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The moon landings were clearly fake. Everyone knows that the moon is a hologram created by Jews to control the Islamic calendar.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 13:29 |
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VitalSigns posted:At least 9/11 truthers believe that the twin towers actually did get destroyed. I vaguely recall there being a "holographic tower theory" but Google isn't giving me anything and it might have just been someone mocking the "holographic plane theory". God typing the word "theory" there hurts so much.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 13:32 |
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It was from a few pages back but I was blown away that a Freeper knew who the Tutsi and Hutu were.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:04 |
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c0ldfuse posted:It was from a few pages back but I was blown away that a Freeper knew who the Tutsi and Hutu were. Their only understanding of the Rwandan genocide likely comes from the Don Cheadle movie.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:07 |
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Having an encyclopedic knowledge of black on black violence and racism practiced by people who aren't white isn't something I'd be surprised by a Freeper knowing. Even if the encyclopedia in question is Metapedia
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:08 |
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Guavanaut posted:The moon landings were clearly fake. Everyone knows that the moon is a hologram created by Jews to control the Islamic calendar. The Jewish calendar is lunar too, how deep does this conspiracy go
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:41 |
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c0ldfuse posted:It was from a few pages back but I was blown away that a Freeper knew who the Tutsi and Hutu were. Except he called them Tuttis and Huttis so he still hosed up.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:53 |
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VitalSigns posted:At least 9/11 truthers believe that the twin towers actually did get destroyed.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 15:37 |
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The Larch posted:I vaguely recall there being a "holographic tower theory" but Google isn't giving me anything and it might have just been someone mocking the "holographic plane theory". Shbobdb posted:Personally, I'm a big believer in the "No Towers" theory. The Twin Towers never existed. Sure, there are photographs but those can be doctored. Testimonies can be faked. Also a joke, but similar.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 15:56 |
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The 911 equivalent was "there were no crashed planes, it were missiles".
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 16:06 |
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c0ldfuse posted:It was from a few pages back but I was blown away that a Freeper knew who the Tutsi and Hutu were. I've seen it come up a couple of times in various "Race War is imminent!" threads where they try to liken the current racial climate in America as being exactly the same as it was in pre-genocide Rwanda with an extemist faction trying to inflame racial tension and and start a genocidal race war. Naturally they always portray whites as the Tutsis...
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 16:23 |
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Jagged Jim posted:I've seen it come up a couple of times in various "Race War is imminent!" threads where they try to liken the current racial climate in America as being exactly the same as it was in pre-genocide Rwanda with an extemist faction trying to inflame racial tension and and start a genocidal race war. These narratives also conveniently ignore the role that white colonialism played in created the Hutu/Tutsi divide and setting up the conditions for the genocide (mostly the Belgians, who went so far as to legally disenfranchise certain ethnic groups and then put peoples' ethnicity on their national ID cards so they could never pass as any other group).
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 17:54 |
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Guavanaut posted:Religion was the opiate of the masses until Purdue Pharma won the contract. I just wanted to say that I really appreciated this post.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:00 |
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Whiz Palace posted:Except he called them Tuttis and Huttis so he still hosed up.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:03 |
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c0ldfuse posted:It was from a few pages back but I was blown away that a Freeper knew who the Tutsi and Hutu were. It's pretty recent history to most Freepers.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:04 |
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Well, the Raiders of the Tortilla Coast just croaked McCarthy. Can't wait to see Freep's jubilation at that one.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:16 |
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Nessus posted:They were figuring they'd kick in the door and the whole rotten house would have come down, and if they'd actually been anti-Bolshevik liberators like they liked to claim, it - well, might not have worked, exactly, but it would have worked better than they did. So Hitler thought they'd be greeted as liberators? Actually, that might have worked with some non-Russian territories like Ukraine, but their insane racial theories led to them being even worse rulers than the Soviets. The "no towers" theory reminds me of the Onion article confessing that "Ancient Greece" was a hoax created by History professors and students in 1971. http://www.theonion.com/article/historians-admit-to-inventing-ancient-greeks-18209
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:20 |
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They're just dancing in their rascals.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:20 |
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Jurgan posted:So Hitler thought they'd be greeted as liberators? Actually, that might have worked with some non-Russian territories like Ukraine, but their insane racial theories led to them being even worse rulers than the Soviets. Part of that was all for internal consumption as well, but it was also partly the belief that Bolshevism was inherently such a flawed, bankrupt system that after a couple of defeats at the hands of the Wehrmacht, the Russian Army would be faced with so many mass defections and mutinies that effective resistance would end. This was partly racism and partly anti-communist ideology, but in fairness to the Nazis () this idea wasn't completely loving insane, just mostly loving insane, because they had just beaten the gently caress out of France - widely considered the best army in the world at the time - in a few weeks, whilst on the other hand the USSR had barely beaten Finland, of all places, in the Winter War. They also really were greeted as liberators a lot of the time, because a lot of people in the USSR but outside Russia's borders really goddamn hated the Soviets, and they did make use of it when their racial ideology permitted it. Part of my ancestry is Estonian, and when the Red Army was rolling back into the Baltic in '44, my family fled with the Nazis, which was probably wise given that some uncle or something was one of the top people in the puppet government. Had they done the same in Ukraine, or at least managed to delay the racism for long enough to make use of the population, they could have profited tremendously.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:39 |
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Badera posted:Well, the Raiders of the Tortilla Coast just croaked McCarthy. Can't wait to see Freep's jubilation at that one. In trying to parse what this statement means, I saw one representative say they might have to form a "bipartisan coalition" with Democrats to elect a Speaker so they don't have to appease the wingnuts in their party. The Republican House is so fractured right now they can't even elect a speaker. This is hilarious.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:41 |
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Can someone please explain why this is a good thing to Freepers? I thought they wanted a Tortilla Coast Tea Party nutcase like McCarthy.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:49 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:Can someone please explain why this is a good thing to Freepers? I thought they wanted a Tortilla Coast Tea Party nutcase like McCarthy. They'd need someone insanely right wing to be satisfied. Trey Gowdy would be an option, since he heads the Benghazi committee.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:58 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:Can someone please explain why this is a good thing to Freepers? I thought they wanted a Tortilla Coast Tea Party nutcase like McCarthy. They want only True Believers to be in charge. Except that means gently caress all.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:58 |
The only people far right enough for Freepers are totally unelectable or are con-artists so there's no actual politician that can please them.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:01 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:Can someone please explain why this is a good thing to Freepers? I thought they wanted a Tortilla Coast Tea Party nutcase like McCarthy. No one is actually pure enough for Freepers as they desire multiple contradictory positions and despise compromise. This also makes having an ideologue for them impossible.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:01 |
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Jurgan posted:So Hitler thought they'd be greeted as liberators? Actually, that might have worked with some non-Russian territories like Ukraine, but their insane racial theories led to them being even worse rulers than the Soviets. As Mister Adequate points out, in the Baltic states they genuinely were greeted that way, with reciprocity as Nazi racial theory held that the Baltics were largely populated by Germanic peoples (not without some justification, for once). It's no accident that those regions were among the quickest to end up Judenrein.
