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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



quote:

"I thought he threw away the plans, at least that’s what he told me when he programmed me — that there would be no more."
“I’ve seen more people that kind of don’t sweat, and other things, that make me think maybe they are part of the new race that he created: the robot race,” Clinton added.

:tinfoil:

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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Peanut3141 posted:

I don't think it'll take a terrorist attack to get a Republican in the presidential office. It might be <50% likely, but it's not a remote possibility. I could see such a thing happening under a Trump, Carson or Fiorina presidency, the top three polling candidates at the moment.

It seems like a crapshoot whether we'll come to our senses regarding Islam before the stars align and we end up with extreme right-wing dominance in House/Senate/Presidency. Do you not think they'd pander to that base with a pointless subcommittee? We're a year and a half into the Benghazi committee.

They are, but they're not necessarily the three Republican candidates most likely to win a general election, and the positions any Republican candidate is taking now don't necessarily correspond to what they'd do in office. If an establishment (or establishment/legacy-minded) Republican candidate wins office the very last thing they'd want is a Peter King analogue publicly embarrassing them by holding extensive anti-Muslim committee hearings, and once in power they don't need to engage in that sort of bullshit to appease the base. Benghazi is a partisan fishing trip that lets them rile up the base and try to dig up dirt on and impute scandal to their political opponents, but it's largely ignorable political nonsense that doesn't have a real impact on anyone outside Washington and isn't followed by people who aren't political junkies. Extensive House hearings on subversive behavior by average citizens who are religious and racial minorities is something else entirely, and not something that I think would be well received by the public at large (along with most religious leaders, business, important foreign allies, etc.). The only way I see that sort of thing happening is the election of a president whose support is substantially predicated on pandering to nativist sentiment (and who buys into him/herself) combined with events that work to substantially drive public opinion in that direction. So if Trump wins the election over Hillary after we lose Tuscon to the nuke assembled in a radicalized mosque of Mexican Muslims then all bets are off, but otherwise I just am not seeing it happen.

LGD fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Oct 12, 2015

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

I can't wait for ClintonBot to become a legit conspiracy theory with books and websites and poo poo

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Swagger Dagger posted:

I can't wait for ClintonBot to become a legit conspiracy theory with books and websites and poo poo

Well we all know that Queen Elizabeth II had her brain transplanted into a robot body in 1995.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Swagger Dagger posted:

I can't wait for ClintonBot to become a legit conspiracy theory with books and websites and poo poo

Hillary will be forced to publically donate blood.

They will still not be convinced

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008
No, I read this story, she just has to punch a human in the face on live TV to prove she isn't bound by the Three Laws of Robotics

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

If Hillary Clinton pretended to malfunction during a press event and was rushed away by very serious-looking aids and people in lab coats, I would vote for her with relish

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Boywhiz88 posted:

Hillary will be forced to publically donate blood.

They will still not be convinced

What are you, stupid? They'll just put a blood bag in her robot arm before she gets it drawn.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
The actual email server was Hillary Clinton herself.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nintendo Kid posted:

The actual email server was Hillary Clinton herself.

Hilldog Mnemonic.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
I welcome the cold logic of Hillbot.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Old people, guard your medicines.

mystic pimp
Jul 25, 2014

Formerly-rampant human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious relationship in the galactic core. I've got cool guns if you like to break stuff. No yuppies.
You will all be sorry for not believing in the Benghazi Committee when you're huddled together in the squalid death camps Hillbot has constructed to destroy humanity.

Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




gullah jack posted:

You will all be sorry for not believing in the Benghazi Committee when you're huddled together in the squalid death camps Hillbot has constructed to destroy humanity.

Nah, I tend to run pretty warm so Team Lizard People already offered me a spot in their bunker as long as I'm OK with being the little spoon at night.

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
It's kind of cool that Hillary has a decent sense of humor. The recent SNL appearance was pretty good, all things considered.

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...
That fall/concussion she had a few years ago? Actually she got a bad patch and had to be re-patched and rebooted.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hilldog Mnemonic.

The sky above the White House was the color of an email server, tuned to a deleted email

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Did...did she just make a joke about her parents loving in a garage?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Fojar38 posted:

Did...did she just make a joke about her parents loving in a garage?

Why is it always about sex with you people?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Trabisnikof posted:

The sky above the White House was the color of an email server, tuned to a deleted email

That's from Clintonmancer.

:goonsay:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Absurd Alhazred posted:

That's from Clintonmancer.

:goonsay:

I get that one confused with Monica Lewinsky Overdrive.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Nintendo Kid posted:

Well we all know that Queen Elizabeth II had her brain transplanted into a robot body in 1995.

My third favorite sealab episode.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
" Sorry guys I deleted my childhood and the 4 years I spent as Secretary of State from my memory to make room for the United States Constitution" - Hilldog Pneumonic

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

ComradeCosmobot posted:

The :siren:s are not even ironic at this point.



