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Gillette doesn't still send razors to 18 years to hook 'em while they're young?
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gilette is pretty much the only game in town. that, or shell out for a norelco, which doesn't work too well on tough-bearders i have a friend who wants to get into cut throat razoring. he can't even keep a clean house and barely keeps a running car, I doubt he can maintain the edge of a razor. also I too use a safety razor, its cheap as poo poo. ten blades for a dolla.
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Oct 10, 2015 16:14
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froward posted:use a safety razor, its cheap as poo poo. ten blades for a dolla. Seriously. It's not a gimmick. It's legit the superior product. I've literally found no downside to a safety razor over a modern thinger beyond hte first few times when you're getting the angle down
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Oct 10, 2015 16:17
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NESguerilla posted:It's actually super hip right now to use those things if you are 25. Ok that's cool and all but what that means is that you've been massively overpaying for razor blades for a really loving long time "Look at all these scrubs with home laser printers- those things cost like 150 bucks! I got my hp inkjet printer for 25$ and I've been using it for years!" *Buys his third 55 dollar ink refill this year*
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Oct 10, 2015 17:04
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Just stop shaving, its free.
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Oct 10, 2015 17:23
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why would you even shave lmao
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Oct 10, 2015 17:31
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i just pluck my face clean with tweezers. they cost like 15:-
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Oct 10, 2015 17:32
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i cut my face off with a piece of glass severeal years ago and the hair from my butt/thigh skin transplants is downy and practically invisible
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Oct 10, 2015 17:33
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Uncle Enzo posted:Ok that's cool and all but what that means is that you've been massively overpaying for razor blades for a really loving long time I have had a full beard for over a decade so I just shave my neck with the Mach 3 and a blade lasts me 3 months. My annual blade cost is about 20 bucks. Possibly less. I have nothing against old school safety razors, I was responding to the dude who assumed only old people use them. veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Oct 10, 2015 |
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Oct 10, 2015 20:08
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NESguerilla posted:I have had a full beard for over a decade so I just shave my neck with the Mach 3 and a blade lasts me 3 months. My annual blade cost is about 20 bucks. Possibly less. cartridge scrub spotted.
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Oct 10, 2015 20:12
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wheres my laser razor I wanna shave like superman does
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Oct 10, 2015 20:16
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ghlbtsk posted:If the garbage product you're selling is something people don't want: rename, rebrand and repackage the same garbage until you've convinced the public it's something they do want. I'm enjoying laughing at the various crappy "manly stuff for men because you're a MAN man" repackaging. Same poo poo just in black with MAN written all over it. Because men are so insecure they'll fall apart if they don't use the black MANLY version of Dove shower gel. Mandles by Yankee Candles, Powerful Men's Yogurt, Mansize Tissues, ChapFix for Men oh and the Bronut because donuts are for sissies... re: the FREEFORM channel I fully expect every show to be interrupted by #hashtags on the screen so we can tweet the correct hashtags for the correct "epic" dramatic reveal in the "white 30 year olds playing supernatural high schoolers" shows. Maybe even a scroller with the best tweets selected by their social media "crew" (inept interns) because millenial becomers have to multitask and can't possibly enjoy a show without their phone out. relevant: Bugs Bunny Extreme (NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Td5u_UZTFE n3wt fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Oct 10, 2015 |
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Oct 10, 2015 22:14
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gimme a bronut with some sprinkles bitch
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Oct 10, 2015 22:30
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radiatinglines posted:gimme a bronut with some sprinkles bitch Sprinkles are for wusses, do you want MAN candy on that Bronut?
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Oct 10, 2015 22:40
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n3wt posted:I'm enjoying laughing at the various crappy "manly stuff for men because you're a MAN man" repackaging. Same poo poo just in black with MAN written all over it. Because men are so insecure they'll fall apart if they don't use the black MANLY version of Dove shower gel.  Ain't nothin wrong with man stuff.
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Oct 10, 2015 22:43
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i, for one, am a millennial and it's okay.
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Oct 10, 2015 22:44
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Runaktla posted:
I'm sure you wipe the MAN yogurt from your MAN chapstick onto MAN sized tissues like a MAN!
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Oct 10, 2015 22:46
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n3wt posted:I'm sure you wipe the MAN yogurt from your MAN chapstick onto MAN sized tissues like a MAN! It's all good... keep wearing that makeup that hides your blemishes, the heels which are uncomfortable but make you seem taller, wear skimpy clothing in cold weather to show some skin, put on fake nails and fake eyelashes, get a spray tan before your next tropical vacation, and go to a plastic surgeon to make your boobs bigger.  same poo poo, really
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Oct 10, 2015 23:38
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Justin Tyme posted:Might be an Army thing, that's what we all called it. Also might have to do with the fact field jackets aren't issued anymore but the concept of a wearable poncho liner is so genius people still buy them and don't know they're supposed to go with the old field jacket, so they got their own endearing name. oh. that must be it. the parka the air force issues in basic comes with an insert that looks just like that except a slightly lighter shade of green.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:59
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n3wt posted:Mandles by Yankee Candles I dunno, I like the smell of sawdust. Beats the hell out of that lavender poo poo the wife brings home. But I'd feel like a complete tool buying it. Maybe if they'd repackage it to look like a normal Yankee Candle...
