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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

welp

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaa hooooly poo poo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Smythe posted:

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaa hooooly poo poo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Smythe posted:

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaa hooooly poo poo

please, i cant take it. gas

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i dont want 2 live in a world where people selfie themselves w/they dead grannies

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

everyone that takes selfies has narcissistic personality disorder

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

nice fierce look with dead grams. Christ..

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Live your whole life with pride and dignity. Come of age during the depression. Rivet the bolts on b2 bombers. Bury your husband, the love of your life. And then? Your final remembrance? A selfie with your spoiled twit gandaughter, eyes open and mouth catching flys. Epic.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

millennials!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Pinterest Mom posted:

millennials!!

It's actually loving Pigs.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Smythe posted:

Live your whole life with pride and dignity. Come of age during the depression. Rivet the bolts on b2 bombers. Bury your husband, the love of your life. And then? Your final remembrance? A selfie with your spoiled twit gandaughter, eyes open and mouth catching flys. Epic.

this one is actually still alive to experience her granddaugghter

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

its oct 5 and the 4th anniversary of steve's death

steve would be proud of apple and tim's guiding hand

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
yeah stebe would have totally been behind:

the apple iwatch
the ipad mega huge
the iphone mega huge

come on son, cremnob you're cremnobbing 2 hard bro

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

steve would never have allowed the camera lens bump

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

steve is dead

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwdkXZVLVjE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmra3NcEot0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAwRatthR1E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_JXsvOIZV8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAmPKHCaYEQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY0pr8o_R58

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
every single one is exactly the same

rich fuckin 1% of humanity people doing meaningless poo poo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
who culd even tell what was happening in that first one except the mother was fine

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Those are all stupid

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

they're good

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
a forum full of militant adblockers and this tremendous lamer posts a page of ads. get bent

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

1: infomercial-level "there's got to be a better way!" non-issue
2: oh poo poo can't take 3 seconds to look at my phone because I'm too busy fucken dancing with my hubby. this is a problem I encounter a lot
3: cool, I enjoy squinting at my wrist while riding my quirky lil vespa through narrow italian streets
4: if only stationary bikes had a way to track my heartbeat or how long i had been cycling for. or is this supposed to be, like, a spinning class? where you are told what to do anyway?
5: phew thank god my heartbeat is an absurdly low 142 or else this shadowboxing would be worthless
6: they didnt even have him singing into his watch - the literal premise of the ad - because they knew how loving dumb it would look

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Linguica posted:

6: they didnt even have him singing into his watch - the literal premise of the ad - because they knew how loving dumb it would look
Springing the hell out of the trap, but you don't have to "talk into the watch" for the voice recognition/recording to work.

Which makes it even funnier when you see people do it.

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

Smythe posted:

a forum full of militant adblockers and this tremendous lamer posts a page of ads. get bent

lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



praise smythe

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



triple sulk posted:

praise smythe

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana


M'rissa

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

triple sulk posted:

praise smythe

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

there is/was an issue with the modal view for posting when the user has 1. a custom keyboard and 2. is quoting another user that seems to make it crash. I think it has to do with how the view scrolls to afford the keyboard and custom ones are a different height than the stock so it messes it up. I reported it to the devs last week and offered to help since I'm an iOS dev but I didn't get around to it. maybe this week...

i couldn't reproduce it at all, guess i'll try again with the store version

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

echinopsis posted:

every single one is exactly the same

rich fuckin 1% of humanity people doing meaningless poo poo

yes thats the market for the apple watch

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


dammit tim cook give me back secure empty trash

it made me feel more secure

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

congratulations macintards, you now own products with literally zero advantages over pcs



pc master race

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
dman. foiled again. *ms lovers proceed not be able to afford new surface* drat ms tax!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Athletic Footjob posted:

dman. foiled again. *ms lovers proceed not be able to afford new surface* drat ms tax!

thats me

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

carry on then posted:

congratulations macintards, you now own products with literally zero advantages over pcs



pc master race

except hinges

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
lol theres a gap

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

graph posted:

lol theres a gap

gaps are sexy as gently caress moran

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

carry on then posted:

congratulations macintards, you now own products with literally zero advantages over pcs



pc master race

so it runs OS X ?

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VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Ludwig van Halen posted:

so it runs OS X ?

os x is the opposite of an advantage so no

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