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York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Jewel Repetition posted:

Highlights from that Drudge interview so far:

I NEED NO TRAFFIC FROM GOOGLE

WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN HILLARY'S LOVERS

I CAN'T BE CONTROLLED. I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED

THE TWEETS ARE MEANINGLESS. TO ME IT'S JUST A LOT OF GNATS

PEOPLE ARE REALLY SICK. I THINK YOU KNOW THIS DEEP IN YOUR SOUL ALEX

THIS IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION, AND THE DRUDGE REPORT IS MINE

YOU'RE PLAYING IN GOOGLE'S HELLPIT

IT SHOULD BE VIBRATING

NOT EVERYONE IS CUT FROM THE SAME GENETIC BACKGROUND AS YOU OR I ALEX

TIME IS LIMITED. TIME IS NOT FOREVER

Those are all real quotes

"I almost had a heart attack... a good one!"

What blows my mind is that they can talk about how popular they are and yet how hard "the powers" are trying to shut them down in the same breathe.

York_M_Chan fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Oct 8, 2015

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
So pretty much all the GOP candidates believe we should enforce a no-fly-zone in Syria and literally shoot down Russian warplanes. You've got to be loving kidding me.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

someone told CNN that animated gifs are cool again and they just let loose

it must be pretty fun to be a web designer or media content person in general for CNN

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

messagemode1 posted:

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2015/09/politics/2016-republican-debate/

Haha why is this so dystopian?

I feel like I'm being interviewed by 15 Batmans.

Edit:

Can someone make a gif of this?



:eyepop:

RandPaulStoneCold.gif

ClownPhoneStoneCold.gif

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

York_M_Chan posted:

"I almost had a heart attack... a good one!"

What blows my mind is that they can talk about how popular they are and yet how hard "the powers" are trying to shut them down in the same breathe.

We outnumber them yet are besieged from all sides is a common rhetorical trick

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I'm not the only one catching glimpses of Tony Abbott in that Marco Rubio gif, right?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

he looks so goddamn serious

quote:

“He’s very difficult to photograph,” says Schoeller. “If you ask him to look up a little bit, he says no or he just doesn’t do it. He literally has one angle. If I ask him to smile, he puts on a big grin and then he goes back to his Zoolander ‘blue steel’ look. And the ‘blue steel’ stays for as ever long as it takes to get the photograph.”

http://time.com/4003904/donald-trump-bald-eagle/

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

York_M_Chan posted:

"I almost had a heart attack... a good one!"

What blows my mind is that they can talk about how popular they are and yet how hard "the powers" are trying to shut them down in the same breathe.

Holy poo poo

Drudge's 90s web page on the screen

"I haven't adapted to the current internet corporate internet...."

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

So pretty much all the GOP candidates believe we should enforce a no-fly-zone in Syria and literally shoot down Russian warplanes. You've got to be loving kidding me.
And yet amazingly when Obama was in position to actually do a no-fly zone over Syria in 2011/2012/2013, the Republicans in Congress (Marco Rubio is particularly notable) voted down military action.

Amazing how that works, isn't it?

Well now it's too late you dumb fucks, if you wanted to knock over Assad you should have done it before Russia started militarily propping him up.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
New CA poll, high undecided so everyone's numbers are low.

Trump 17
Carson 15
Fiorina 13
Rubio 10
Jeb! 8
Cruz 6
Paul 5

Apparently the Field Poll doesn't care about reporting people under 5%.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Shageletic posted:

Holy poo poo

Drudge's 90s web page on the screen

"I haven't adapted to the current internet corporate internet...."

Lol, no poo poo, he hasn't adapted to what must be corporate Internet website design, which I guess is anything past 1997.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

Can't uhhh

arson the Carson? :shrug:

Couldn't find a picture of Cuba Gooding with flames, so :effort:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Can't spell carson without son

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

fade5 posted:

And yet amazingly when Obama was in position to actually do a no-fly zone over Syria in 2011/2012/2013, the Republicans in Congress (Marco Rubio is particularly notable) voted down military action.

Amazing how that works, isn't it?

