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Brendan Rodgers posted:After Klopp comes he charms the city council into letting him run for mayor, Klopp uses his numerous contacts to plan to secede from the UK. Since many Chinese people love Dortmund and still love Klopp he is granted funds from the Chinese government to carry out his wish, without the knowledge of the British goverment. Over the next decade Klopp wins numerous League Titles, FA Cups, Champions Leagues ect, rallying the people to his side. They love Klopp, the adore their leader, their Eternal Leader Klopp, 'all for one and one for all. They sing, as he parades down Castle street, waving as we is washed in storms of red and white confetti. Klopps last plan before he secedes from the British Empire is a Krystal-Nacht style beat down of all Everton fans who have opposed Klopp(It is dubbed Toffie-Knacht) all who cannot be turned are drove out of their homes and their businesses destroyed, being forced into ghettos or simply executed. This is carried out by Lord Commander Kolo. The next night Klopp secedes from the UK, naming his new Utopia the 'Socialist Peoples Republic of Liverpool', he is supplied with Nukes via a private black market tanker from China. Klopp gets a place on the UN security council. Klopps first act as leader, annex the Wirral and Chester reaching out to Manchester. The Tranmere fans and wools are spared but Mnachester UTD fans are outrightly executed and the Man City fans 'disappear'. Klopp orders LVGs body to be hung from the Liver Buildings as he plants the SPRM(Socialist Peoples Reoublic of Merseyside) into the Liver bird itself. The whole world fears our mighty nation. And rightly they should. this loving owns
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Brendan Rodgers posted:After Klopp comes he charms the city council into letting him run for mayor, Klopp uses his numerous contacts to plan to secede from the UK. Since many Chinese people love Dortmund and still love Klopp he is granted funds from the Chinese government to carry out his wish, without the knowledge of the British goverment. Over the next decade Klopp wins numerous League Titles, FA Cups, Champions Leagues ect, rallying the people to his side. They love Klopp, the adore their leader, their Eternal Leader Klopp, 'all for one and one for all. They sing, as he parades down Castle street, waving as we is washed in storms of red and white confetti. Klopps last plan before he secedes from the British Empire is a Krystal-Nacht style beat down of all Everton fans who have opposed Klopp(It is dubbed Toffie-Knacht) all who cannot be turned are drove out of their homes and their businesses destroyed, being forced into ghettos or simply executed. This is carried out by Lord Commander Kolo. The next night Klopp secedes from the UK, naming his new Utopia the 'Socialist Peoples Republic of Liverpool', he is supplied with Nukes via a private black market tanker from China. Klopp gets a place on the UN security council. Klopps first act as leader, annex the Wirral and Chester reaching out to Manchester. The Tranmere fans and wools are spared but Mnachester UTD fans are outrightly executed and the Man City fans 'disappear'. Klopp orders LVGs body to be hung from the Liver Buildings as he plants the SPRM(Socialist Peoples Reoublic of Merseyside) into the Liver bird itself. The whole world fears our mighty nation. And rightly they should. Neither of these belongs itt
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On the afternoon drive home today, Black Sabbath came on the radio and I started singing along with my own made up lyrics. Given Klopp's apparent like for heavy metal, they made me laugh, as I imagined Anfield in full voice. Perhaps now, or tomorrow, is the time to start thinking about a song for him. All suggestions welcome.... To Black Sabbath's "Symptom of the Universe" Take me the through the trophy room of Shankly’s golden years, Bobbie, Kenny, Rafa, too, we hosed Chelsea with our cheers. All we have to give to you is a love that never dies, Give us one more trophy, we’ll love Jurgen all our lives. Yeah…………. Yeah…………. Jurgen's Kop will hound you ‘til you bleeding from your ears. Chelsea, Arse, and Man Utd, we can smell your fear. Klopp is coming for you, and you know that he’s insane, He's running down the touchline and your loving off again. Yeah……..... Yeah………... All we have to give you is a love that never dies, Give us one more trophy, we’ll love Jurgen all our lives.
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Wirth1000 posted:On the afternoon drive home today, Black Sabbath came on the radio and I started singing along with my own made up lyrics. Given Klopp's apparent like for heavy metal, they made me laugh, as I imagined Anfield in full voice. Perhaps now, or tomorrow, is the time to start thinking about a song for him. All suggestions welcome.... Hell, I'll never walk alone now
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Wirth1000 posted:On the afternoon drive home today, Black Sabbath came on the radio and I started singing along with my own made up lyrics. Given Klopp's apparent like for heavy metal, they made me laugh, as I imagined Anfield in full voice. Perhaps now, or tomorrow, is the time to start thinking about a song for him. All suggestions welcome.... I actually lol'd at this.
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http://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2015/10/jurgen-klopp-liverpool-manager-a-reaction/ It's hard to pick out any one bit to quote but quote:Liverpool Football Club is not a job, as so many have come to realise, it is a calling.
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Sometimes... sometimes I think people take football too seriously.
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Camoes posted:Sometimes... sometimes I think people take football too seriously. You obviously don't want to walk with gods.
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Camoes posted:Sometimes... sometimes I think people take football too seriously. YNWWG
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vyelkin posted:YNWWG You'll never work with a giro?
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Ninpo posted:You'll never work with a giro?
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Ninpo posted:You'll never work with a giro?
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Click here for Fox Sports' promo for USA-Mexico ft. Donald Trump https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/652500478970867717
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TheBigAristotle posted:Click here for Fox Sports' promo for USA-Mexico ft. Donald Trump Jesus
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TheBigAristotle posted:Click here for Fox Sports' promo for USA-Mexico ft. Donald Trump Fox (Sports) certainly knows its audience.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Click here for Fox Sports' promo for USA-Mexico ft. Donald Trump gently caress dude
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TheBigAristotle posted:Click here for Fox Sports' promo for USA-Mexico ft. Donald Trump glorious
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peanut- posted:http://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2015/10/jurgen-klopp-liverpool-manager-a-reaction/ our sub-cultures
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TheBigAristotle posted:Click here for Fox Sports' promo for USA-Mexico ft. Donald Trump jesus christ
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TheBigAristotle posted:Click here for Fox Sports' promo for USA-Mexico ft. Donald Trump
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TheBigAristotle posted:Click here for Fox Sports' promo for USA-Mexico ft. Donald Trump Trump owns. I'm voting for him. Lol at all the irate USA soccer fan replies
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African AIDS cum posted:Trump owns. I'm voting for him. Lol at all the irate USA soccer fan replies That's literally like voting 4chan for President.
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Mexico better bone the USMNT
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TheBigAristotle posted:Click here for Fox Sports' promo for USA-Mexico ft. Donald Trump wrong thread
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ephex posted:Wrong thread lol
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loving  wrong thread TheBigAristotle posted:Click here for Fox Sports' promo for USA-Mexico ft. Donald Trump 
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*to the tune of Agadoo by Black Lace* Juuuuuuurrrrrgen Klopp Klopp Klopp He’s the new king of the Kop Jurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp He will take us to the top Champions League, Fa Cup We will win the f***ing lot With Jurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp He’s the new king of the Kop https://twitter.com/NOT_MOTD/status/653141504182087680
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