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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

The Iron Rose posted:

Watch the interview it's loving gold.

Hahaha, thanks for letting me know there was an amazing video behind that link. Counterpuncher!

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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

That's... actually one of the most reasonable things she's said. (Low bars, and all that...)

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Venom Snake posted:

lol if you think we spend any money on infrastructure in these nations not related to just making more bases. Pretty much all "aid" spending to these countries is some officer giving a local tribal leader a shitload money so he can buy a sports car for his son. There is absolute zero accountability because nobody in the military gives a poo poo about the people there and the leaders of these countries don't give a hot gently caress either.

That's not 100% true. A lot of the money handed out by the batallion I was with in Afghanistan was for wells or irrigation syatems for farms and we'd have to go do welfare checks to ensure they were actually built.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Trump the Technicolor Duce does it again!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

It's good she understands the time she wants to send us back to.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Venom Snake posted:

lol if you think we spend any money on infrastructure in these nations not related to just making more bases. Pretty much all "aid" spending to these countries is some officer giving a local tribal leader a shitload money so he can buy a sports car for his son. There is absolute zero accountability because nobody in the military gives a poo poo about the people there and the leaders of these countries don't give a hot gently caress either.

VS wrong about how the military works? Noooooo. Leaders in the military are pretty stupid, but they aren't so stupid that they can't see why poo poo has gone so poorly in Iraq and Afghanistan. You can't "nation build" and be seen as an oppressive occupier at the same time. The natural response to that (aside from increased transparency and accountability for soldiers committing abuses that victimize the host population :ssh:), is an honest PR campaign to try and win hearts and minds. This is why Civil Affairs was created in the army, and why it went from not even existing in 2007 to being large and currently in the middle of one of the largest recruiting pushes being made in the military while everywhere else downsizes. The Army spent and will continue to spend shitloads of money on humanitarian aid, not just in conflict zones, but in areas where natural disasters strike, around the world. The Army has engineers who's entire job is rebuilding poo poo in war torn areas to score brownie points, and people absolutely do care. They just care about US interests more. Sorry your grandpa who was in Nam or whoever it was that taught you everything you know about the military was wrong again.

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Oct 6, 2015

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

pathetic little tramp posted:

Fan Duel employees have been doing it too. They've both been doing it from the beginning, the whole system is literally rigged so that you have better odds betting on a single number on a roulette wheel. Why betting on Team A to beat Team B is illegal, but betting on Fantasy Team A to beat Fantasy Team B is illegal is a mystery*.

*Major corporate cash is no mystery.

Additionally, if they allow private leagues then people have almost certainly been laundering dirty money through all those fantasy sites. Bet dirty money on manziel and whoever he's throwing at, lose to your bagman, clean money comes out to his PayPal account or whatever he's got hooked in to it.

Generally banks will investigate that kind of stuff but who knows what PP is doing these days as far as reporting goes. And I doubt the fantasy sites are doing anything either.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

PleasingFungus posted:

That's... actually one of the most reasonable things she's said. (Low bars, and all that...)

How? Her degree in history means poo poo about fighting people now.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Tatum Girlparts posted:

How? Her degree in history means poo poo about fighting people now.

I wonder if Carly plays Crusader Kings II or if she's more of a Chivalry type of person.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Tatum Girlparts posted:

How? Her degree in history means poo poo about fighting people now.

Especially since most of the fuckups that happened to create our current situation happened within the past hundred years.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Out of the bowels of Twitter, a drunk Senator Ben Sasse (R-NE) endorses American Enterprise Institute President Arthur Brooks for House Speaker.

quote:

Who’s the best communicator in our movement? He/she might not be in Congress today. So what? Why wld we not pick that person –for “SPEAKER”?

quote:

I'm not saying @arthurbrooks is definitely the best communicator in America; I'm just saying: If you know of a better one…Tell me. I’ll wait

quote:

Just purchased the domain: http://draftarthurbrooks.com #Momentum

You can also scroll through his feed to see various platitudes about what the next Speaker must be. Among them is the declaration that the "next speaker needs to have the ideas of Jack Kemp, work ethic of Mike Rowe, resolve of Margaret Thatcher, & wit of Larry the Cable Guy"

A Man With A Plan
Mar 29, 2010
Fallen Rib

I can't stop laughing. Send help.

Also never a bad time to post this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9uI_kIP3Ys

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015


So you're saying Donald Trump never throws the first punch???


