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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Flied lice?

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Alaois posted:

I've found Smashburger pretty decent, and they make a good chicken sandwich too

One of these just opened near me. I should go try it... but there's a 5 guys a 10 minute walk away.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
I'm in the U.S. and the Five Guys that opened in my city a couple years ago just started advertising shakes. I still haven't gone in yet, but now I might if the shakes are any good.

Kalos posted:

I think FG was mostly popular around here because they were the first place in town to have one of those Coke machines with all the flavor syrups so you could get poo poo like raspberry coke and grape mellow yellow (the latter comes out as a very AFP color).

Oddly enough, a new Wendy's opened in my city last year that has one of those machines. I have gone in a few times solely to gently caress around with the drink machine. I didn't even buy food one of those times.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

That's not a milkshake though, that's just flavored milk. Is Nesquik a milkshake in the UK? Serious question.

Sort of.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Well, I guess I understand how milkshake was misconstrued to mean shaken milk.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

EorayMel posted:

The 5th grader inside us rejoiced



This, not so much



This is why you don't store pizza under the bed.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The Texas Rangers stadium: now serving dogs topped with cotton candy and cotton candy mustard.


empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
I feel like the very words "cotton candy mustard" are beyond the limits of my imagination. I have been very, very high. And I have been very, very drunk. I have even been both at once. Not even once did I consider mixing cotton candy and a hot dog in the same bite, much less the same dish.

I don't even loving like cotton candy. I kind of want to punish the person who made this abomination.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I'm the righteous indignation at a hotdog topped with candy

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


NotAnArtist posted:

I'm the righteous indignation at a hotdog topped with candy

I'm the pink cotton candy :3:

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Unlike pizza, hot dogs are actually subject to incredibly strict rules and that is a clear violation.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Data Graham posted:

I don't necessarily agree with this guy on all points (there are better niche burger chains), but he does make a strong argument

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s

There's only one way to respond to that, and it's with this.

https://youtu.be/TCEA5354txA

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




NotAnArtist posted:

I'm the righteous indignation at a hotdog topped with candy

This is really loving funny

Scathach posted:

The Texas Rangers stadium: now serving dogs topped with cotton candy and cotton candy mustard.




now deep fry it and offer chocolate sauce on the side

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

RareAcumen posted:



now deep fry it and offer chocolate sauce on the side

Only if you replace the bun with a Twinkie.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
And the hot dog with a twix

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I actually want to see this happen. Just because. Someone must have the facilities.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

I actually want to see this happen. Just because. Someone must have the facilities.

I have the facilities, but I don't want to.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

cash crab posted:

I'm the pink cotton candy :3:

Oh no!

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Aug 2, 2014

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by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab! Why?! Why do you waste good candy?!

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

Picnic Princess posted:

I actually want to see this happen. Just because. Someone must have the facilities.

It might not surprise you to learn that it's been done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wpPDgEtzh8

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Gridlocked posted:

cash crab! Why?! Why do you waste good candy?!

It must be CLEAN. :byodame:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
You guys know there's a raccoon pictures thread, right? We don't have to creep on cash crab here.

For content, have a picture that was originally titled Candied_Beer_Dogs_3.jpg

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
I don't think there's anything wrong with cotton candy on a hot dog. it seems a little high concept for playoffs concessions, but add peanuts and you have stadium in a bun right there.

All you fuckers with your hot dog rules are going to get upset about neon green relish next or something.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Wanamingo posted:

You guys know there's a raccoon pictures thread, right? We don't have to creep on cash crab here.

For content, have a picture that was originally titled Candied_Beer_Dogs_3.jpg


I've had these, pretty common small town potluck food. They're super duper sweet and you can really only eat one or two. drat tasty if you use a good hot dog like Zenners tho.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
The only hotdog rule is that the dog must contain at least 65% animal anus

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The best franchise burger I had is Elevation Burger.



But the beat goddamn burger I had was from a place called Bugerry.

Two words:


Wagyu burger.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Arivia posted:

All you fuckers with your hot dog rules are going to get upset about neon green relish next or something.

I feel like people who are elitists about what should go on a 50 cent pig anus sausage and the guys who are elitists about bicyclist fashion are probably one in the same, and they're in cahoots with the cabal behind what REAL anime is and the corporation in charge of things only 90s kids know

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
*Runs in, panting from a full sprint*

Did someone say BASEBALL?!

Scathach posted:

The Texas Rangers stadium: now serving dogs topped with cotton candy and cotton candy mustard.




