... You hope the wires are labeled.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

MrYenko posted:

A lot of it is aluminum, too. It's also all white-insulated, with coding on each individual wire. If you don't have, or don't know how to use the wiring diagram, get hosed.

Mercedes thought it'd be an awesome idea to do this on a car and it went over like a lead balloon.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Preoptopus posted:

"life is always great wherever we are not"

A Polish joke is that that phrase is uttered by a Russian soldier.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

MrYenko posted:

A lot of it is aluminum, too. It's also all white-insulated, with coding on each individual wire. If you don't have, or don't know how to use the wiring diagram, get hosed.

Pro motorsport wiring tends to do this too. Fortunately you can buy heat shrink labelers that can use to put labels on any wire you want.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012


:stonklol:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hey, if it works at the junkyard...

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
At least it wasn't another Mustang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqBwatj4r7w

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003


The best part of this video is watching the guy's sunglasses fly off his face.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





kimcicle posted:

The best part of this video is watching the guy's sunglasses fly off his face.

A magical moment.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Slavvy posted:

Mercedes thought it'd be an awesome idea to do this on a car and it went over like a lead balloon.

My 05 toyota has a few big looms through the dash that are all the same pale blue coloured wiring- Its all canbus stuff for the dashboard apparently

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Why is it always corvettes?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Why is it always corvettes?

Because they appeal to upper-middle class white guys who don't know how to drive but want a powerful car to fulfill their midlife crisis.

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!
Plus everyone knows to steer into the skid but nobody knows what to do after that. Driver education sucks. :(

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Why is it always corvettes?

Well it's not because the previous one was a Mustang. Plus the top comment on the video was a guy saying someone just did the same thing at a Cars n Coffee in a Viper. So I guess the question is why is it always American cars.

Why don't people just wait until they complete the turn and then burn out in a straight line? It's a lot easier to control if you're not 100% confident in your ability to tokyo drift.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
I've seen a Challenger that probably would have hit something if it was turning in a smaller area. It was a left turn across two lanes and they must not have been very familiar with the car (it looked very new) because they gave it too much gas and fishtailed it a bit (they did not appear to be intentionally trying to do something stupid). I was following behind them and gave them A LOT of room after that.

A lot of these cars just have a ton of power and it's not like the pathetic US drivers license test covers anything about driving 400hp+ cars on public roads. Maybe it would be nice to have more stringent licensing before you could drive a car over a certain hp/weight ratio or something.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

davebo posted:

Well it's not because the previous one was a Mustang. Plus the top comment on the video was a guy saying someone just did the same thing at a Cars n Coffee in a Viper. So I guess the question is why is it always American cars.

Why don't people just wait until they complete the turn and then burn out in a straight line? It's a lot easier to control if you're not 100% confident in your ability to tokyo drift.

I think the problem is they ARE 100% confident in their ability. Why shouldn't they be? How hard could it be? I mean, you turn into the drift, then *crashes into far wall/neighbor's dog/37 bicyclists*

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
It wouldn't matter because one of the wheels would break traction before the other in a straight line burnout which would lead to a tank slapper almost immediately.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^
People crashing their cars on public roads trying to impress onlookers will never cease to amuse.

delpheye
Jun 18, 2004

I'm gonna fuck me a moon man!

Stay classy, Dallas.

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Jesus loving christ why. I've been going to car meets for 2 decades and there's always a vette owner that gets his poo poo sideways pulling out and wrecks it. gently caress.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

TEAH SYAG posted:

Jesus loving christ why. I've been going to car meets for 2 decades and there's always a vette owner that gets his poo poo sideways pulling out and wrecks it. gently caress.

Back in the 90's when I used to go to the street races (I know, shut up) it was a dude wrecking a Vette that brought the cops down hard on that location.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

:nallears:

that was a little wiggle followed by a whole lotta over-correction.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I love the way he just sits there in his seat, too ashamed to move. Nice work dickhead.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

88h88 posted:

I love the way he just sits there in his seat, too ashamed to move. Nice work dickhead.

Or barely conscious... he hit pretty hard and didn't look too with it when he drove up on the curb.
Airbags definitely deployed.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

It took me a minute or so to get my bearings when I had my accident.. I remember a bit of gasping for air, the force of the impact knocked the wind out of me. Then I saw the smoke from the airbag and spent some time wondering if the car was on fire, and then I realized I couldn't see anything and flailed around trying to find my glasses (they ended up on the dashboard, along with the hat I'd been wearing). By the time I got through all that my head was starting to clear and I was able to just calmly unhook my seatbelt, kick open my now hosed up door, and get out of the car.

Even low speed wrecks are pretty violent things, I strongly recommend not getting in one.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Are "TESLA DRAG RACE VS X" videos terrible? I'm getting really annoyed across the internet seeing Tesla's thump a car in a drag race, but they never actually race them.

Or one where they race a lamborghini but the Lamborghini isn't in corsa mode because reasons.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Are "TESLA DRAG RACE VS X" videos terrible? I'm getting really annoyed across the internet seeing Tesla's thump a car in a drag race, but they never actually race them.

Or one where they race a lamborghini but the Lamborghini isn't in corsa mode because reasons.

I've never seen a Tesla go round a corner come to think of it.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Hahaha the best part of that Corvette video is the guy going "Mahhn I missed it! :haw:" a second after the impact.

That and the doofus trying to direct traffic.

Acid Reflux
Oct 18, 2004

Not terrible car stuff: I just replaced all four speakers in my '03 ZX2 in less than an hour. Very easy to take everything apart, quite surprised.

Terrible car stuff: due to divorce and the ensuing abrupt change in finances, I had to get rid of my truck and am now driving an '03 ZX2. :(

insta
Jan 28, 2009

Acid Reflux posted:

Not terrible car stuff: I just replaced all four speakers in my '03 ZX2 in less than an hour. Very easy to take everything apart, quite surprised.

Terrible car stuff: due to divorce and the ensuing abrupt change in finances, I had to get rid of my truck and am now driving an '03 ZX2. :(

Raid a Pick & Pull and grab the rear swaybar from an early 90's Escort GT or LX wagon, and put that on in the rear with a new endlink kit. Round trip cost will be $40 and it makes the car feel totally different.

nollij
Aug 30, 2006

Wait, wait, wait...

When did this happen?!?

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

:nallears:

that was a little wiggle followed by a whole lotta over-correction.

A little AutoX would do a lot of these chumps a lot of good. Would also put some humility into them when they get beat by a CRX by 10 seconds.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

nollij posted:

A little AutoX would do a lot of these chumps a lot of good. Would also put some humility into them when they get beat by a CRX by 10 seconds.

Slow is fast, or whatever.

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Not really, they'd blame the tires or something. Idiots never admit defeat, they double down on something unrelated.

Latest example from Miata.net: some dude did a bad A/B test at Laguna Seca in his "spec" Miata and his brand new ND Club. Randy Pobst turned a 1:50.xxx in the ND for Motor Trend and this guy couldn't breach 1:55; he did turn a mid 1:50 in his "spec" Miata. He posited that maybe Randy Pobst, professional race car driver, might be a better driver than him; however, he's extremely curious about what tires Pobst was on...

Except you know... His fake Spec Miata is 4+ seconds off of the pace at Laguna Seca and being 5 seconds slower than a professional race car driver might not be down to the tires.

Definitely the tires.

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