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Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Solemn Sloth posted:

motorsport isn't sport bucko

Yeah it's just a measure of which team can engineer and drive a car the best compared to others. Unlike football which is a measure of how a team can carry a ball over a line better than others.

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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Laserface posted:

Yeah it's just a measure of which team can engineer and drive a car the best compared to others. Unlike football which is a measure of how a team can carry a ball over a line better than others.

Go Local Sports Team! Beat Other City Sports team!

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
Is anyone else here from Melbourne and attending the event at St. Pauls Cathedral this afternoon?

If I get the chance to speak to either Bandt or Hanson-Young, I want to raise the question mentioned in this thread, regarding possible mass-graves pertaining to drownings at sea.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Lid posted:



Socialist Brutality Against Police

Their party logo looks like the major league gaming symbol. Also: "WE WANT THE FREEDOM TO TELL OTHERS TO ONLY FOLLOW CHRISTIANITY"

'say no to sharia law'. Wait, we have sharia law here?

Cpt Soban fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Oct 10, 2015

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Personally I like the one asking them to publicly reject terrorism. You know right after the parramatta mosque already publicly rejected terrorism.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Laserface posted:

Personally I like the one asking them to publicly reject terrorism. You know right after the parramatta mosque already publicly rejected terrorism.

"reject terrorism"

'we reject terrorism'

"NOT GOOD ENOUGH! REJECT TERRORISM MORE!"

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Comment from twitter wag @DrJavaBeans on #Bendigo



The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

ewe2 posted:

Comment from twitter wag @DrJavaBeans on #Bendigo





IMO it'd be better if the burqa in he second pic were actually a niqab or hijab.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-10/liberal-party-owes-abbott-an-enormous-debt-turnbull-says/6843816

quote:

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has been met with laughter and jeers from Liberal Party members at the New South Wales state council, after claiming the party is not ruled by factions.

quote:

Mr Turnbull said the Liberal Party was a broad church, with members from a wide variety of backgrounds.

"We are not run by factions," Mr Turnbull said, a statement met with laughter and groans from the audience.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I have come here to be really mad at Australia for giving the world Lynton Crosby and ruining both the UK and (probably) Canada.

:mad:

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Did he gently caress a pig?

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

Furnaceface posted:

I have come here to be really mad at Australia for giving the world Lynton Crosby and ruining both the UK and (probably) Canada.

:mad:

I don't know who that is but we imported the majority of our lovely politics* from American conservatives so blame them.

*barring our homegrown racism of course

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Vladimir Poutine posted:

*barring our homegrown racism of course**

**Technically also imported.

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
The event at St. Pauls Cathedral went really well I feel, SHY spoke well as did Bandt and the lovely and determined speaker from ASRC was really insightful.

They responded to quite a few questions from the audience, though my question around the bodies of asylum seekers and their whereabouts did not get a mention, as expected sadly...

I'm very interested about this, thanks to the few who have raised the concern of possible Australian influenced mass-graves of drowned humans, I will do my best to find out as much as I can.

I'm really new to this, so I look forward to meeting the Vic premier very soon for an anniversary at the community centre I volunteer with, talking to politicians is oddly intriguing.

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
So the guy who put John Howard in place and turned around the Torys is now helping with the European Parliament Elections?

You're welcome!

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Furnaceface posted:

I have come here to be really mad at Australia for giving the world Lynton Crosby and ruining both the UK and (probably) Canada.

:mad:

The country that gave the world Thatcher has very loving thin ice to stand on.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Canada

In September 2015, partway through the 2015 Canadian federal election, Crosby was brought on as a campaign strategist for incumbent Prime Minister Stephen Harper, whose Conservative party was losing ground in the polls to both the Liberal Party and the New Democratic Party.[19] Crosby's decision to bring the issue of a small group of Muslim woman refusing to remove their niqab when swearing the Canadian oath of citizenship, became one of the top issues of the campaign and reversed the Conservative sliding poll numbers, especially in Quebec


hmm sounds familiar

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Jumpingmanjim posted:

hmm sounds familiar

gently caress that's depressing.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I find poll bludger most interesting in that the switch back to Rudd only brought the polls back to 50-50 but the switch to Turnbull is making the Coalition soar to 53-56%.

