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Magicpants posted:John Fox wishes he had a wild ride. John Fox's ride is more like the coin-operated kiddie horse in the parking lot of a supermarket, and you've just put all your change into it and your damned kid is still crying because when you press the start all it does is lurch forward and die, and you're trying to prove to him that you're worth a drat because you're 45 and divorced, haven't been laid in 2 years, stuck in a dead-end career, and your ex-wife got engaged this past weekend, and then you find yourself screaming at the stock boy who was unlucky enough to have walked past, and he's just standing there pimply-faced, stoned, and not giving a poo poo because you're just another afternoon he's trying to get through, until finally your kid starts begging you to go home, but you're not about to give up on your $2.50 because you had to reach all the way under your carseat for that last dime and you're pretty sure you pulled something, so instead you decide to throw a haymaker at this damned 16-year-old kid who doesn't give a poo poo about your life because you know catharsis is the only chance you have at happiness anymore and you can feel the weight of your broken dreams collapsing against your lungs, and you barely even connect but all of a sudden you're surrounded by well-to-do shoppers, and then your ex-wife has to bail you out of jail, and you don't even hear her complain because you've been listening to that for the last 20 years of your miserable life and you already know you aren't gonna get to see your kid again anytime soon, although maybe that's not such a bad thing because you're not even sure if you love your kid, and then you're not even sure if you love anything anymore, and then one night after getting reamed out by your boss you go find that stupid loving kiddie horse and you torch it with a half gallon of gas because that poo poo's expensive and a lighter because you couldn't ignite it with a lit cigarette after four tries, and you just watch it burn while coughing trying to smoke these drat cigarettes even though you quit 10 years ago, drinking some JD's straight outta the bottle and even that just doesn't do it anymore, and then you live out the rest of your life without knowing what it's like to enjoy anything, and on your deathbed your kid is the only one that comes to see you and you can tell he doesn't really want to be there, and you want to say something, anything to him to prove it all meant something, but you just can't, and deep-down you know it was futile, and he leaves, and you die alone. Actually given the state of the Eagles that might actually be the final outcome of chip Kelly's wild ride.
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Oct 4, 2015 22:22
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oh wrong thread sorry
Phobeste fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Oct 5, 2015 |
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Oct 5, 2015 02:55
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this is late but
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Oct 5, 2015 03:30
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Sure, he'll hit a bird but he won't even lay a finger on a dawg.
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Oct 5, 2015 03:44
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This needs to be spread.
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Oct 5, 2015 06:00
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Ross Angeles posted:this is late but That pretty much summed up the second half.
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Oct 5, 2015 13:53
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Febreeze are you ever going to do more Florida Man strips? Because those were good and I just saw some snippet about a Florida government official making a sacrifice to Sol Invictus then drinking the sacrificed goat's blood. I will be honest when I say that I would love to see your take on that.
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Oct 5, 2015 20:24
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Bort Bortles posted:Febreeze are you ever going to do more Florida Man strips? Because those were good and I just saw some snippet about a Florida government official making a sacrifice to Sol Invictus then drinking the sacrificed goat's blood. I will be honest when I say that I would love to see your take on that. I got paid to do those by some site. Seems like people loved them and they resurface once in a while, but I don't really have the time. I should try it with funny football tweets. Also, I made this for Bleacher Report (I make a single panel comic for them every monday now) but Philbin got fired before we had a chance to use it 
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Oct 5, 2015 20:42
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Febreeze posted:I got paid to do those by some site. Seems like people loved them and they resurface once in a while, but I don't really have the time. I should try it with funny football tweets. holy poo poo, I'm hiring you to draw me nude. What's that going to cost me?
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Oct 5, 2015 20:50
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PantsFreeZone posted:holy poo poo, I'm hiring you to draw me nude. What's that going to cost me? I'm more worried about what its going to cost Febreeze
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Oct 5, 2015 21:23
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Rasczak posted:I'm more worried about what its going to cost Febreeze Everything.
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Oct 5, 2015 21:41
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I saw this on Deadspin today and well... It deserves to be shared here:
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Oct 5, 2015 22:27
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Rasczak posted:I'm more worried about what its going to cost Febreeze I'm sure it's nothing Febreeze hasn't seen at the horse track before.
