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or is it the coffee / deli chat thread, just want to make sure before i post something off topic!!
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WeWork Used These Documents To Convince Investors It’s Worth Billionsquote:Investors are bullish on the tale. The company has raised $1 billion in less than half a decade, and its valuation has grown commensurately. In February 2014, WeWork’s financiers said it was worth $1.5 billion. In December 2014, a new set of financiers pumped that number up to $5 billion. Half a year later, most of those same investors injected another round of funding that doubled WeWork’s valuation to $10 billion. At that price, WeWork is one of the most valuable startups to emerge from the tech boom, more valuable on paper than Slack, Draft Kings, Lyft, 23andMe, and Warby Parker combined. "technology" company wework is "valued" at $10 billion because millennials. it has revenue of of less than $100m, lmao. cant wait til the bubble bursts.
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Oct 11, 2015 19:56
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wework bought or at least put their sign on top of a huge office building on hollywood blvd
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Oct 11, 2015 20:01
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never knew whgat it was ty yospos
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Oct 11, 2015 20:02
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jooky posted:WeWork Used These Documents To Convince Investors It’s Worth Billions put cameras in all of the coworking and coliving spaces, when the market craters pivot and rebrand as 'wefuck' live cams
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Oct 11, 2015 20:07
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Smythe posted:never knew whgat it was ty yospos the worst kind of scum, real estate middle men
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Oct 11, 2015 20:08
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my company is in a wework building. it's mostly empty. just empty floors, maybe 70% of offices on my floor are empty. used to be more but lol startups. they really need to start removing the logos from doors when the company leaves because it looks like a graveyard walking down the corridors
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Oct 11, 2015 20:09
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the really good thing about leasing real estate instead of buying it is even though leasing is nearly as expensive as buying, at the end of the lease you don't actually own anything
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Oct 11, 2015 20:23
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angry_keebler posted:the really good thing about leasing real estate instead of buying it is even though leasing is nearly as expensive as buying, at the end of the lease you don't actually own anything this is unironically true for shitholes
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Oct 11, 2015 20:26
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angry_keebler posted:the really good thing about leasing real estate instead of buying it is even though leasing is nearly as expensive as buying, at the end of the lease you don't actually own anything this is actually true though depending on how much you're saving by not owning and what else you can do with that saved money. you're also not stuck with a perpetually depreciating asset when the market collapses
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Oct 11, 2015 20:28
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Oct 11, 2015 20:29
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triple sulk posted:WeTwerk read this as "wet work" and wondered what role erik prince will be taking in the upcoming adjustment
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Oct 11, 2015 20:35
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bought a battery on amazon and found it delivered via usps on a sunday. i feel bad for the guy who had to deliver it. 
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Oct 11, 2015 21:19
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Smythe posted:KID UVE GOT SOMETHIN SPECIAL! I LOOK IN YOUR EYES AND SEE YOUTUBE MILLIONS KID! MILLIONS! VIEWERS CLICKING LIKE ON ALL YOUR VIRAL CONTENT! IMAGINE, YOUR BIG GRINNING MUG RIGHT ON THE TOP TWITCH.TV SMILING DOWN ON ALL THE TINY MEN AND WOMEN BELOW. THINK OF IT KID, YOU COULD BE THE NEXT REBECCA BLACK MEETS PEWDS! YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL! M&MS FROM HERE TO MISSOURA! meanwhile one of the youtube kids that disney owns recently died a mysterious unexplained death so the family is going to livestream the funeral: http://gawker.com/youtube-family-asks-that-we-respect-their-privacy-watc-1735033346 Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Oct 11, 2015 |
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Oct 11, 2015 21:20
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What the hell is Co living Do I even want to know
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Oct 11, 2015 21:23
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:meanwhile one of the youtube kids that disney owns recently died a mysterious unexplained death so the family is going to livestream the funeral: their kid dies and they're already exploiting it for publicity? 
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Oct 11, 2015 21:23
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:meanwhile one of the youtube kids that disney owns recently died a mysterious unexplained death so the family is going to livestream the funeral: nice tracking tags (speaking of bubbles$
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Oct 11, 2015 21:29
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Condiv posted:their kid dies and they're already exploiting it for publicity? didn't he get scared of some thunder and have a heart attack or something, iirc they wouldn't say what killed him
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Oct 11, 2015 21:30
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Condiv posted:their kid dies and they're already exploiting it for publicity? well who cares it's not like it bothers the dead kid and you can't sell corpses unless you're already established in the cadaver market
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Oct 11, 2015 21:31
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Chris Knight posted:nice tracking tags (speaking of bubbles$ lol those got stuck on there from when a friend linked it and i forgot to remove them, there I updated it.
