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Star Trek: Time Cops - follows those time cops from the 29th century as they make every excuse possible to keep Hitler alive.
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STAR TREK: What I said in the post you quoted Or any of the other ideas that are spammed on every fifth page in every star trek thread Edit: A show-inside-a-show set on a spaceship that is the studio for a subspace morning show, Start Your Stardate With Bashir and Garak, including lots of on-screen segments where Big Fat Klingon Chef shows you how to prepare tasty nutritious breakfasts your little warriors will love, and then behind-the-scenes poo poo where Bashir and Miles O'Brien are constantly having gay sex in maintenance corridors and Sisko is the show runner and accidentally gets them banned from the Federation Tujague fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Oct 12, 2015 |
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Oct 12, 2015 21:02
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Nondescript Van posted:Star Trek: Time Cops - follows those time cops from the 29th century as they make every excuse possible to keep Hitler alive. I was thinking about a timecop one too but that could get silly! maybe one with section 31 Star Trek: S31 - Not anymore you're not. Star Trek: Khitomer Outpost - The entire series is one double cross and smoke & mirror after another. Every season finale makes you think you know what's going on until you don't. The Series Finale? Turns out Worf's dad was a loving traitor. How's that for a "gently caress you" Ambassador Worf?
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Oct 12, 2015 21:03
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Nondescript Van posted:Star Trek: Time Cops - follows those time cops from the 29th century as they make every excuse possible to keep Hitler alive. That's almost as absurd as star tracks going back in time to assassinate JFK.
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Oct 12, 2015 21:04
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Nondescript Van posted:Star Trek: Time Cops - follows those time cops from the 29th century as they make every excuse possible to keep Hitler alive. Follow the time cops as they investigate AAtrek and make every excuse possible to deny Mods Knew.
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Oct 12, 2015 21:21
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MikeJF posted:It was established a bunch of times that Kirk is was huge loving nerd who used to get beat up by the cool kids at the academy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8HnNEhHqyo JIMMY BOY
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Oct 12, 2015 21:26
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Nondescript Van posted:Star Trek: Time Cops - follows those time cops from the 29th century as they make every excuse possible to keep Hitler alive. I love that Hitler is always the focus of these time travel fantasists, like he's the one guy in all of history who time travellers would seek out. Not Napoleon, not Genghis Khan, not Bagosora, not Gavrilo Princip or Abdul Hamid, not Julius Caesar's assassins, not the leader of the Visigoths, no, it's Hitler.
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Oct 12, 2015 21:27
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Star Trek: Archer, just Enterprise episodes redone with Sterling Archer taking the place of Jonathan Archer.
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Oct 12, 2015 21:28
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Nondescript Van posted:Star Trek: Time Cops - follows those time cops from the 29th century as they make every excuse possible to keep Hitler alive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Zr_C74DQU
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Oct 12, 2015 21:32
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My Q-Face posted:I love that Hitler is always the focus of these time travel fantasists, like he's the one guy in all of history who time travellers would seek out. Not Napoleon, not Genghis Khan, not Bagosora, not Gavrilo Princip or Abdul Hamid, not Julius Caesar's assassins, not the leader of the Visigoths, no, it's Hitler. "...like some of histories' biggest mass murders: Hitler, Stalin, or Korin Armchot of Steadius II" rule of 3's every time.
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Oct 12, 2015 21:33
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Star Trek: Daystrom Institute Grants Administration Office. A team of 5 promising young grants administrators struggle to set aright the course of science and technology in the face of a universe where the number one problem remains the scourge of holographic friction burns along the genitals and anuses, blowholes and uncategorizable meatuses of the federation populace. The grants administration team rushes to clear space in the selected speaker rostrum out of the continual glut and influx of returning science officers making their way back to the heart of the alpha quadrant from an endless number of harrowing, years long, lost-in-deep-space scenarios whereby they made it through only on the hopes of getting back to Federation space so they could share their ultimately trivial, but perilously important at the time, mixing of two desperate technologies to boost the performance of a third system. The first season finale comes to a cliffhanger climax when it is realized by the Jr. Adjutant Ensign grants administrator Brillbips from the Braxian Enclave that there is no such thing tangible as a "grant" in a post-monetary civilization.
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Oct 12, 2015 22:23
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Time travelers murdered Hitler in the only temporally responsible way, directly before his suicide. Why do you think he "shot himself" instead of taking a cyanide capsule like Ava?
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Oct 12, 2015 22:31
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Germstore posted:Time travelers murdered Hitler in the only temporally responsible way, directly before his suicide. Why do you think he "shot himself" instead of taking a cyanide capsule like Ava? Now I'm imagining a time traveling serial killer who knows goes around killing people right before they would have died anyway.