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Oct 11, 2015 00:02
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Runaktla posted:It's all good... keep wearing that makeup that hides your blemishes, the heels which are uncomfortable but make you seem taller, wear skimpy clothing in cold weather to show some skin, put on fake nails and fake eyelashes, get a spray tan before your next tropical vacation, and go to a plastic surgeon to make your boobs bigger. yikes
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Oct 11, 2015 03:46
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n3wt posted:oh and the Bronut because donuts are for sissies... What the hell is a bronut? Why would doughnuts have a gender preference?
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Oct 11, 2015 04:42
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Sapper posted:I dunno, I like the smell of sawdust. Beats the hell out of that lavender poo poo the wife brings home. Why don't you go work on some wood then? Get that sawdust stank the honest way.
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Oct 11, 2015 05:09
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I'm the she-midget's rippling six pack from seven pages back. Ronwayne fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Oct 11, 2015 |
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Oct 11, 2015 05:12
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Real Millennials shoot up their schools.
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Oct 11, 2015 05:13
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n3wt posted:I'm enjoying laughing at the various crappy "manly stuff for men because you're a MAN man" repackaging. Same poo poo just in black with MAN written all over it. Because men are so insecure they'll fall apart if they don't use the black MANLY version of Dove shower gel. I am a white 30 year old supernatural high schooler
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Oct 11, 2015 07:59
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ShaqDiesel posted:What the hell is a bronut? Why would doughnuts have a gender preference? quote:The blog Charlottesville 29, which renamed the buttery snack the Bronut (and also threw out "broissant"), describes the taste as "a cross between brioche, a croissant, and a donut."
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Oct 11, 2015 16:00
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Why are we letting blogs rename foods?
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Oct 11, 2015 16:17
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ShaqDiesel posted:What the hell is a bronut? Why would doughnuts have a gender preference? The point is, none of these products are supposed to be gendered. We all get chapped lips and sunburn, we all wash and like to smell nice, we all have the same tastebuds and sense of smell: who decided to gender scents and food? Depending on the country: it's the man who gardens or the man who cooks, the man who drinks wine, the man who wears a necklace and a bracelet. This Pink vs Blue nonsense from cradle to grave baffles other cultures. Even gaming that has skewed towards a "no girls allowed" market since the late 80s still has 48% of female players hanging on with their headsets turned off. It's so random too: high heels were designed for men and at some point they became a sex symbol for women to the point where high heels=women and wearing them as a man makes you a freak. Coding used to be done by women and now it's seen by mainstream culture as a man's profession. Depending on the era, men can wear long hair and then they can't. Male babies wore gowns until the 70s. Pink used to be the boy colour as red was for men. Somewhere, someone decides on this poo poo and it sticks: who decided that black people liked watermelon and fried chicken? Everybody likes watermelon and everybody likes fried chicken! KFC isn't going out of business anytime soon right? Japanese people have watermelon and teriyaki (fried chicken) on summer holidays and festivals and it's a big deal. But someone decided that on that dumb racist idea and it stuck. Just like someone decided pink was for girls only even though historically, blue was for girls because, before that, someone had decided that pale blue was the colour of Mary. The world is nuts. Maybe in ten years: popcorn will be for girls and chips for boys because someone decided to sell it that way: "Sweet is for girls and salty is for boys so you're eating the wrong thing! How dare you?"
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Oct 11, 2015 16:38
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HEY NONG MAN posted:Why are we letting blogs rename foods? It's a donut king special. Who the hell knows why? 
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Oct 11, 2015 16:44
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I hire hungry Mexican day laborers to bite off my beard hairs
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Oct 11, 2015 16:45
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n3wt posted:The point is, none of these products are supposed to be gendered. wow holy poo poo...what if gender was like, dictated by society??
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Oct 11, 2015 16:51
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Phlegmish posted:wow holy poo poo...what if gender was like, dictated by society?? Well just the stuff we're supposed to do and like. You don't get much choice about the body parts* ** *unless you want to go through very expensive, painful surgery and possibly lose sensation in your genitals. ** ability to gestate not included and the government will make it hell for you to adopt.
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Oct 11, 2015 16:57
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Accretionist posted:That's not even what makes them expensive. I've seen badger hair brushes for $20 no this still makes you a millennial hipster. get these from the dollar store, 12 for a dollar 
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Oct 11, 2015 16:57
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Rutibex posted:no this still makes you a millennial hipster. get these from the dollar store, 12 for a dollar I did that once, actually. I must have thick hair because those things stung like hell.
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Oct 11, 2015 17:00
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Seriously there's a difference between thrifty and Brand X. Just get the next step up that cost $4 for 8 and its still a drat good deal. Also I have this giant mole on my chin that keeps getting bloodily decapitated if I don't watch out.
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Oct 11, 2015 17:12
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I bought my razor and all my blades through Amazon. Since August 17, 2010, I've spent this much on them: $48.94 Add in the Walmart shaving cream (Barbasol), and I'm probably spending $15/year to shave a few times a week. And since the razor was $35.71, that figure'll just get better every year. Accretionist fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Oct 11, 2015 |
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Oct 11, 2015 17:41
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P-Mack posted:One of my grandmother's friends lost her husband when he accidentally slit his throat while shaving. She found his body, called the cops, then got out a mop and started cleaning up. You have to actually dig in to cut through an artery, you don't "slit your throat" by just cutting the skin Your grandmother's friend killed that dude.
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Oct 11, 2015 18:00
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And isn't it like cutting through a garden hose? That'd have to be one hell of a muscle spasm.
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Rutibex posted:no this still makes you a millennial hipster. get these from the dollar store, 12 for a dollar Speaking as a verifiable grumpy old person these are really uncool, and bad
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