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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
You can tell artist looked at it, said "This is what you want? Are you sure?" When the idiot nodded, he picked his gun and took his money.

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I wondered if there were Smashing Pumpkins tattoos



This is on the inner thigh. Imagine getting someone naked, trying to go down on them, and there's Billy Corgan's giant bald head.



You got this because you think you're unique but no, the quote is true. You're lame and boring.



I fuse that I mmm Ordering lust like eve yone .



That loving face.
What it should be: http://i.imgur.com/0HVnTyy.jpg


The more poo change
The less poo teel
(I know it looks like pou but pou sounds like poo and the tattoo is poo [poo poo] )

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

If I read this correctly, it says:

"The Reason Why I Dide't Care About School Ds,What I Leared On The Streets Equals A Degree".

I'm not the only one who sees this, right?

"The Reason Why I Dide't Care About School Is, What I Leared On The Streets Equals A Degree".

Even ignoring the errors that sentence has a very awkward flow.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Unimaginable fidelity!

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Unimaginable fidelity!


Which one is the tattoo?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Meanwhile, in GBS The Rowdy Trout:


Lowtax posted:

I'm trying to convince my wife to get a tattoo of The Rowdy Trout but she is refusing and saying "I don't want it."

WOMEN

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I'd consider it.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Thin Privilege posted:


That loving face.
What it should be: http://i.imgur.com/0HVnTyy.jpg

You coulda told me that this was based on some depressing Nativity artwork from the tenth century and I would've believed it.

The Moon Monster posted:

"The Reason Why I Dide't Care About School Is, What I Leared On The Streets Equals A Degree".

Even ignoring the errors that sentence has a very awkward flow.

you taught me language, and my profit on't is, i know how to curse

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Thin Privilege posted:



That loving face.
What it should be: http://i.imgur.com/0HVnTyy.jpg

I like that even if it were done properly, she would still look like she was rolling her eyes at the inscription

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

The Moon Monster posted:

Even ignoring the errors that sentence has a very awkward flow.

Almost like the writer lacked the kind of formal education that is typically provided in school

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Almost like the writer lacked the kind of formal education that is typically provided in school

Unfortunately, the School of Hard Knocks' language department has been experiencing a funding crisis for the last few years.

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
A friend of mine likes Batman too much.







He also likes bad tattoos.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Prison Warden posted:

A friend of mine likes Batman too much.



Wow that Joker is stoned out of his gourd.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Prison Warden posted:

A friend of mine likes Batman too much.







He also likes bad tattoos.

Do you think he knows that they're total garbage, or is the denial still going strong?

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Somehow not an homage to the Scary Stories illustrations

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
How do you gently caress up a bat logo that badly? That's flash level stuff.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Wishing it were your last, anyway.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


If you cover the bottom half of this pic it's clearly the side of his calf. If you cover the top half of this pic it's clearly the front of one of his biceps.

That's some serious Dr. Nick poo poo.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Prison Warden posted:

A friend of mine likes Batman too much.







He also likes bad tattoos.

You're telling me these are all on the same dude

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
Same dude, you can even see some of edges of the other tats if you look closely at the not-Ledger joker, Harley and Bat-logo one. He has a real bad riddler too that I couldn't get a good pic of.

What's really going to bake your noodle is that the Ledger Joker here is version 2.0 as the "hair wasn't green enough," it used to look way worse.

Lizard Combatant posted:

Do you think he knows that they're total garbage, or is the denial still going strong?

The comment on his Facebook is that the Two Face one "looks way better in person". It does not. The others he loves loves unconditionally, as you would a child.

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
I just had a thought:

people will spend over $100 bucks on sneakers, multiple pairs even, but won't invest in a solid tattoo. That kind of blew my mind when I realized that.

I, on the other, hand spend $45 a year on a new pair of Vans and will spend lots on a tattoo. There seems to be an inverse correlation.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I recently had one done that I'm quite happy with. Didn't even mind the 4 month waiting list. Really made me sure I would want it for the rest of my life.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Looked like a "Y-incision" in the thumbnail.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Prison Warden posted:

The comment on his Facebook is that the Two Face one "looks way better in person". It does not. The others he loves loves unconditionally, as you would a child.

Sounds like doubt to me.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

He'll make a good first autopsy for the trainee medical inspector. Follow the dotted line.

LingcodKilla posted:

I recently had one done that I'm quite happy with. Didn't even mind the 4 month waiting list. Really made me sure I would want it for the rest of my life.

Not happy enough to post it so it may face our collective judgement, I notice.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Does the Badtatman get his bad Batman tats from the same, ahem, artist? If so, why? What is his relationship with this butcher? I need to know more.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


RickVoid posted:

He'll make a good first autopsy for the trainee medical inspector. Follow the dotted line.


Not happy enough to post it so it may face our collective judgement, I notice.

This isn't the awesome thread but sure why not.



My jobs symbol is four lightning bolts and I'm a sailor squid.

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DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

LingcodKilla posted:

This isn't the awesome thread but sure why not.



My jobs symbol is four lightning bolts and I'm a sailor squid.

Nice, I didn't notice the eye was a nipple at first.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


LingcodKilla posted:

This isn't the awesome thread but sure why not.



My jobs symbol is four lightning bolts and I'm a sailor squid.

I was super confused why this was posted for a second

This is great

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Super kick rear end squid!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


DavidAlltheTime posted:

Nice, I didn't notice the eye was a nipple at first.

Lol no my nipple is cropped out. That would have been a fun touch and it did cross my mind but it would have centered it weird.

Thanks Cash Crab!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

LingcodKilla posted:

This isn't the awesome thread but sure why not.



My jobs symbol is four lightning bolts and I'm a sailor squid.

Only nine appendages showing :colbert:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


1redflag posted:

Only nine appendages showing :colbert:

And the rear fins have rays. He's an artist not a marine biologist. I gave him a little more artistic license since its throwing bolts and wearing a hat.

Now my lingcod tattoo is much more correct because I don't gently caress around with fish.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

This isn't the awesome thread but sure why not.



My jobs symbol is four lightning bolts and I'm a sailor squid.

You stepped up and posted a good tat. Well done, Goonsir.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Didnt he ruin his "career" living by that saying?

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I'm no theologian, but while Jesus didn't tap out, I believe the consensus is that he died from his injuries?

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