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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i meant what he was taking

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Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i meant what he was taking

don't assume that he was high / on drugs, dude

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

http://www.gooplayer.com/en/smart-devices/57-gooplayer-balancing-scooter-two-wheels-smart-self-balance-electric-scooter.html#/8-color


all the kids have them nowadays. well, except that one guy who just got jacked

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




shaggar wouldn't be caught dead driving a pontiac

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

spankmeister posted:

Yeah.....





no.

russian man train

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

thats a human being skelton tbh

real skeltor breaks out of skin and flesh

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Hogge Wild posted:

thats a human being skelton tbh

dsyp

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
i wish i could smp but ima skelton

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Hogge Wild posted:

thats a human being skelton tbh

tehcnically, this is correct.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




was ridin one 30 minutes ago. we got one that we have at the office.

i call it my millenial hoverround

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

in the new world order, anybody who refers to a thing with wheels that touches the ground as a hover anything will be shot.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

duTrieux. posted:

tehcnically, this is correct.

No, dipshit, it isn't. A tree is not a human being by any definition of the word. It's a loving awful joke and you're both morons.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

at the date posted:

No, dipshit, it isn't. A tree is not a human being by any definition of the word. It's a loving awful joke and you're both morons.

lol

crap nerd
May 24, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyd1XzGMxOQ

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



the skeleton was wrapped up in the roots which are small and stickly

so, close

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
what kind of a skelton loses a fight to a drat tree

it's not like a tree is a fast opponent or anything

ffs you goddamn nerds, read a rulebook some time

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

skeletons are weak to bludgeoning damage, and a tree is all bludgeon

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!
its true what my momma told me about swallowing seeds

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



she'd know, she swallows a whole lot of seeds :jackbud:

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

"...let me put this in the trash for you while you wait for the paramedics"

ed: i hope the guy wasnt shot

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
all jokes aside, bury me in a burlap sack with an acorn up my rear end

and my money, obv.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug




KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



i wish that guy tried to get on that thing in the gif

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




lol but with all the poo poo we've learned about logic we could quickly make mechnaical computers

https://vimeo.com/93042377

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Nicholas Was...

older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.

The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.

Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.

He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.

Ho.

Ho.

Ho.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

KoRMaK posted:

lol but with all the poo poo we've learned about logic we could quickly make mechnaical computers

https://vimeo.com/93042377

sure thing bro, but because i own a yellow helmet you'd have to suck my dick for apples until you'd built it

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Roosevelt posted:

Nicholas Was...

older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.

The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.

Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.

He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.

Ho.

Ho.

Ho.

100 words on the nose, iirc

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Hogge Wild posted:

sure thing bro, but because i own a yellow helmet you'd have to suck my dick for apples until you'd built it

ehhhhhhhh, id probably just resort to exploiting the dumb like my ancestors

e: i mean ill still do you a solid tho just for fun

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

KoRMaK posted:

lol but with all the poo poo we've learned about logic we could quickly make mechnaical computers

https://vimeo.com/93042377

sure but what's that going to do for a twitter dev?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



i would hope they would re focus and find something loving useful and practical to do with it.

like uh.... a watering system for their crops

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

infernal machines posted:

sure but what's that going to do for a twitter dev?

Hogge Wild posted:

suck my dick

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Skipopatomus
Aug 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne simply duplicated the event.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
i used to say that in the future apocalypse, the first to be eaten would be the sports commentators, because they had no skills that transferred over the wastes

now i say it will be eSports commentators

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde



Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Cat Face Joe posted:

shaggar wouldn't be caught dead driving a pontiac

yeah and I would have gone around him assuming that's not a lighted intersection

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

i love this song

e; itll just pop into my head randomly and i have to go back and watch the video

DiggityDoink fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Oct 10, 2015

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

at the date posted:

No, dipshit, it isn't. A tree is not a human being by any definition of the word. It's a loving awful joke and you're both morons.

it's close e loving nough, god

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Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

theflyingorc posted:

i used to say that in the future apocalypse, the first to be eaten would be the sports commentators, because they had no skills that transferred over the wastes

now i say it will be eSports commentators

nah the first people who will be eaten are the ones who see the apocalypse and go "welp it was a good run" and eat a gun

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