I don't know whether to drink Whiskey or drown in it.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Because Rudd immediately put into action horrible loving poo poo whereas Turnbull is doing the opposite. Or at least appears to be.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

He's just playing the middle ground till the election then after he stomps the cardboard cutout formerly known as Bill Shorten he'll do all sorts of terrible poo poo that will make Tony's inactivity look like a blessing.

You just know he's itching to win the election and use it as a mandate to raise the GST, revive University deregulation and cut penalty rates.

The campaigns from the Unions would have to be a loving masterstroke to take Turdball down in his first "term"

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I'm beginning to wonder how we got our good infrastructure and services in the first place. I mean, we clearly don't actually want them.

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles
lynton crosby has caused more damage to the english-speaking world than any other human in the last three years

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
People shouldn't get pissed about Lynton Crosby. Yes, he is good at identifying wedge issues. So what. Identifying insecurities in society and working them to your electoral advantage only works because those divisions exist in the first place.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Negligent posted:

People shouldn't get pissed about Lynton Crosby. Yes, he is good at identifying wedge issues. So what. Identifying insecurities in society and working them to your electoral advantage only works because those divisions exist in the first place.

You're making it really hard to not invoke Godwin.

AgentF
May 11, 2009

SeekOtherCandidate posted:

lynton crosby has caused more damage to the english-speaking world than any other human in the last three years

RUPERT MURDOCH

AgentF
May 11, 2009
Literally my plan IRL

BlitzkriegOfColour
Aug 22, 2010

Lol, there are people itt who trust the counter-terrorist police.

I scanned in the pages for and then printed the counter rerrorism manual for the police, back in like, 2006 or something.

First of all, let that sink in.

I was given training materials for a CT police department.

Then, let me tell you something. The articles were worthless, intellectially dishonest propaganda pieces written exclusively by conservative jewish men.

Lol at anyone who thinks the police have clue one about what they're doing.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
but who thinks they do?

of course our CT are useless. and that's good. the only way to "fight" terrorism is to be an open and inclusive society, not xenophobic and isolating, which is what leads to radicalisation. notice how the more 'counter terrorism' happens the more terrorism rises and more people are radicalised. there is no such thing as 'terrorism' as we know it, it's just a reactionary radicalisation to a societal issue.

well, thanks for reading, ciao

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Redcordial posted:

The event at St. Pauls Cathedral went really well I feel, SHY spoke well as did Bandt and the lovely and determined speaker from ASRC was really insightful.

They responded to quite a few questions from the audience, though my question around the bodies of asylum seekers and their whereabouts did not get a mention, as expected sadly...

I'm very interested about this, thanks to the few who have raised the concern of possible Australian influenced mass-graves of drowned humans, I will do my best to find out as much as I can.

I'm really new to this, so I look forward to meeting the Vic premier very soon for an anniversary at the community centre I volunteer with, talking to politicians is oddly intriguing.

It does not seem like anyone's gonna tell us

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler
Royal Children's Hospital doctors refuse to return children to detention

quote:

Doctors at the Royal Children's Hospital are refusing to send back asylum seeker children to detention centres amid a showdown with the Immigration Department.

News Corp is reporting the doctors are concerned about the welfare of their dozens of patients and say it would be unethical to discharge them to unsafe conditions that could compromise their health.

Defying new federal laws threatening two years' jail for health workers who speak out against immigration detention centre conditions, more than 400 of the hospital's doctors stood together on Friday demanding children be released from detention.

"We see a whole range of physical, mental, emotional and social disturbances that are really severe and we have no hope of improving these things when we have to discharge our patients back into detention," one paediatrician told News Corp.

The outlet reported that it understood the issue was sparked by a month-long standoff between doctors and authorities over the release of a child with a range of health issues this year.

Staff have also been outraged at immigration guards placed at the entrances of some patients' rooms for 24 hours a day.

Immigration Minister Peter Dutton told News Corp he would not support a change in government policy.

"I understand the concern of doctors, but the Defence and Border Force staff on our vessels who were pulling dead kids out of the water don't want the boats to restart," he said.
News Corp reported dozens of asylum seeker children have been taken to the hospital in the past year, with most in detention for between 18 months and two years.