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Oct 11, 2015 21:34
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triple sulk posted:didn't he get scared of some thunder and have a heart attack or something, iirc they wouldn't say what killed him it was meme poisoning, from toxic levels of exposure to memes. we need to inform our children of the very real dangers of rasturbation and meme abuse
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Oct 11, 2015 21:36
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The dogs in Up are to squirrels as venture capital and marketing are to millenials.
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Oct 11, 2015 21:45
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lol that house near us which they were trying to sell for 1.4mil now has for rent signs everywhere and flyers and even a website $5200/month
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Oct 11, 2015 22:08
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Cyberbird posted:bought a battery on amazon and found it delivered via usps on a sunday. don't. usps means a union worker probably got overtime which they volunteered for to do it.
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Oct 11, 2015 22:16
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Shifty Pony posted:don't. usps means a union worker probably got overtime which they volunteered for to do it. I spoke to my mail carrier when I saw him working on Sunday and he mentioned that Amazon pays for them to work deliveries only. Doesn't sound too bad to me....
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Oct 11, 2015 22:20
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syscall girl posted:read this as "wet work" and wondered what role erik prince will be taking in the upcoming adjustment Wetwerk is my erotic Kraftwerk coverband
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Oct 11, 2015 22:22
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lol that house near us which they were trying to sell for 1.4mil now has for rent signs everywhere and flyers and even a website there really are too many bushes at the white house
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Oct 11, 2015 22:30
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a 2br has been on the market in my neighborhood for 2 whole weeks and hasn't sold yet, I'm shocked [it's the same size as my current 1br]
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Oct 11, 2015 22:40
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like on tv shows and stuff there's always a trope where if the house is haunted or if someone was murdered in it previously it can't be sold, is that the case in the real world? if so i think i have a great start-up idea based around the ghost house economy
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Oct 11, 2015 22:55
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:like on tv shows and stuff there's always a trope where if the house is haunted or if someone was murdered in it previously it can't be sold, is that the case in the real world? if so i think i have a great start-up idea based around the ghost house economy Paranormal Activity: The Ghost
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Oct 11, 2015 22:59
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:like on tv shows and stuff there's always a trope where if the house is haunted or if someone was murdered in it previously it can't be sold, is that the case in the real world? if so i think i have a great start-up idea based around the ghost house economy it can. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stambovsky_v._Ackley quote:Stambovsky v. Ackley, 169 A.D.2d 254 (N.Y. App. Div. 1991), commonly known as the Ghostbusters ruling, is a case in the New York Supreme Court, Appellate Division, that held that a house, which the owner had previously advertised to the public as haunted by ghosts, was legally haunted for the purpose of an action for rescission brought by a subsequent purchaser of the house.
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Oct 11, 2015 23:04
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Shifty Pony posted:don't. usps means a union worker probably got overtime which they volunteered for to do it. one of our mail carriers was in the building this morning delivering for Amazon and we asked, she said they don't get overtime for deliveries today or tomorrow (Genocidal Rapist Conquistador Day, a Federal Holiday on which there's no mail delivery) and their union has been ineffective at changing that I've also had to field multiple calls from our building's front door now for people "from Amazon Prime" wanting to be let in to deliver things we've ordered. I spoke to Amazon Logistics customer service to try to get our building designated as UPS/FedEx/USPS only, they said they couldn't but this is by far their most common complaint. they also said they were implementing static routing for controlled-access buildings—a designated carrier for the building who gets a key fob after Amazon Logistics agrees to bear liability for access with it—by the end of the year
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Oct 12, 2015 00:12
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"legally haunted" lol amazing
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Oct 12, 2015 00:26
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I'd like to statically route some stuff into Geoff Bozo's anus
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Oct 12, 2015 05:13
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Oct 12, 2015 05:40
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Mr Dog posted:What the hell is Co living
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Oct 12, 2015 05:41
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hmm thaTS interesting i co-live with a bondaged nigress ex-topless maid who ive chained to the radiator and ejaculate upon while she wails in agony as her bindings tear at her supple oily flesh.
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Oct 12, 2015 05:46
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smythe's gimmick gettin a lil creepy
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Oct 12, 2015 06:21
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Mr Dog posted:smythe's gimmick gettin a lil creepy lol if u think its a gimmick
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Oct 12, 2015 06:22
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behind every gimmick is the true face of the gimmickor
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