Wow what a guy, no wonder he's polling eight times higher than Rubio.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

joeburz posted:

lol did this really happen because this owns

We had an issue at Ft. Hood back in the 90's where an artillery lieutenant got his coordinates backwards and ended up shooting a live Howitzer round into a farm outside of the base and killed a few cows. Lets just say that live firing on Hood got a bit more strict after that and I don't think was an officer for much longer.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
What's the word on the TPP and regulation of medications. I know this is something that the medical industry has tried to go after before which was medical tourism. Have they released anything of the sort? Basically a while back there was some talk of your price for treatment in certain countries may depend on your passport.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

A Man With A Plan posted:

I can't stop laughing. Send help.

Also never a bad time to post this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9uI_kIP3Ys

Trump probably tried to fax Rubio an animated .gif of the original water clip

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



PleasingFungus posted:

I'm already seeing reports that many provisions of the TPP have changed from the draft versions; for example:


It doesn't seem impossible to me that those changes came about as a result of public pressure giving our negotiators more leverage; "Look, our people will never accept this, see? You've got to give me more..."

"Okay fine we'll enforce stuff that's actually illegal in all countries involved" doesn't sound like something that should be counted as a big step forward in negotiations. Am I reading that wrong?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

QuoProQuid posted:

& wit of Larry the Cable Guy"

Tha gently caress?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Epic High Five posted:

"Okay fine we'll enforce stuff that's actually illegal in all countries involved" doesn't sound like something that should be counted as a big step forward in negotiations. Am I reading that wrong?

When you consider that opponents of the deal portrayed it as being literally apocalyptic before, it is.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

"Okay fine we'll enforce stuff that's actually illegal in all countries involved" doesn't sound like something that should be counted as a big step forward in negotiations. Am I reading that wrong?

The other treaties often have no enforcement mechanisms so you could violate them willy-nilly.

Now if you violate them you'll threaten your sweet-sweet free-trade monies providing a disincentive to do so.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

Tha gently caress?

It makes sense if you're deeply stupid.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

fool_of_sound posted:

It makes sense if you're deeply stupid.

I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Epic High Five posted:

"Okay fine we'll enforce stuff that's actually illegal in all countries involved" doesn't sound like something that should be counted as a big step forward in negotiations. Am I reading that wrong?

Adding enforcement mechanisms to toothless treaties is a pretty good thing and also a huge concession on the part of certain economies.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I watched the Late Show and John McCain comes off really well until there is any talk of possible war. Then he hawks it up like no other. He wants to send a couple thousand troops and planes to Syria to counterbalance Iran and Russia. He said that we are giving Iran $100 billion dollars and they are going to use that to destroy Israel. When Colbert asked whether we would keep our troops there indefinitely, he said that we have kept 38,000 troops in South Korea for this long, so we might need to do that in the Middle East. He then turned to nothing but American Exceptionalism.

drat McCain, I liked you in 2000 and would have voted for you if had not fathered that illegitimate black child. I have changed my politics, why can't you?

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

Zeroisanumber posted:

Tha gently caress?

Larry the Cable Guy is humor for the average man. Now recall that half of America is below average.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

I watched the Late Show and John McCain comes off really well until there is any talk of possible war. Then he hawks it up like no other. He wants to send a couple thousand troops and planes to Syria to counterbalance Iran and Russia. He said that we are giving Iran $100 billion dollars and they are going to use that to destroy Israel. When Colbert asked whether we would keep our troops there indefinitely, he said that we have kept 38,000 troops in South Korea for this long, so we might need to do that in the Middle East. He then turned to nothing but American Exceptionalism.

drat McCain, I liked you in 2000 and would have voted for you if had not fathered that illegitimate black child. I have changed my politics, why can't you?

He got a shitbag Obama-bash in there too. gently caress John McCain.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


I feel bad for wanting him to stay in the race as long as possible, but my god, he's beautiful.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Yoshifan823 posted:

He got a shitbag Obama-bash in there too. gently caress John McCain.

