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Numerical Anxiety
Sep 2, 2011

Hello.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Why do you people seemingly insist a map/globe has to be chronologically consistent?

I think I got it - it's a globe that indicates some sort of dystopian future. The Russians have clearly all reoccupied Chisinau and rechristined it "Kishinev." This sparks a new world war, where cities are uprooted and relocated so as to deter potential bombing threats. It all checks out.

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Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


They also politely asked the North Koreans to rename Pyongyang to Pyangyang

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Molentik fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Oct 8, 2015

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I'd lige den burg and sigs gola bliis. :burger:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

:getin:

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Flagrant Abuse posted:

Found other angles via reverse-GIS.



Loving "Bordeux" having migrated to Spain. :allears: And apparently Bilbao is on its way to Galicia.

The famously double-nuked city of Hiroshima Nagasaki Kyushu.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
When I go to South Korea I'll have to remember to fly into Inch On airport.


EVERY TIME you look at the map a new mistake shows itself.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe

JosefStalinator posted:

The famously double-nuked city of Hiroshima Nagasaki Kyushu.

All of which are actually Fukuoka.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

HookShot posted:

When I go to South Korea I'll have to remember to fly into Inch On airport.

There are direct flights to Inch On from New Found Land.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

HookShot posted:

When I go to South Korea I'll have to remember to fly into Inch On airport.
I had an import/export book at work that referred to Incheon as Inchdong. I'm not sure if that's archaic or just plain wrong, but it was funny whenever it was preceded by a reference number.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Guavanaut posted:

I had an import/export book at work that referred to Incheon as Inchdong. I'm not sure if that's archaic or just plain wrong, but it was funny whenever it was preceded by a reference number.

Google returned nothing and dildoes, unfortunately.

VerdantSquire
Jul 1, 2014

Inspired by the example set by Czechoslovakia, Laos decides to split itself into the dual nations of LA and OS.

Edit: Also, in a sudden decision to spread the revolution to the highest points in the world, the democratic people's republic of China annexes the nations of Nepal and Bhutan, bringing the ever precious Himalayas into the Communist fold.

VerdantSquire fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Oct 9, 2015

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

VerdantSquire posted:

Edit: Also, in a sudden decision to spread the revolution to the highest points in the world, the democratic people's republic of China annexes the nations of Nepal and Bhutan, bringing the ever precious Himalayas into the Communist fold.

Actually I think you'll find that Nepal and Bhutan have always been integral parts of China.

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

faggots

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010
Probably "year McDonalds opened their first restaurant in this country" or something similar.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Kopijeger posted:

Probably "year McDonalds opened their first restaurant in this country" or something similar.

ffs it's this

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
imperialism.png

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Turns out apartheid was keeping Mcdonalds out of South Africa, you know what you have to do

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

ffs it's this

One of the strongest clues was actually "former" in Iceland. They pulled out from there in 2009 due to the economic collapse and haven't returned.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
There used to be a mcdonalds next to my high school but they pulled out because they were being robbed all the time apparently.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Kopijeger posted:

One of the strongest clues was actually "former" in Iceland. They pulled out from there in 2009 due to the economic collapse and haven't returned.

They can come back now. News said that today Iceland paid back the last of their IMF loans.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Guess the map:

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Mikl posted:

Guess the map:



Average age at which people lose their virginity.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Kurtofan posted:

Turns out apartheid was keeping Mcdonalds out of South Africa, you know what you have to do

Wimpy was the apartheid burg of choice.

Gotta preserve the European burg heritage

kustomkarkommando fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Oct 9, 2015

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Average age at which people lose their virginity.

Of Something Awful posters.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Mikl posted:

Guess the map:



% of straight people

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Mikl posted:

Guess the map:


x = (100 - [life expectancy])

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm going to guess it's either an STD or some sort of crime.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Maybe some medical spendings or medical wait time or something like that?

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
Something to do with economy, I think?

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

Mikl posted:

Guess the map:



I'm going to guess something related to income inequality. The contrast between Russia and Eastern Europe could be caused by their oligarchs?

Family Values
Jun 26, 2007


Mikl posted:

Guess the map:



rapes? (per 100k or whatever)

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Family Values posted:

rapes? (per 100k or whatever)

India lol

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Deltasquid posted:

I'm going to guess something related to income inequality. The contrast between Russia and Eastern Europe could be caused by their oligarchs?

Doesn't explain Belarus.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

But Afghanistan is on par with western Europe, which throws everything off.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Count Roland posted:

But Afghanistan is on par with western Europe, which throws everything off.

US took everything, the remaining nothing is equally divided. :v:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Count Roland posted:

But Afghanistan is on par with western Europe, which throws everything off.

many iraqi immigrants are already leaving back to iraq, so why not afghanis

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Some kind of measure of income inequality?

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bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous


Subway systems across time

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