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Oct 12, 2015 22:43
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Nondescript Van posted:"...like some of histories' biggest mass murders: Hitler, Stalin, or Korin Armchot of Steadius II" it's a very sensible rule
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Oct 12, 2015 22:57
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:it's a very sensible rule , useful guideline and a positive dictum as used by the Flaynox people of Gamma Seven.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:00
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Star Trek: Custodial a show about a bunch of loving janitors with petty family drama and bullshit tasks from admin. it lasts for one 13-episode season and is then canceled. most civilized peoples roll their eyes at it, the british loving gobble it up because they can't help themselves from compulsively loving anything that embraces and celebrates the inescapable mediocrity of the gray, dull lives they lead in a nation shattered by a mad woman decades ago
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Oct 12, 2015 23:00
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shadow puppet of a posted:, useful guideline and a positive dictum as used by the Flaynox people of Gamma Seven. 20% correct as usual, morty
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Oct 12, 2015 23:01
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Kitchner posted:No I genuinely like First Contact as it's own movie. The Bad Guy is a good Bad Guy, you get to see Earth before it was all like "Hey we live in a utopia and everything is perfect" and the movie ends with the first contact with the Vulcans, which is like "Oh poo poo and this is like where the whole thing started" borg queen was a terrible idea anyway
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Oct 12, 2015 23:21
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Chomp8645 posted:Now I'm imagining a time traveling serial killer who knows goes around killing people right before they would have died anyway. The bad tv version of Time Cop had an interesting twist to their whole time travel police thing. They discover a dude had been loving with time but he wasn't showing up on their instruments because his hosed with version of time was their timeline.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:24
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Delsaber posted:Star Trek: Archer, just Enterprise episodes redone with Sterling Archer taking the place of Jonathan Archer. then we'll have one season called: Star Trek: Vice - don't worry about any of this poo poo My Q-Face posted:I love that Hitler is always the focus of these time travel fantasists, like he's the one guy in all of history who time travellers would seek out. Not Napoleon, not Genghis Khan, not Bagosora, not Gavrilo Princip or Abdul Hamid, not Julius Caesar's assassins, not the leader of the Visigoths, no, it's Hitler. Hitler didn't have any kids, whereas who know how many people would be instantly wiped out of existence if you murdered Genghis Khan! http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/08/1-in-200-men-direct-descendants-of-genghis-khan/#.VhxDnBNViko (no idea how legitimate this is e: also didnt click or read)
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Oct 13, 2015 00:38
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Star Trek: Citizen of the Federation which follows our hero as he gets up every morning and tells the computer to teleport all the dirt, grime and bacteria off his body, then tells the computer to teleport clothes onto him, then goes into the holodeck where he is programming a sex partner with eight boobs and a tiny black hole for a mouth. Every once in a while, he goes out to "dinner" at this wacky hipster retro place called "sisko's" where they actually make food by hand instead of just staying home and having the computer beam food into his mouth. In Season Two, he gets a 'job' on a freighter that drives itself and spends his days playing a video game that plugs directly into his brain and smoking replicated weed Edit also the freighter doesn't really move anything because the main character has a machine in his house that can create stuff at a molecular level, so it's more like a really big cosplay hobby Tujague fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Oct 13, 2015 |
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Oct 13, 2015 02:02
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My Q-Face posted:I love that Hitler is always the focus of these time travel fantasists, like he's the one guy in all of history who time travellers would seek out. Not Napoleon, not Genghis Khan, not Bagosora, not Gavrilo Princip or Abdul Hamid, not Julius Caesar's assassins, not the leader of the Visigoths, no, it's Hitler. There should have been an episode where Data is forced to assassinate Ayn Rand or the Federation never comes to pass Eventually he reasons it's cool because she was objectively evil
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Oct 13, 2015 02:11
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I would like to see a Star Trek series that is about 4 or 5 seasons long, with about 10 -14 episodes a season, in which each season has its own story and characters centered around one certain plot. For example, there could be a military coup taking place on the Klingon home world. One season would be about a Klingon crew, who are trying to keep the empire together, another season would be about the Romulans who are instigating the coup, one season could be about a federation crew trying to figure out what is going on, and the final season would mash all the characters together for the conclusion. Or maybe the plot could be like a lengthy version of "All good things" in which each season covers a crew in a different time with the final season being everyone thrown together. Crazy option would be to do it American Horror Story style; same actors, different story each season. Imagine a whole season of Star Trek where the TNG crew plays a Klingon crew or whatever, would be kind of a fun mindwarp.
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Oct 13, 2015 02:47
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Guys the obvious one is a HBO show called Section 31. Its just a spy thriller show about Section 31 shenanigans where the characters are faced with genuine moral dilemmas. Not like "Should we save this alien race from utter destruction, but noooo the prime directive" but like "This Romulan agent is planning some nasty poo poo but we could never take him to trial, should we assassinate him?". Obviously as it's a HBO show they should gently caress a lot of aliens who get their tits out all the time.