Royal Children's Hospital chairman Rob Knowles told News Corp he supported the doctors' stand to protect the health and safety of children.

"The work of RCH doctors and nurses is highly valued by the Victorian community, and has made this hospital a global leader in adolescent and child health," he said.

"It is not surprising these same specialists would be concerned about the detention of children, on the basis that detention can have severe detrimental impacts on children's health.
"Our staff have consistently acted responsibly and in a considered manner in relation to the treatment of children in detention, and I support their right to have a responsible, considered opinion on this significant matter of public interest."

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Australia is believed to be seeking a deal with the Philippines to permanently resettle refugees in limbo in offshore detention centres.

Cambodia has previously agreed to resettle refugees who tried to reach Australia by boat, but the $55m arrangement faced criticism stemming from the fact it was not contingent on the country taking a certain number of refugees.

So far, just four have been transferred to Cambodia from the Australia-backed regional processing centre on Nauru.

Australia’s foreign affairs minister, Julie Bishop, confirmed she was talking to the government of the Philippines about the “people smuggling” issue.

“The governments of Australia and the Philippines have long cooperated on irregular migration, people smuggling and human trafficking. These issues are important to both countries, and to the region,” Bishop’s spokeswoman said on Friday.

“These issues were discussed at a meeting between foreign minister Julie Bishop and her counterpart, secretary Mr Albert del Rosario, in the margins of the UN general assembly in New York,” the spokeswoman said.

A deal has not been finalised, but News Corp papers reported that Australia had offered funding of $150m over five years in the initial talks. The president of the Philippines, Benigno Aquino, had yet to sign off on the deal, according to the reports.

Australia funds regional processing centres on Nauru and Papua New Guinea’s Manus Island, but the operations have faced criticism on safety grounds – including relating to rape allegations – and long delays in people having their refugee claims assessed.

Nauru’s commitment to process all refugee claims by the end of this week will not be met, with a senior government official saying the claims of some might still take weeks to resolve.

On Monday, Nauru’s justice minister, David Adeang, “committed the government to processing all remaining refugee claims within the next week”.

But the deputy director of the department of justice and border control, Shyla Vohra, told the ABC complex cases, and the cases of people sent to Australia for medical care, will take longer to resolve.

“There are going to be some cases that can’t be finalised quickly for whatever reason, or [where people] need to be re-interviewed, or where we consider we need further information or further research to be done,” Vohra said.

“The remaining cases, where we need to do further research and re-interviews, we’re hoping to get done in the next few weeks; it depends on the complexity of the case really.”

Some of the 600 on Nauru have been there for more than two years without having their refugee status finalised.

Since being re-opened in August 2012, Nauru’s detention centre has been mired in controversy, with consistent reports of assaults of asylum seekers, rapes of women inside and outside the camps, sexual abuse of children and inadequate medical care.

There are currently 653 people held in detention on Nauru, including 114 women and 93 children. The detention camp has become an “open centre” this week, with asylum seekers able to move around the island.

Australia’s high court on Thursday reserved its decision on a legal challenge to offshore detention following a two-day hearing.

Reza Barati, a 23-year-old Iranian asylum seeker, was killed during unrest at the Manus detention centre in February 2014. Two Papua New Guinean men are on trial on murder charges.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
$150 million

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
What happens when we run out of countries to relocate refugees? Does Australia explode?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




Legit heroes.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We spend billions of dollars to build artificial islands for them.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Maybe that's why China is building those islands. The contract has already been signed.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

gently caress yeah. Awesome.

BlitzkriegOfColour
Aug 22, 2010

Lascivious Sloth posted:

but who thinks they do?

of course our CT are useless. and that's good. the only way to "fight" terrorism is to be an open and inclusive society, not xenophobic and isolating, which is what leads to radicalisation. notice how the more 'counter terrorism' happens the more terrorism rises and more people are radicalised. there is no such thing as 'terrorism' as we know it, it's just a reactionary radicalisation to a societal issue.

well, thanks for reading, ciao

Actually, wow you are right. When a man shouts, you must learn to whisper.

Don't take that out of context, fuckos.

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dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Anidav posted:

What happens when we run out of countries to relocate refugees? Does Australia explode?

Don't worry about it. We'll run out of money long before we run out of countries.

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