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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

messagemode1 posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/07/politics/jeb-bush-george-h-w-bush-health/index.html

I know this is at least intended as mundane folksiness but it feels like kind of a weird thing to say.

I just think of Stevie from Eastbound and Down yelling "I FEEL AS STRONG AS A OX AND TEN FEET TALL!"

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messagemode1
Jun 9, 2006

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2015/09/politics/2016-republican-debate/

Haha why is this so dystopian?

I feel like I'm being interviewed by 15 Batmans.

Edit:

Can someone make a gif of this?

messagemode1 fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Oct 8, 2015

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

messagemode1 posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/07/politics/jeb-bush-george-h-w-bush-health/index.html

I know this is at least intended as mundane folksiness but it feels like kind of a weird thing to say.

given everything else that's happened to jeb i'm now expecting hw to keel over in the next 24 hours

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Raskolnikov38 posted:

given everything else that's happened to jeb i'm now expecting hw to keel over in the next 24 hours

Nah. Then Jeb! Would go upmin polls from sympathy

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I love how Cruz looks like a skinnier Bill Murray who's misplaced his neckline.

messagemode1
Jun 9, 2006

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

messagemode1 posted:

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2015/09/politics/2016-republican-debate/

Haha why is this so dystopian?

I feel like I'm being interviewed by 15 Batmans.

Edit:

Can someone make a gif of this?



DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO JINDAL

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
lmao scott walker still in there

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the beating of his hideous heart!"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold


it's like he ages as the light passes over him

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Gayness is a ladder...

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


"MATT.... DAMON...."

Caros
May 14, 2008

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Gayness is a ladder...



Goddamnit someone better do a fisher price phone one of these for Rand Paul or I am going to be very upset.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

I haven't seen this posted here yet, but Matt Drudge did a 45 minute interview with Alex Jones yesterday, and it's wonderfully crazy:

http://youtu.be/hxbvYWKhX48

I highly recommend listening to the whole thing.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Rocks posted:

I haven't seen this posted here yet, but Matt Drudge did a 45 minute interview with Alex Jones yesterday, and it's wonderfully crazy:

http://youtu.be/hxbvYWKhX48

I highly recommend listening to the whole thing.

I posted it earlier in the thread, but yeah... Worth a listen to.

7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008
Don't know if y'all covered this, but John Kasich patronized a college student with her hand up saying, ""I'm sorry, I don't have any Taylor Swift concert tickets."

Way to reach out to women and the young, Reps.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

messagemode1 posted:

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2015/09/politics/2016-republican-debate/

Haha why is this so dystopian?

I feel like I'm being interviewed by 15 Batmans.

Edit:

Can someone make a gif of this?



cool promo for the next season of Hannibal

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Rubio's chances are now within one percentage point of Bush's: http://www.predictwise.com/politics/2016repnomination

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Highlights from that Drudge interview so far:

I NEED NO TRAFFIC FROM GOOGLE

WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN HILLARY'S LOVERS

I CAN'T BE CONTROLLED. I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED

THE TWEETS ARE MEANINGLESS. TO ME IT'S JUST A LOT OF GNATS

PEOPLE ARE REALLY SICK. I THINK YOU KNOW THIS DEEP IN YOUR SOUL ALEX

THIS IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION, AND THE DRUDGE REPORT IS MINE

YOU'RE PLAYING IN GOOGLE'S HELLPIT

IT SHOULD BE VIBRATING

NOT EVERYONE IS CUT FROM THE SAME GENETIC BACKGROUND AS YOU OR I ALEX

TIME IS LIMITED. TIME IS NOT FOREVER

Those are all real quotes

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
What is Matt Drudge's glitch that he doesn't want to be seen on camera?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

gradenko_2000 posted:

What is Matt Drudge's glitch that he doesn't want to be seen on camera?

he knows he looks like a creepy prick

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
It's not anonymous gay sex if everyone knows who you are

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Jewel Repetition posted:

Highlights from that Drudge interview so far:

I NEED NO TRAFFIC FROM GOOGLE

WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN HILLARY'S LOVERS

I CAN'T BE CONTROLLED. I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED

THE TWEETS ARE MEANINGLESS. TO ME IT'S JUST A LOT OF GNATS

PEOPLE ARE REALLY SICK. I THINK YOU KNOW THIS DEEP IN YOUR SOUL ALEX

THIS IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION, AND THE DRUDGE REPORT IS MINE

YOU'RE PLAYING IN GOOGLE'S HELLPIT

IT SHOULD BE VIBRATING

NOT EVERYONE IS CUT FROM THE SAME GENETIC BACKGROUND AS YOU OR I ALEX

TIME IS LIMITED. TIME IS NOT FOREVER

Those are all real quotes

To be honest the interviews pretty awesome

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

why would i want to listen to an interview that was conducted by my shrieking cat-aunt

edit nope, no wait, wait, it's worth it

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Baloogan posted:

he knows he looks like a creepy prick

Nothing new in this field

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



gradenko_2000 posted:

What is Matt Drudge's glitch that he doesn't want to be seen on camera?

He's totally not bald.

E: Drudge sounds straight up unhinged in this.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Oct 8, 2015

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




It's just a lame dad/professor joke. That dude is polling at 0.01% anyway, he can say whatever he likes.

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Gayness is a ladder...



Those differently-sized eyes :pwn:

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

If Rubio can't stay perfectly still while a light moves across his face, how can he defeat ISIS?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

If Trump did it we'd all laugh and he would go up in the polls.
I say this unironically.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Sorry CNN, Time Magazine will always win


Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Montasque posted:



I'm ready.

I hope Trump sells a full size poster of that image. I'd frame it and hang it above my toilet.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Sir Tonk posted:

I hope Trump sells a full size poster of that image. I'd frame it and hang it above my toilet.

I feel like it's that evil painting from Ghostbusters 2.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Sir Tonk posted:

I hope Trump sells a full size poster of that image. I'd frame it and hang it above my toilet.

If you're putting it there you might as well use this one

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

The Nastier Nate posted:

If Trump did it we'd all laugh and he would go up in the polls.
I say this unironically.

Trump would probably say it in a way that was actually funny, though. It's all in the delivery. And then he'd let the girl ask her question. Go Trump.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

This is excellent news!!! For Kasich!!!!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Trump actually would have Taylor Swift tickets though.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

greatn posted:

I feel like it's that evil painting from Ghostbusters 2.

Yeah it's totally Vigo's face from that painting. Same scowl and everything.



Someone want to put Trump's head on Vigo?

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Sorry CNN, Time Magazine will always win




This seems like the guy who writes the episode descriptions of rick and morty episodes on comcasts' on demand.


*edit* Total bro-speak, says almost nothing about what the episode is about. Bro.

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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Raskolnikov38 posted:



it's like he ages as the light passes over him

like the Pirates of the Caribbean ghost pirates in the moonlight

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