The sad thing is, Drudge almost certainly can tell it's satire but knows if he posts it as the headline that shitloads of people will mumble it around about her as a negative.

showbiz_liz posted:

No, I read this story, she just has to punch a human in the face on live TV to prove she isn't bound by the Three Laws of Robotics

Clinton vs Romney: The Rock'em Sock'em Robots Debate

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
*during the first debate a SCSI plug can be seen dangling from the back of Hillary's jacket like a tag that's popped up out of a shirt*

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Lol what if she comes out as a otherkin or some crazy poo poo. That would be amazing and well I am just going to accept that as something that has now happened.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love

Freakazoid_ posted:

I am going to make one post about guns and this is it:

If the founding fathers knew what we were using guns for today, they wouldn't have written the second amendment as they did.

Using it to kill each other over mistaken beliefs, petty arguments, and home/personal defense fantasies was not their intention. It needs to change or be completely removed.

And since that is not going to happen lets............

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Monkey Fracas posted:

*during the first debate a SCSI plug can be seen dangling from the back of Hillary's jacket like a tag that's popped up out of a shirt*

theblackw0lf
Apr 15, 2003

"...creating a vision of the sort of society you want to have in miniature"
Anyone ever think one of the first things Obama should have done when he became President, and still had a supermajority in the Senate, was push for a bill creating Election Day as a federal holiday? There's a really good chance it would have passed, as Democrats know that if election day was a holiday it would benefit them more than Republicans. And it might have even caused Democrats to lose fewer seats during the past few years.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Will Abbott's jynx tweet kill his future political plans of the Astros end up not advancing?

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Nintendo Kid posted:

Well we all know that Queen Elizabeth II had her brain transplanted into a robot body in 1995.

It'd explain how her waves are so uniform and perfect.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

theblackw0lf posted:

Anyone ever think one of the first things Obama should have done when he became President, and still had a supermajority in the Senate, was push for a bill creating Election Day as a federal holiday? There's a really good chance it would have passed, as Democrats know that if election day was a holiday it would benefit them more than Republicans. And it might have even caused Democrats to lose fewer seats during the past few years.

Lots of poor people work during holidays. Mandating easy absentee/mail in voting would be a better solution.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
So apparently a lot of gun talk is going on, but I was hoping someone had some thoughts on what's going to happen regarding the next Speaker? Anyone here have any credible-seeming projections? Entire thing seems like a poo poo-show and the person with the remote in the house just watches Fox. And even they seem to be half-admitting it's a shitshow.

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Pick posted:

So apparently a lot of gun talk is going on, but I was hoping someone had some thoughts on what's going to happen regarding the next Speaker? Anyone here have any credible-seeming projections? Entire thing seems like a poo poo-show and the person with the remote in the house just watches Fox. And even they seem to be half-admitting it's a shitshow.

On NPR this morning, it sounds like it's basically the Republicans crossing their fingers and hoping REAL hard that Paul Ryan will change his mind (which he probably wont), and otherwise it'll just be Boehner stuck in the position for a while

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Pick posted:

So apparently a lot of gun talk is going on, but I was hoping someone had some thoughts on what's going to happen regarding the next Speaker? Anyone here have any credible-seeming projections? Entire thing seems like a poo poo-show and the person with the remote in the house just watches Fox. And even they seem to be half-admitting it's a shitshow.

The Republicans are going to be too incompetent to nominate a new speaker, so it'll stay Boehner until January 2017

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Pick posted:

So apparently a lot of gun talk is going on, but I was hoping someone had some thoughts on what's going to happen regarding the next Speaker? Anyone here have any credible-seeming projections? Entire thing seems like a poo poo-show and the person with the remote in the house just watches Fox. And even they seem to be half-admitting it's a shitshow.

There seems to be some talk about Paul Ryan being a compromise candidate, but he's reportedly demanded near unanimous support from the party to agree to run. The Freedom Caucus has suggested he may be acceptable, which presumably helps boost his candidacy, but are still officially backing Webster at the moment. It's unclear if they're withholding outright support in favor of getting promises to meet their ten demands (they probably are). If so, Ryan could end up refusing a draft and the Republicans are truly stuck.

Furthermore, the farthest right political commentators are trying to outright throw him under the bus for backing amnesty in the past, but no actual House members have expressed this view, to my knowledge, so it's not clear that this will derail a bid.

All we know is that Ryan has yet to issue a Sherman statement so don't count out a Ryan Speakership until he reiterates his refusal.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
What does that really mean though?

It's obviously better for the debt ceiling/government staying open, but what incentive does Boehner have to drive any kind of agenda?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Boon posted:

What does that really mean though?

It's obviously better for the debt ceiling/government staying open, but what incentive does Boehner have to drive any kind of agenda?

Not wanting the world economy to burn while also sticking it to the Freedurrr Caucus.

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Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
No I know it's better for that, I mean, what will actually be accomplished in the House that isn't a must pass? Things like Ex-Im are not a must pass, or certain other expiring laws. What does this really mean for things like that?

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