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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Oh good, has the match started now?

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

MagicCube posted:

Why does Rhyno wear the NXT crop top over his singlet? Is it like having your name written on your underwear? So he doesn't forget where he is?

i like the half shirt look because w/ the singlet it makes his rear end look enormous

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

21 Hoot Salute posted:

sup goldfish bro

mine are 3x cheese

:hfive:

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Zyla posted:

SNACK REPORT GO

the larger size container from shop rite full of olives from their big olive bar

jred250
Sep 7, 2003
F Zero Novice

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

ben and jerry's, like a good sanderista

Someone pointed out Corbin's stomach, and now it is all I can look at. Please put him in a tanktop, Triple H.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
it doesn't matter if he's standing or lying down, rhyno will take up the exact same dimensions in 3d space at all times both vertically and horizontally

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
how good has this been so far?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

jred250 posted:

Someone pointed out Corbin's stomach, and now it is all I can look at. Please put him in a tanktop, Triple H.

corbin stomach face gif pls

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Shima Honnou posted:

i'm glad to see baron corbin is repping with that jacket. let's go ALLAH

You'd think he would win more matches by submission.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Joe's got some very loose shorts

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

OldTennisCourt posted:

how good has this been so far?

ALL KILLER NO FILLER

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Rusev alternate theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pXIhCUu584

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
"none of these 4 men are in tip top shape"

3 of them are twice as fat as I am

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


GenericMartini posted:

Joe's got some very loose shorts

Gonna see his Samoa John

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

GenericMartini posted:

Joe's got some very loose shorts

It's good to see Lesnar's old gear going to use.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
"none of these men are in tip top shape. balor is injured and the rest....just....just look at them. gently caress."

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007
I feel like the finish will be Finn goes for his finisher but Joe (not trusting Finn's know/doesn't want him to injure it further) tags himself and gets himself pinned.

Finn gets pissed and we got ourselves a heel turn.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

GenericMartini posted:

Joe's got some very loose shorts

if they were tight they'd cut into the fat and his legs would go numb

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Rhyno is literally built like a fridge. If you open his tummy you can chill your beers.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Ribsauce posted:

"none of these 4 men are in tip top shape"

3 of them are twice as fat as I am

someone post the pic of Corbin during his NFL career

he seriously looked like husky harris

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Dias posted:

Rhyno is literally built like a fridge. If you open his tummy you can chill your beers.

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

There are more rolls in this match than there are at a bakery :D

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

MotU posted:

"none of these men are in tip top shape. balor is injured and the rest....just....just look at them. gently caress."

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
METHODICAL PACE

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
fat wrestlers are great so 3 out of 4 wrestlers being fat makes this match extremely great

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

"That leg seems to be working just fine now"

yeah maybe don't call attention to bad selling

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
if only it were bull instead of finn

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
OH GOD I CAN'T NOT SEE CORBIN'S BELLY FACE NOW

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

GenericMartini posted:

Joe's got some very loose shorts

I miss his Makin A Difference Fatu gear

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
I kinda want to just see Barry Corbo, Rhyno and Joe just throw each other around for the rest of the match tbqh

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So wait, does turning into his Demon form cure his knee pain? We need Kane on commentary!

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

It looks like his body is doing an impression of that guy in the backgrounds face

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Shima Honnou posted:

fat wrestlers are great so 3 out of 4 wrestlers being fat makes this match extremely great

Rosey vs Big Daddy V vs Cheex for the championship of my heart

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Dias posted:

Rhyno is literally built like a fridge. If you open his tummy you can chill your beers.

Lmbo

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i love how this is simple booking

the formula works, dont gently caress with it

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?

Phuzzy posted:

METHODICAL PACE

I dunno!

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
I was planning on reviewing this event with the first match pointing out what good storytelling and psychology it had.

Except nope, that's every loving match on this show.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Got home in time to catch the end of Breeze/Crews.

Jordan and Gable lost in the semis? :(

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Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Jerusalem posted:

So wait, does turning into his Demon form cure his knee pain? We need Kane on commentary!

kane appearing in nxt would make me very, very sad.

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