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Oct 5, 2015 23:13
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PantsFreeZone posted:I'm sure it's nothing Febreeze hasn't seen at the horse track before. I've drawn plenty of horse faces before, yeah
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Oct 5, 2015 23:21
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PantsFreeZone posted:I'm sure it's nothing Febreeze hasn't seen at the horse track before. There is a lot of horse excrement there.
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Oct 5, 2015 23:35
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Guys, that really hurts my feelings. poo poo, I *do* have a long face.
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Oct 6, 2015 02:17
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Febreeze posted:I got paid to do those by some site. Seems like people loved them and they resurface once in a while, but I don't really have the time. I should try it with funny football tweets.
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Oct 6, 2015 02:52
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Joe Philbin gets canned http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/joe-philbin-fired/
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Oct 6, 2015 17:00
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Febreeze posted:Joe Philbin gets canned hahahahaha I wouldn't be surprised if that is actually more a recreation of the scene than a mockery. EDIT: Can I get a clear picture of the Dolphins logo behind Ross? Is that Cthulu coming out of the orange sun? PantsFreeZone fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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Oct 6, 2015 17:07
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PantsFreeZone posted:EDIT: Can I get a clear picture of the Dolphins logo behind Ross? Is that Cthulu coming out of the orange sun? 
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Oct 6, 2015 17:20
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Ehud this just got posted to the dolphins subreddit, titled "Our new coach is the jaded fan from the Draw Play" http://imgur.com/k1KDAQH
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...should...have...sent a....poet Febreeze posted:Ehud this just got posted to the dolphins subreddit, titled "Our new coach is the jaded fan from the Draw Play" Our coach has bigger traps
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Oct 6, 2015 17:42
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Febreeze posted:Ehud this just got posted to the dolphins subreddit, titled "Our new coach is the jaded fan from the Draw Play" Lol. Owns. Now you can do an awesome comic of them being cool workout Bros together. 
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Oct 6, 2015 17:59
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Febreeze posted:Ehud this just got posted to the dolphins subreddit, titled "Our new coach is the jaded fan from the Draw Play" lol awesome
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Oct 6, 2015 20:24
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Febreeze posted:Ehud this just got posted to the dolphins subreddit, titled "Our new coach is the jaded fan from the Draw Play" Just start drawing Ehud as the new coach of the 'Phins, imo.
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Oct 6, 2015 20:25
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Chilichimp posted:Just start drawing Ehud as the new coach of the 'Phins, imo.
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Oct 6, 2015 20:33
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Ehud should be the GM of the phins in real life. He can buy us all dolphin poop avatars with the money.
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Oct 6, 2015 20:38
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That's amazing hahaha
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Oct 6, 2015 20:43
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Week 4 cartoons and week 5 predictions http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/10/nfl-week-4-illustrated/2/
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Oct 7, 2015 18:12
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Febreeze posted:Week 4 cartoons and week 5 predictions I am so conflicted. I love Dr. House so much.
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Oct 7, 2015 18:25
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Febreeze posted:Week 4 cartoons and week 5 predictions No little avatar of mine in the parted red sea? 
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Oct 7, 2015 18:31
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Febreeze posted:Week 4 cartoons and week 5 predictions  Been waiting for this one since Sunday 
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Oct 7, 2015 18:35
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Febreeze posted:Week 4 cartoons and week 5 predictions quote:If the Texans win, I will draw Bill O’Brien’s butt chin farting on Andrew Luck. e: quote:If the 49ers win, I will draw Jim Tomsula farting in Tom Coughlin’s old wrinkled face. Ahhh rooting for all the fart teams in the farthouse
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Oct 7, 2015 18:35
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SirPhoebos posted:
Super Saiya-jin Clausen
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Oct 7, 2015 18:51
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Febreeze posted:If the Bears win, I will draw Jay Cutler dangling BBQ over Andy Reid’s head. 
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Oct 7, 2015 21:04
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Comedy wins are the best wins. I'm betting hard on the Chiefs in Fantasy, but I'd give it up for more Cutler comics.
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Oct 7, 2015 23:36
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The Back Judge was distracted by bad ideas http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/why-the-flag-wasnt-thrown/
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Oct 8, 2015 09:10
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Febreeze posted:The Back Judge was distracted by bad ideas "Cuz Stockholm syndrome is a thing" should be the banner for Detroit_Dogg's next football tattoo.
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Speaking of Detroit_Dogg, he hasn't been around for a while
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