Well now it's too late you dumb fucks, if you wanted to knock over Assad you should have done it before Russia started militarily propping him up.

Here's the truth: we changed our minds and want Assad to stay in power because we don't want ISIS in charge, and we're letting Russia do it for us and acting incensed, cause we have to follow rules, they don't. And they're saying the exact same thing "We have do do this because America doesn't follow rules and we do". Putin's America's bitch doing our cleanup work for us and doesn't even know it.

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

FlamingLiberal posted:

How would you even make a parody of this thing, it's satire-proof

"Crippling America"

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

FAUXTON posted:

Can't spell carson without son

Can't spell Crason

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Sir Tonk posted:

Yeah it's totally Vigo's face from that painting. Same scowl and everything.



Someone want to put Trump's head on Vigo?

lovely Compromise?

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Ben, Son of Car

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Can't spell 'ben carson' without neon crabs

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Slate Action posted:

Can't spell 'ben carson' without neon crabs

or can boners

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Powercrazy posted:

Just as long as The Right Candidate gets assassinated *touches left-side of nose with right hand index finger while making eye-contact with you*

The Manchurian Apprentice

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Montasque posted:



I'm ready.



http://www.people.com/article/donald-trump-bald-eagle-time-photo-shoot

quote:

Donald Trump has one look, and one look only, for photo shoots: Zoolander "blue steel"

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Thump! posted:

Lol, no poo poo, he hasn't adapted to what must be corporate Internet website design, which I guess is anything past 1997.

ISIS was created to be confused with Darrell Issa

I'm dying. I'm literally dying

EDIT: I've never seen Alex Jones so nonplussed.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Raskolnikov38 posted:

Gayness is a ladder...



This is perfect.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

FAUXTON posted:

Can't spell carson without son

can't spell Carson without arse

I mean you can, but it isn't as fun

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Montasque posted:



I'm ready.
Forward by a very confused Charles Krauthammer

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jan 22, 2016

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Patter Song posted:

New CA poll, high undecided so everyone's numbers are low.

Trump 17
Carson 15
Fiorina 13
Rubio 10
Jeb! 8
Cruz 6
Paul 5

Apparently the Field Poll doesn't care about reporting people under 5%.

California is so late in the cycle that no one really pays any attention to their pick, though. Why should the most populous state in the union have a say in choosing presidential nominees?

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




How does the slow motion car crash going on in Congress this morning affect the 2016 race, if at all?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Ben Carson posted:

I have had a gun held on me when I was in a Popeye’s organization” in Baltimore, the retired neurosurgeon told Karen Hunter on Sirius XM Radio, referring to the fried chicken fast-food chain.

“Guy comes in, put the gun in my ribs. And I just said, ‘I believe that you want the guy behind the counter,’” Carson.

Marco Rubio is going to get the nomination just by just not actively bring attention to how terrible he is, isn't he?

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Malloreon posted:

How does the slow motion car crash going on in Congress this morning affect the 2016 race, if at all?

I think Trump/Carson/Fiorina will all rise in the short term at least, the tea party just won a massive victory and there is no tolerance for establishment guys right now. Media will talk about anti-establishment momentum and their poll numbers will rise accordingly.

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

nachos posted:

I think Trump/Carson/Fiorina will all rise in the short term at least, the tea party just won a massive victory and there is no tolerance for establishment guys right now. Media will talk about anti-establishment momentum and their poll numbers will rise accordingly.

What happened?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Pillowpants posted:

What happened?

Toppled Boehner, then blocked McCarthy from taking his place.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Ben Carson posted:

If Germans had guns, Hitler's chances of successful genocide "would have been greatly diminished.

:catstare:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Please don't fake post.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

No way.

No loving way.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

quote:

Speaker Boehner then immediately moved to adjourn the meeting. Rooney said there was "total shock" and some members were audibly crying.

http://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/10/08/446889538/mccarthy-drops-out-of-speaker-race-throwing-gop-leadership-into-chaos

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

EugeneJ posted:

No way.

No loving way.

https://twitter.com/ddale8

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Holy poo poo. The radicals might win.

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Jul 3, 2002



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