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Tujague posted:Meanwhile, the main character is a promising young officer (Mary Sue) who, due to stuff that will be explored in Season 1, hosed up real bad and was assigned to be the First Officer on what is basically a refitted garbage scow with a special short-range EXPLORATION CRAFT piggybacked onto the back of it. Marissa Amber Flores Picard would never gently caress up, let alone gently caress up real bad
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:Great episode but i was always perplexed as to how they had the technology to make a probe that could do that to someone's mind but not save their civilization The episode "Conundrum" has the same problem. The Satarran aliens can wipe the memories of everyone on the Enterprise, alter the computer records, and insert their own crew posing as humans, but they can't defeat the Lysians? I MEAN REALLY
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 08:56 |
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Andro Dunos posted:The episode "Conundrum" has the same problem. The Satarran aliens can wipe the memories of everyone on the Enterprise, alter the computer records, and insert their own crew posing as humans, but they can't defeat the Lysians? They couldn't spend another week to find some no-name Miranda with a dumb crew?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 09:17 |
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My Q-Face posted:*crowd breaks from grooming to hoot excitedly* Leader (possibly) of the poo poo-flinging forces
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 09:18 |
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Tujague posted:Jesus christ, every three pages with you morons farting out profound philosophical biotruths you realized after being made euphoric by your own intellect You got to have your rambling Jem Hadar tantrum, let other people have their turn. The weird rants about "No, THIS part didn't make sense and furthermore..." are the best part of the thread.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:12 |
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theres only one bridge. ONE BRIDGE. ONE PLACE TO poo poo
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:34 |
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Bashir is great. I just met Section 31 on DS9 and...well...let's just say that for all the genetic engineering poo poo they keep shoehorning in, I'm loving the extra stuff they give Bashir to do. Making him a spy seems great, although I'm kind of confused--there's only one season left, but they keep introducing new elements and stuff even now. Did they think the show would keep going on or will there actually be a decent ending to this whole saga?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:38 |
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Bashir is great. I just met Section 31 on DS9 and...well...let's just say that for all the genetic engineering poo poo they keep shoehorning in, I'm loving the extra stuff they give Bashir to do. Making him a spy seems great, although I'm kind of confused--there's only one season left, but they keep introducing new elements and stuff even now. Did they think the show would keep going on or will there actually be a decent ending to this whole saga? They knew season 7 would be the end.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:42 |
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I remember hearing there were at least a few people who wanted to press for an eighth season, but I can't remember who was for it and who was against it.
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In any case, they knew well enough in advance that the show ends with a ten-parter.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:46 |
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My beef with the Jem Hadar was about poo poo that literally happened on the screen during a TV show and 100% didn't require me to thoughtfully stroke cheeto dust out of my neckbeard while having an Archimedes-esque epiphany about human nature and reality that is hidden from the un-fedora'd neurotypicals
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:04 |
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Here in Taiwan there's a brand of bottled water that has random foreign languages on the label. I've seen Arabic and Italian before. Today I found Klingon.
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Tujague posted:My beef with the Jem Hadar was about poo poo that literally happened on the screen during a TV show and 100% didn't require me to thoughtfully stroke cheeto dust out of my neckbeard while having an Archimedes-esque epiphany about human nature and reality that is hidden from the un-fedora'd neurotypicals You are a sad, strange little man...and you have my pity.
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BottledBodhisvata posted:You are a sad, strange little man...and you have my pity.
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BottledBodhisvata posted:You are a sad, strange little man...and you have my pity.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:05 |
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clinically speaking what the gently caress is your problem?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:29 |
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Germstore posted:clinically speaking what the gently caress is your problem? He's got a brain tumour, go easy on him.
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Germstore posted:clinically speaking what the gently caress is your problem? Assimilation into the Brony hivemind. Resistance is magic.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 18:39 |
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Tujague posted:My beef with the Jem Hadar was about poo poo that literally happened on the screen during a TV show and 100% didn't require me to thoughtfully stroke cheeto dust out of my neckbeard while having an Archimedes-esque epiphany about human nature and reality that is hidden from the un-fedora'd neurotypicals It's Dorito Dust, and my problem was that on the show set in the pre-Federation/Starfleet era, humans behaved exactly the same way they did in the 24th century and ignored all of the "We had to learn those lessons the hard way" stuff that was all over the previous shows. Where was the disastrous first contact that led to war with the Klingons? Where was the humans making GBS threads all over the galaxy and disrupting primitive cultures? "Maybe one day there will be a sort of a ... Primary Directive..."
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My Q-Face posted:It's Dorito Dust, and my problem was that on the show set in the pre-Federation/Starfleet era, humans behaved exactly the same way they did in the 24th century and ignored all of the "We had to learn those lessons the hard way" stuff that was all over the previous shows. Where was the disastrous first contact that led to war with the Klingons? Where was the humans making GBS threads all over the galaxy and disrupting primitive cultures? god, he might as well have winked at the camera.
