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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


How does spandex destroy a back unless you are always hunching over to hide a captian's mast?

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The Bible
May 8, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!

shadow puppet of a posted:

you are always hunching over to hide a captian's mast?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

shadow puppet of a posted:

How does spandex destroy a back unless you are always hunching over to hide a captian's mast?

They had to constantly exert effort to stay upright because the spandex costume was deliberately sized too small. It's not that they were hunching over, it's that the spandex was constantly trying to pull them into a hunched position.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I wear bicycle shorts and suspenders day in, day out. Never once had a back problem.

PIcard just had issues controlling his phaser rifle

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord
You know who never had back issues? The night crew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ApQrbhQp8

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

shadow puppet of a posted:

I wear bicycle shorts and suspenders day in, day out. Never once had a back problem.

PIcard just had issues controlling his phaser rifle

If you wear bicycle sorts and suspenders day in and day out, you might not have back problems, but there are definitely problems.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

The next person who reports THS for saying "I'm gay" is getting a day off. Like it or not this is still new GBS, fuckers.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
We have to preserve that comedy or else the forums will die.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Met posted:

We have to preserve that comedy or else the forums will die.

finally someone gets it

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




gnarlyhotep posted:

finally someone gets it

It's what happened earlier today. The servers are powered by shitposting and we let them down.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I would like to report Anjohl from Relliketh province for making me gay.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

gnarlyhotep posted:

The next person who reports THS for saying "I'm gay" is getting a day off. Like it or not this is still new GBS, fuckers.

i think people think a mod gave me this title or something. im looking for it jobs in austin right now and cannot at all justify spending five dollars on a new internet avatar

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Kai Wynne made me gay.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Somewhere out there is a gross fat trekkie couple that uses Anjohl and Adami as pet names for each other.

And I couldn't be more jealous of their love.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
I knew a couple in WoW that named their characters Nerys and Bareil.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

counterfeitsaint posted:

I knew a couple in WoW that named their characters Nerys and Bareil.

My WoW characters are named after Seaquest DSV characters.

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Oct 9, 2015

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

happyhippy posted:

My WoW characters are named after Sequest DSV characters.

I am Bizarro Storm-- oh, seaQUEST, nevermind.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




shadow puppet of a posted:

Somewhere out there is a gross fat trekkie couple that uses Anjohl and Adami as pet names for each other.

And I couldn't be more jealous of their love.

They probably call eachother Imzadi.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Non-shameful Trek romances:

Picard and that one archaeologist thief chick
Riker banging Bebe Neuwirth
Quark banging that klingon lady
Bashir and Leeta

I changed my mind about Picard and the thief chick

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Tujague posted:

Non-shameful Trek romances:

Picard and that one archaeologist thief chick
Riker banging Bebe Neuwirth
Quark banging that klingon lady
Bashir and Leeta

I changed my mind about Picard and the thief chick

you mean the one who later hooked up with Q?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i ship bashir/garak

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Tujague posted:

Non-shameful Trek romances:

Picard and that one archaeologist thief chick
Riker banging Bebe Neuwirth
Quark banging that klingon lady
Bashir and Leeta

I changed my mind about Picard and the thief chick

Mind wiped Riker and Mind wiped Ro
Chief Engineer Argyle and that time he hosed a Binar which later got him drummed out of the fleet due to consent issues around him making love to a singular member of a binary species.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Riker and everyone.

Except Trio. I mean Troi. All of his Trios were actually fine. Except the ones that included Troi.

counterfeitsaint fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Oct 10, 2015

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Tujague posted:

Non-shameful Trek romances:

Picard and that one archaeologist thief chick
Riker banging Bebe Neuwirth
Quark banging that klingon lady
Bashir and Leeta

I changed my mind about Picard and the thief chick

Kirk and every lady they ran across..

Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.
O'Brien/Bashir was the best relationship. It was beautiful.

Even if poor tormented Miles cried after every time they had sex together on the Holodeck and warned Bashir that "it was definetly the last time and Keiko could never find out because it would destroy her and he would never get to see Molly and the other one again"

Of course Keiko knew, or at least suspected but she was too busy sexting the dreamy long haired Bajorian botanist she met on a six month expedition of the Janitza mountains

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Yeah honestly that marriage was over the day Keiko got turned into a ten-year-old and Miles sexually rejected her

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Figaro posted:

O'Brien/Bashir was the best relationship. It was beautiful.

Even if poor tormented Miles cried after every time they had sex together on the Holodeck and warned Bashir that "it was definetly the last time and Keiko could never find out because it would destroy her and he would never get to see Molly and the other one again"

Of course Keiko knew, or at least suspected but she was too busy sexting the dreamy long haired Bajorian botanist she met on a six month expedition of the Janitza mountains

Please don't plagiarize my girlfriend's fanfiction thanks

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


BottledBodhisvata posted:

Please don't plagiarize my girlfriend's fanfiction thanks

For the longest time Keiko couldn't figure out why she was tasting Miles' scotch whisky chewing gum on his dick...

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

the best relationship is klingon chef and fresh gagh

MonsieurLongDong
Aug 6, 2015
My wife just finished TNG for the first time and watched Generations and First Contact for the first time.

She liked Generations better.

I'm considering whether divorce or annulment is preferable.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

sever

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

the best relationship is klingon chef and fresh gagh


Second best is Odo/Quark.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

MonsieurLongDong posted:

My wife just finished TNG for the first time and watched Generations and First Contact for the first time.

She liked Generations better.

I'm considering whether divorce or annulment is preferable.

I admit that's a very bad sign, but hold on for just one more movie. If she likes Insurrection better than either of those two, then mere severing is no longer adequate. It's time to start figuring out who among your friends can be trusted to help you dispose of an unusually heavy rolled-up carpet.

loving Ba'ku anyway.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




MonsieurLongDong posted:

My wife just finished TNG for the first time and watched Generations and First Contact for the first time.

She liked Generations better.

I'm considering whether divorce or annulment is preferable.

It's definitely better directed. Especially better lit. Cinematographically there's no competition.

Can't save the script or FX budget, though.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

MikeJF posted:

It's definitely better directed. Especially better lit. Cinematographically there's no competition.

Can't save the script or FX budget, though.





MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003





I reckon in terms of visual direction like that it's by far the best of all the Trek movies and really stands out from the rest. It looks like an actual movie and not a big-budget TV show. Imagine if it'd had a great script, too.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
TMP has the best visuals of any Trek movie, to the exclusion of pretty much everything else

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


skasion posted:

TMP has the best visuals of any Trek movie, to the exclusion of pretty much everything else

Do you mean of the Picard in a sheer thigh-high silken robe variety or just more of that velvet Elvis chiaroscuro poo poo as depicted in the post above yours?

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Nondescript Van
May 2, 2007

Gats N Party Hats :toot:
Uh we all know that Nemesis is the best one. It has Mad Bane Max Bronson in it so naturally it beats out the rest.

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