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Delsaber posted:Star Trek: Archer, just Enterprise episodes redone with Sterling Archer taking the place of Jonathan Archer. I'd watch the poo poo out of that. And then the spin off, Star Trek: Sterling, where the Enterprise is run by Captain Roger Sterling.
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tactlessbastard posted:I'd watch the poo poo out of that. And then the spin off, Star Trek: Sterling, where the Enterprise is run by Captain Roger Sterling. pfffffft roger sterling is way too lazy to be busting his rear end on a starship bridge every day he'd be one of those admirals that yells at captains over the subspace priority channels and pulls surprise inspections just to get a look at the cutie-pie helm officer
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Delsaber posted:Star Trek: Archer, just Enterprise episodes redone with Sterling Archer taking the place of Jonathan Archer. I endorse this product and/or service.
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Oct 13, 2015 18:17
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Delsaber posted:Star Trek: Archer, just Enterprise episodes redone with Sterling Archer taking the place of Jonathan Archer. At that point, they should just make Space Quest 5 into an actual TV show.
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Oct 13, 2015 18:38
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Delsaber posted:Star Trek: Archer, just Enterprise episodes redone with Sterling Archer taking the place of Jonathan Archer. The twist in the series finale is that the cook is Bob Belcher. Or maybe we do Voyager but Neelix is Bob. And I guesa Linda is an Ocampa and maybe Tina is Harry Kim and where do people get fanfictioon nowadays?
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Oct 13, 2015 19:55
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BottledBodhisvata posted:This is HBO right because the Klingon show should be basically Rome meets Game of Thrones meets Ip Man. wth is ip man intellectual property man
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Oct 13, 2015 20:20
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Cry Havoc posted:wth is ip man Are disputes over intellectual property solved with sweet kung fu fights?
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Delsaber posted:Star Trek: Archer, just Enterprise episodes redone with Sterling Archer taking the place of Jonathan Archer. Its sort of been done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MGoEsI-kuw I loving love these.
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Oct 13, 2015 20:28
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happyhippy posted:Its sort of been done. This is one of the worst things I've ever watched online.
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Kitchner posted:This is one of the worst things I've ever watched online. It brings up a good point though, a Klingon transporter should hurt and a Romulan transporter should hurt non-Romulans.
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Oct 14, 2015 01:35
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PhyrexianLibrarian posted:At that point, they should just make Space Quest 5 into an actual TV show. Amazon is making a Galaxy Quest tv show.
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PhyrexianLibrarian posted:At that point, they should just make Space Quest 5 into an actual TV show. That's easily my favourite of the Space Quest games so I'm all for it. Every episode should have a post-credits killscreen version of an earlier scene complete with snarky narration.
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BottledBodhisvata posted:This is HBO right because the Klingon show should be basically Rome meets Game of Thrones meets Ip Man. Are Klingon boobs ridged?
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Star Trek: The Founders The founders exist in a beautiful state of oneness, where everyone experiences complete joyful intimacy with everyone else always and forever. They are threatened by tragic violent apelike primitives who know only decay, death, and destruction, who the founders must control for the good of everyone, even the primitives. Through their wisdom, they turn chaos into order, and though they may lose the occasional battle, they will always win in the end, for the Great Link is eternal.
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Orange Sunshine posted:Star Trek: The Founders Oh poo poo what were those "parent species that populated the universe with their DNA" aliens called? Star Trek: those guys They looked a bit like changelings but were a pretty cool reveal at the end of that scavenger hunt in TNG. Probably would have existed a million years ago. Or more.
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Shadow posted:Oh poo poo what were those "parent species that populated the universe with their DNA" aliens called? Wasn't that the Iconians?
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Star Trek: Captain Boday: HBO Edition Open minded and clear-skulled Captain Boday beds a dizzying bevy of Federation citizens while streaking across the heavens in his space suit and streaking across its promenades in his birthday suit.
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Kitchner posted:This is one of the worst things I've ever watched online. yeah, i didn't want to say anything because I could only take like 2 minutes of it and it didn't feel fair to pass judgement on 2 minutes but drat
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My Q-Face posted:Wasn't that the Iconians? Don't know what that is and didn't ring a bell from a quick search but no, found it: http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Chase_(episode) quote:[A] holographic image of a humanoid, explaining that her civilization existed in the galaxy alone, thousands of lonely years before any of the others developed. As such, they spread their genetic material to other planets, in the hopes of creating a rich ecosystem of humanoids who could fulfill the joys of finding and integrating with alien cultures that these first beings never had. Most parties seem disgusted at the thought of a common progenitor. These guys.
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Oh yes, The Progenitors.
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The Bible posted:Are Klingon boobs ridged? Asking for a friend, I assume? I...have the same friend. Someone check that TNG porno and report back.
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The progenitor was played by the same actress as the female changeling. All female klingons have cleavage holes in their armor, so it's pretty easy to figure out that big soft ridge-less titties are a thing.