John McCain owns.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Bizarro Kanyon posted:

I watched the Late Show and John McCain comes off really well until there is any talk of possible war. Then he hawks it up like no other. He wants to send a couple thousand troops and planes to Syria to counterbalance Iran and Russia. He said that we are giving Iran $100 billion dollars and they are going to use that to destroy Israel. When Colbert asked whether we would keep our troops there indefinitely, he said that we have kept 38,000 troops in South Korea for this long, so we might need to do that in the Middle East. He then turned to nothing but American Exceptionalism.

drat McCain, I liked you in 2000 and would have voted for you if had not fathered that illegitimate black child. I have changed my politics, why can't you?

it's cool how the neocons poisoned the well of American international relations for literally a generation or more

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Volkerball posted:

John McCain owns.

John S. McCain Sr & Jr loving owned. III is a shithead of the highest order.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Mr. Nice! posted:

John S. McCain Sr & Jr loving owned. III is a shithead of the highest order.

And IV cost his dad an election.

Sorus
Nov 6, 2007
caustic overtones

Zeroisanumber posted:

Tha gently caress?

Racist toilet humor, makes sense.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Nice! posted:

John S. McCain Sr & Jr loving owned. III is a shithead of the highest order.

Counterpoint:

quote:

Washington, D.C. ­– U.S. Senator John McCain (R-AZ) today released the following statement on Libya:

“With the U.S. Senate prepared to vote in just hours on an amendment to cut off all foreign assistance to Libya, every member of Congress, and all Americans, should know what happened today in Benghazi.

“Recent reports estimate that as many as 30,000 Libyans took to the streets in Benghazi, the city where Ambassador Chris Stevens and three of his colleagues were tragically murdered ten days ago. These Libyan demonstrators marched peacefully to the gates of the compound of Ansar al-Shariah, the militia allegedly responsible for the attack that killed Ambassador Stevens and his colleagues. The demonstrators conducted themselves peacefully. They carried signs, according to media reports, that read, ‘The Ambassador was Libya’s friend;’ ‘No, no to militias;’ and ‘Where is the army, where is the police?’ And when these brave Libyans arrived at the gates of the compound, they told this militia that they and their violent extremist agenda are not welcome in the new Libya.

“Somewhere, Chris Stevens is smiling. This is the real Libya – the Libya he knew so well, the Libya he wanted America to support and remain engaged with, the Libya for which he ultimately gave his life. These brave people in Libya are friends of America. They want our help and need our help. And we must continue to provide it to them, which is exactly what Chris Stevens would have wanted. If the Senate were to cut off all U.S. assistance to Libya now, as Senator Rand Paul’s amendment would have us do, it would abandon our friends to our terrorist enemies, destroy America’s moral standing in the world, and do egregious harm to our national interests.”

http://www.mccain.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/press-releases?ID=eaf52b6b-eb31-0758-5580-6b9b6cd691ee

And he supports Petraeus' strategy in Syria that would, you know, work. Confirmed for owns.

Ernie Muppari
Aug 4, 2012

Keep this up G'Bert, and soon you won't have a pigeon to protect!
i like that he likes torturing people

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Ernie Muppari posted:

i like that he likes torturing people

this is a serious thread for serious people please dont troll it with lies and slander

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Oct 6, 2015

Ernie Muppari
Aug 4, 2012

Keep this up G'Bert, and soon you won't have a pigeon to protect!

Volkerball posted:

this is a serious thread for serious people please dont troll it

citation needed

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


the moose posted:

Are we going to buy them a new hospital to replace the one we blew up at least?

I feel like we've definitely straight up given away thousands of hospitals worth of dollars there so far. I feel like maybe we should command them to build their own under threat of blowing up more things because I'm really super tired of loving around there.

ReidRansom fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Oct 6, 2015

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx

Grapplejack posted:

I feel bad for wanting him to stay in the race as long as possible, but my god, he's beautiful.

I seriously hope he ends up causing a brokered convention. It would be the best thing ever.

Ernie Muppari
Aug 4, 2012

Keep this up G'Bert, and soon you won't have a pigeon to protect!

ReidRansom posted:

I feel like we've definitely straight up given away thousands of dollars worth of hospitals there so far. I feel like maybe we should command them to build their own under threat of blowing up more things because I'm really super tired of loving around there.

well good news!

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Volkerball posted:

Counterpoint:


http://www.mccain.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/press-releases?ID=eaf52b6b-eb31-0758-5580-6b9b6cd691ee

And he supports Petraeus' strategy in Syria that would, you know, work. Confirmed for owns.

I'm a fan of his recent treason as he signed onto the letter trying to sabotage the negotiations with Iran.

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