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Oct 13, 2015 03:11
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Kitchner posted:Guys the obvious one is a HBO show called Section 31. Way to bury the lede.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I would like to see a Star Trek series that is about 4 or 5 seasons long, with about 10 -14 episodes a season, in which each season has its own story and characters centered around one certain plot. For example, there could be a military coup taking place on the Klingon home world. One season would be about a Klingon crew, who are trying to keep the empire together, another season would be about the Romulans who are instigating the coup, one season could be about a federation crew trying to figure out what is going on, and the final season would mash all the characters together for the conclusion. Or maybe the plot could be like a lengthy version of "All good things" in which each season covers a crew in a different time with the final season being everyone thrown together. Crazy option would be to do it American Horror Story style; same actors, different story each season. Imagine a whole season of Star Trek where the TNG crew plays a Klingon crew or whatever, would be kind of a fun mindwarp. i kinda like this Shadow fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Oct 13, 2015 |
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Oct 13, 2015 03:36
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Germstore posted:Way to bury the lede. Well I mean since I said HBO I thought it was obvious. You'd be surprised how many secret alien plots can be uncovered via graphic sexual encounters with aliens.
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Oct 13, 2015 04:48
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Star Trek: The Musical! Get Joss Whedon to write and score it and everyone will love it. They might not ADMIT to loving it... but oh, they'll love it.
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Oct 13, 2015 05:59
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Star Trek: Dogville Edition Empty Set with the Enterprise floor plan taped to the ground. Entire effects budget can be blown on sound only. 3+ hour long episodes. Hours spent debating and reinforcing the Prime Directive only to ignore it at the first practical opportunity (just like every other version of the show). Stellan Skarsgard's scrotum will be a new antagonist. New crew member: invisible barking dog. A Lars von Trier joint.
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Oct 13, 2015 08:05
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Star Trek: Risa Tells the story of 5 young adults from earth (2 couples and a loner stoner, who acts as a comic relief), who visit the pleasure planet Risa on their vacation. They travel with a shuttle owned by Chris' father, blasting music all the way. On their way, they stop on a weird backward asteroid inhabited only by a creepy old man, to stock up on Dilithium crystals and to buy some illegal replicator patterns. Once in their destination, they immediately head for the pool. Bikinis, drinks, music. But something is terribly wrong, and our protagonists are going to find out what, one by one. Are they on Risa at all? Is everything they see just a holodeck simulation? What happened to Bree, who disappeared on her way to replicate herself a new bikini after Clays stupid antics in the pool? 
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Oct 13, 2015 08:31
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Star Trek: Macquis A series following the exploits of a Federation dirt farmer living in the Cardassian demilitarized zone, giving us an insight on why anyone would want to live there when they could live anywhere else in the luxury that being part of a utopian post scarcity civilization provides and not have to worry about being wiped out by the Cardassians at any moment.
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Oct 13, 2015 10:09
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Star Trek: The Voyager Home In this special anniversary reunion show, the crew of Voyager must time travel to Earth to ensure the crew of the Enterprise get whales back to their time.
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Oct 13, 2015 10:56
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Star Trek: Macquis it's because they're the spacefuture equivalent of assholes who are so against vaccination they'd rather homeschool their kids if they had cars i bet they'd have "wolf 359 was an inside job" bumper stickers
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Oct 13, 2015 14:57
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:if they had cars i bet they'd have "wolf 359 was an inside job" bumper stickers You could see their point though, given that the enemy at Wolf 359 was led by a Starfleet captain wholeheartedly using his knowledge of the federation to serve the military interests of its enemies and after the whole mess was over Starfleet Command just gives him his old job back like he wasn't complicit in the murder of thousands of officers and civilians lmao
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Oct 13, 2015 15:46
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Locutus did nothing wrong.
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Oct 13, 2015 15:54
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:it's because they're the spacefuture equivalent of assholes who are so against vaccination they'd rather homeschool their kids Ok, then change it to the perspective of a Cardassian Gul assigned to the area for peacekeeping having to put up with these crazy Federation fundies and slowly gives into "accidentally" allowing the Cardassian colonists who are just as bad to arm themselves and wage war on them in the vague hope that they'll do everyone a favour by wiping eachother out.
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Oct 13, 2015 16:38
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I do like the idea of having more "all-alien" episodes. I think Klingon gets too clunky being juxtaposed all the time to the stuffy Starfleet stuff. I'd like a mini-series or maybe just a three-part kung-fu style cheesy adventure story of a bunch of Klingons competing to do something. Maybe play up the Asian influences on their culture, have a martial arts tournament with a murder sub plot and some hot Klingon cheeks in leotards and wait what were we talking about again
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Oct 13, 2015 17:25
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One of the characters should be an Earthican human who's out of place. Also, since the protagonist of the story is one of the officers of the native alien species, we should see everything from his point of view and the human character, whenever he's around, should be regarded as odd. Basically a human Worf. Doesn't fit in with humans when they meet up with a Federation/Earth ship or station, and doesn't really fit in with the native aliens. LETS MAKE THIS
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Oct 13, 2015 17:30
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This is HBO right because the Klingon show should be basically Rome meets Game of Thrones meets Ip Man.
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Oct 13, 2015 17:38
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the human character is none other than Reginald Barclay.
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