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My Q-Face posted:Oh yes, The Progenitors. Yeah. Them. They should get into them. Lotta possibilities.
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counterfeitsaint posted:All female klingons have cleavage holes in their armor, so it's pretty easy to figure out that big soft ridge-less titties are a thing. I disagree, Klingon underboob and Klingon sideboob are the real undiscovered country.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Klingon underboob and Klingon sideboob are the real undiscovered country. 
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For The Uniform. sisko is committing hella willful war crimes
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Shadow posted:One of the characters should be an Earthican human who's out of place. Also, since the protagonist of the story is one of the officers of the native alien species, we should see everything from his point of view and the human character, whenever he's around, should be regarded as odd. Basically a human Worf. Doesn't fit in with humans when they meet up with a Federation/Earth ship or station, and doesn't really fit in with the native aliens. Wasn't this Farscape?
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Ambrose Burnside posted:For The Uniform. sisko is committing hella willful war crimes Sreb-REN-ica!
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Harveygod posted:Asking for a friend, I assume? I...have the same friend. No. Klingons are vastly different to humans in every way, but this is only physically visible on the head AKA they only want to pay for one set of makeup.
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Klingons killed their God/Creator. Says it all really
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My two star trek series ideas: Star Trek: Odysseys The start of the season opens with crewmen meeting at a bar, celebrating their next assignment together. A small group of them served together in their last disastrous posting that results in their starship/planet/outpost exploding and most of everyone dying, and they tell the story of what happens over the season to their friends. The next season is the survivors from that posting telling the story to the next posting. Star Trek: Wavefront The USS Wavefront, NX-42583, is a new trial by Utopia Planetia Shipyards and the Starfleet Corps of Engineers to staff a ship with its original builders and designers, a totally unique ship that will continue to be modified and improved during its 5 year mission to seek out new life forms, buy or barter some technology off them, and pimp their ride a little more to advance the shipbuilding state-of-the-art. The crew of the Wavefront is therefore about half explorers, people who would ordinarily would be exploring strange new worlds but for the last couple of years have been knee-deep in the design and construction of this bold new experiment, and half builders, who have never really been exposed to the danger and excitement of deep space, who have no idea what they're getting their head into. Half the story would be told in flashback, so while we see the builders experiencing exploration for the very first time, so we get to empathise with them and feel wonder at something that should be special, it's anchored by the career officers trying to adjust to the rough and almost equally stressful conditions of drydock life, dealing for the first time with creative egos clashing to found the friendships and root the technical solutions used in the A plot. Luna-born ex-spy human captain, Andorian first officer, vulcan science chief, female Ferengi conn officer. chaosbreather fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Oct 14, 2015 |
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Ambrose Burnside posted:For The Uniform. sisko is committing hella willful war crimes maybe the maquis shouldn't have started lobbing (ugghhhhhh "biogenic")
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muscles like this? posted:Amazon is making a Galaxy Quest tv show. 
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Figaro posted:Klingons killed their God/Creator. Says it all really the klingon cultural history/ backstory is a lot of fun + works very well for what was effectively writers repeatedly avoiding doing too much extraneous worldbuilding mid-episode
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bobthedinosaur posted:Wasn't this Farscape? I've never watched Farscape. Was the main character non-human, and the side character who was human basically their Worf? Didn't fit in much anywhere, especially with other humans? chaosbreather posted:My two star trek series ideas: quote:Star Trek: Wavefront  Ambrose Burnside posted:the klingon cultural history/ backstory is a lot of fun + works very well for what was effectively writers repeatedly avoiding doing too much extraneous worldbuilding mid-episode Killing their own gods, or gods as humans was a concept of Norse mythology wasn't it?
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Goddamnit, I really want to see the original R-Rated cut of Galaxy Quest. Apparently it was balls-to-the-wall swearing. And more alien sexytimes.
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Figaro posted:Klingons killed their God/Creator. Says it all really And yet they couldn't be arsed to kill their version of Satan. Talk about lazy.
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MikeJF posted:Goddamnit, I really want to see the original R-Rated cut of Galaxy Quest. Apparently it was balls-to-the-wall swearing. And more alien sexytimes. I'm sure it's out there. I'm ashamed to say I've never seen this movie. In the 90s the previews made it seem stupid and I was also getting tired of Tim Allen at the time. Since then it's never come up. 
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MikeJF posted:Goddamnit, I really want to see the original R-Rated cut of Galaxy Quest. Apparently it was balls-to-the-wall swearing. And more alien sexytimes. Also Fred was actually stoned out of his mind the whole time.
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Shadow posted:I'm sure it's out there. I'm ashamed to say I've never seen this movie. In the 90s the previews made it seem stupid and I was also getting tired of Tim Allen at the time. Since then it's never come up. You really should rectify this. It's the one role where Allen didn't play himself, and possibly the only reason he gets live action work anymore.
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