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:06 |
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Jurgan posted:So Hitler thought they'd be greeted as liberators? Actually, that might have worked with some non-Russian territories like Ukraine, but their insane racial theories led to them being even worse rulers than the Soviets. In many places in Russia the Nazis were initially greeted with wary enthusiasm because it meant freedom from red terror. Unfortunately, they lived in Russia so there are no happy endings and the Nazis were even worse. On McCarthy's announcement, there isn't too much going on. FReep is convinced that it's some dirty trick by John Boehner to keep the Speaker's chair indefinitely or something. They seem to think that the House Freedom Caucus is a bloc that controls 2/3rds of the GOP caucus and is somehow thwarted by unnamed elites. Right now they want to bring a motion to the floor to declare the Speaker's chair vacant, but that'll happen when hell freezes over. quote:To: Sgt_Schultze
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:00 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:Can someone please explain why this is a good thing to Freepers? I thought they wanted a Tortilla Coast Tea Party nutcase like McCarthy. McCarthy was largely seen as a moderate
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:03 |
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Whenever Freep catches up to this story, I'm excited to see their reactions.quote:On Wednesday, Carson told SiriusXM radio host Karen Hunter that he had been held at gunpoint before. But in his telling, he did not react as he said he would, and he definitely did not attack the gunman:
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# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:38 |
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that quote is bad because it misses that he referred to it as "a popeye's organization" which is just a wonderful way to say that
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:13 |
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Breaking: John Boehner has agreed to stay on as Speaker Just when you think you're out they pull you back in. quote:Comment #1 Removed by Moderator quote:To: VictoryGal quote:To: VictoryGal quote:To: VictoryGal quote:To: VictoryGal quote:To: VictoryGal quote:To: 100American Revolution is Coming! quote:To: proust quote:To: proust quote:To: proust quote:To: proust quote:To: proust quote:To: EternalVigilance quote:To: OldSmaj
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:34 |
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quote:To: OldSmaj What does this person see when they look at reality? "Worse" than Soviet, which I presume to Freep means "left of the Soviet Union"....I mean....just....what? This goes beyond ridiculous hyperbole into dementia.
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:49 |
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OldSmaj posted:This "bipartisan" thing shocked the hell out of me. Man seriously, the idea of political parties working together? On issues of broad consensus? Or being forced to because the other party has a veto you don't have the numbers to overturn? loving shocking, I tell you what.
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:50 |
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Mister Adequate posted:Man seriously, the idea of political parties working together? On issues of broad consensus? Or being forced to because the other party has a veto you don't have the numbers to overturn? loving shocking, I tell you what. It is indeed pretty sad that normal legislative processes working as intended is shocking these days, but here we are.
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 06:52 |
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The Rokstar posted:It is indeed pretty sad that normal legislative processes working as intended is shocking these days, but here we are. To be fair we get pretty upset when bipartisanship requires pretending that intelligent design and other nonsense are legitimate view points worthy of debate. It's just freepers coming from the rear end end of a proper idea as usual
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 08:10 |
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Freepers : beyond ridiculous hyperbole into dementia But that's why we love them
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 09:12 |
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quote:I am telling you all now there is a spiritual side to Vlad and he takes no prisoners, to me he is doing more for God shielding Israel more than our entire congress at the moment!
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 09:13 |
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Illinois Medical Marijuana Applicants Trending Female, Older Because we yearn for the good old days when everyone smoked tobacco and got various cancers instead!
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 13:15 |
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This is reads like a cryptojewish conspiracy theory but with a happier ending: Putin is sending subtle jew-signals that he is a Jewish sympathizer or possibly Jewish himself and that's why he's great!
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 16:27 |
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Bohner was apparently so happy at being rid of having to deal with his caucus, he was literally singing "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" as he went to resign. But no, it was all a big con because he desperately wants to cling to power. The power of Freep disconnect never ceases to amaze. It's like their weird delusion that Obama is constantly, visibly seething with suppressed rage. A man so notoriously calm and even-tempered that it inspired "Luthor - The Presidential Anger Translator" as a running joke.
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