This is tame by comparison of some of the gastrointestinal monstrosities being produced at MLB stadiums. Arizona started this thing a few years back with huge, goony piles of garbage food heaped together in heart attack-inducing quantities. By 2015, the phenomenon had spread to every MLB park. TBH, these dishes are meant to be eaten by two or four or even more people. But like the 20-piece McNugget, you just know that doesn't happen.

Some of this is anti-food porn, but some of it is straight-up food porn. I'll let you judge for yourself.

Arizona Diamondbacks' "Churro Dog" Would.



Huston Astros' "Chicken and Waffle Cone" Nope.



Kansas City Royals' "Steak and Cheese Dog" Nope.



Milwaulkie Brewers' "Nachos on a Stick" ...Would?



LA Dodgers' "64oz Nacho Helmet" Would, despite my instincts.



Texas Rangers' "Choomungous" Would, if I had a bib or something.



Finally, stadium food as gross and artless as its home in Tropicana Field: Tampa Bay Rays' "4lb Fan vs Food Burger" Trick question: No one goes to The Trop, so no one will ever eat this.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Would. All of those. Repeatedly.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Always gotta be those pointless flavorless pale pickle chips. Why

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

MrAptronym posted:

Complete with incessant reminders that he is capable of both drinking and smoking.

I guess someone has not seen most GWS photo bombs.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

MrAptronym posted:

But the end result, served in a pile with eggo waffles, is nice too.

The whole thing is horrifying. As best as I can figure, here is the recipe:

Add one-and-a-half cups of oil to a pan
Fry vegan globules in it
Drain nothing
Add 1/16th of a chopped onion
Sprinkle with ground oatmeal
Mix in some soy milk
Reduce

The finished product is still like 90% olive oil, what is wrong with people

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 
I wish Smashburger was still open around here, the state closed down their stores for not paying their taxes.

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

titties posted:

The whole thing is horrifying. As best as I can figure, here is the recipe:

Add one-and-a-half cups of oil to a pan
Fry vegan globules in it
Drain nothing
Add 1/16th of a chopped onion
Sprinkle with ground oatmeal
Mix in some soy milk
Reduce

The finished product is still like 90% olive oil, what is wrong with people

It's because it's vegan. When you get to the point where you're eating fake meat product that's been pressed into massive logs deep fried in oil you've basically given up on cooking. Nothing tastes good and everything is oversalted/bland as gently caress, might as well go whole hog on it.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
There's a reason there's so many fat vegans.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Railing Kill posted:

This is tame by comparison of some of the gastrointestinal monstrosities being produced at MLB stadiums. Arizona started this thing a few years back with huge, goony piles of garbage food heaped together in heart attack-inducing quantities. By 2015, the phenomenon had spread to every MLB park. TBH, these dishes are meant to be eaten by two or four or even more people. But like the 20-piece McNugget, you just know that doesn't happen.

Some of this is anti-food porn, but some of it is straight-up food porn. I'll let you judge for yourself.


This stuff looks pretty alright if done eaten in more than one sitting or with extra people. Otherwise, :stonk:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


My favourite video posted here was that one where that woman eats like, four heads of lettuce and a pound of figs every day for lunch because she's on a raw food diet and also vegan.



Vegans: Constantly challenging the absence of pizza rules

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Crust First posted:

If they sell an actual ice cream milkshake (or as I've had to start calling it, a "thickshake") and not just milk with some kind of syrup mixed in, I'll have to try to make my way there!

Getting a proper milkshake in the UK is a fool's errand.

You need to visit Shakeaway. They do icecream milkshakes with a huge variety of flavours. Cherry bakewell, creme egg, fruit flavours... I love em.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

It's because it's vegan. When you get to the point where you're eating fake meat product that's been pressed into massive logs deep fried in oil you've basically given up on cooking. Nothing tastes good and everything is oversalted/bland as gently caress, might as well go whole hog on it.

Vegan food is always at its worst when trying to mimic regular food. Just loving accept that no vegan substitute will taste anything like it and move on. At best, vegan meat substitutes have a meat-like texture and a very bland flavor that you can get around by adding tons of seasoning/spices.

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Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

pentyne posted:

Vegan food is always at its worst when trying to mimic regular food. Just loving accept that no vegan substitute will taste anything like it and move on. At best, vegan meat substitutes have a meat-like texture and a very bland flavor that you can get around by adding tons of seasoning/spices.

This is pretty true. I was a vegan for like half a decade and the worst thing was visiting someone's house for a holiday meal or something and having to choke down X-Loaf because they bought it just for me and I know that poo poo is expensive.

Unless you've got a shitload of time and money to invest in finding and cooking your food, most of what you end up eating is processed-to-hell, molded, frozen chemical slurries whose cooking instructions are microwave-only. Salads get old fast.

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