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Germstore posted:god, he might as well have winked at the camera. and then licked a fingertip and marked down a 'point' in the air with it.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:32 |
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Geez, was the origin of Red Alert not enough for you people?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:54 |
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I'm halfway through Season 7 of DS9. Wow, Ronald D. Moore tried his best to ruin the show with his lovely romance and new age bullshit, didn't he? It's great that Damar and Kai Win can carry the show, but they shouldn't have to. I've been wanting to watch the show with my Grandfather who was something of a TNG fan, but we'll never have enough time to watch every episode of every season. Is there something like an Abridged Deep Space 9 list of episodes that include the important plot points and character arcs + only the good bottle episodes?
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Typical Pubbie posted:I've been wanting to watch the show with my Grandfather who was something of a TNG fan, but we'll never have enough time to watch every episode of every season. Is there something like an Abridged Deep Space 9 list of episodes that includes all the important plot points and character arcs? This is like asking to read just one cycle out of a Cardassian repetitive epic. Its a pretty offensive question. You watch all of DS9. All of it.
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My Q-Face posted:This is hilarious. This show isn't doing very well and everybody on the internet is very critical of it, but that's just the internet, let's see what Ira says. Ira says all the same things as the internet, well obviously the problem is with everybody else but us! *plinkett voice* what is it with Ricks?
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 02:30 |
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My pah is too weak for such a task.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 02:31 |
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That's bullshit, if anyone can come up with a list of mandatory ds9 it's us and not just because we have nothing better to do. For one thing, you have to make up your own mind about Ferengi episodes. I think they are good except the one where Quark has to become female which is s06 e23 "Profit and Lace" which is irredeemable. S06 e10 is The Magnificent Ferengi which is mandatory no matter what especially for goongranddad so write those two down. You can skip most of Season 1 on grounds of terrible acting and/or TNG-style Monster Of The Week crap, but catch these: The pilot S01 E03 and E04 - good introductory character development S01 E06 - "Captive Pursuit" O'Brien's first chance to shine S01 E11 - "The Nagus" Ferengi episode is a maybe S01 E14 - "Storyteller" Beginning of O'Brien / Bashir bromance S01 E15 - "Progress" Pretty good Kira / Bajoran poo poo S01 E19 - "Duet" super awesome drama episode S01 E20 - Nurse Ratched's first tour de force / Bajoran religious poo poo throwdown You have to watch p much all of Season 7, with the exception of these: s7 e04: Sisko and the crew play baseball against some Vulcans s7 e05: Bashir falls in love with an autistic girl s7 e11: Ezri Dax backstory is godawful Tujague fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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Tujague posted:You have to watch p much all of Season 7, with the exception of these: i will find you and kill you
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Look if you pass every DS9 episode that has some cool funny poo poo in it, you won't skip any okay Klingon Chef blows it up in Melora. Is Klingon Chef good? Yes. Is Melora good? Ffffuuuuuuuccccccckkkkk. vvv I don't think there's a lovely Vic ep. The one where he helps Odo date Kira is awesome too. The one where Worf tears up the place is awesome. Tujague fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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People hate the Vic eps but the PTSD that Nog experiences needs to be seen.
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VectorSigma posted:i will find you and kill you seriously the sisko without BASEball is not the sisko at all
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:23 |
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But why rush through DS9? its never coming back in any form. Even the bad eps flesh out the good bits and its fun to make fun of the bad DS9. Why miss out on that? The lows make the highs higher. Watch all of DS9 and don't pretend you have better things to do with your life than watch a Jake-centric or Keiko-centric ep.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:33 |
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If I remember from six posts ago, the reason he wants a condensed list is because he doesn't have a ton of time to watch TV with his grandfather, who is presumably not a big sci-fi nerd Hang on, I'll go use my eyes to read what it says Yep
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:39 |
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makes ya think
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:49 |
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Grandfather needs to get his priorities straight is what I'm saying.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:58 |
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There's probably stuff in the first couple seasons you can skip, but from the season 2 finale onwards you're better off just watching it all with very few exceptions, yeah.
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Tujague posted:You have to watch p much all of Season 7, with the exception of these: Nay. When the show first came on, I was watching TNG religiously and although I missed the pilot, I gave a few early episodes a try and wrote it off as a lame attempt to cash in on Babylon 5. It was a rerun of this one that made me want to give it another try..
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shadow puppet of a posted:Its a pretty offensive question. You watch all of DS9. All of it. get over yourself already, jesus christ
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 16:20 |
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you're in a star trek thread on a nerdy forum and you're telling someone in here to calm himself about star trek do you see where you may have went wrong?
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To be upset about Star Trek is illogical.
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