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Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

God this better be good. This will be the most I've ever watched CNN continuously in my entire life.

So far, it's extremely difficult.

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i think this cialis commercial just implied an older couple was going to gently caress in the bathroom at a high school football game

competition with viagra must be fierce

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
All I get on the CNN stream is a black screen, any other streams available?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I'm watching the CNN Go thing and it is just showing me nothing while there's a commercial break. Is that standard?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Donald Trump storms in dressed like Jack Nicholson's Joker followed by balaclava clad armed men and declares his coup effective immediately

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Silly Burrito posted:

What IS Biden's music?
Cotton-Eyed Joe

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Silly Burrito posted:

What IS Biden's music?

Same as stone colds music

E: I would be forever grateful if some goon could photoshop a gif of Biden giving the stone cold stunner to hilldawg

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

i'm a cool kid who doesn't watch TV at all so

are commercial breaks always this long nowadays holy gently caress

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
omg wtf commercials D:

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
"Democratic candidates in one another's face for the first time"

Ugh. gently caress you CNN

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm watching the CNN Go thing and it is just showing me nothing while there's a commercial break. Is that standard?

Yup

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm watching the CNN Go thing and it is just showing me nothing while there's a commercial break. Is that standard?

yup! Its pretty great. You'll still get some commercials sometimes.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

It's really amazing/gross that weapons systems would be marketed right to consumers like that

Hey, we have a right to bear arms.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
CNN blacks out on commercials, I recommend refreshing occasionally in case it gets stuck (it does sometimes)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm watching the CNN Go thing and it is just showing me nothing while there's a commercial break. Is that standard?

Yeah.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol intro is just clinton and bernie

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
God, these intros crack me up.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
If Hillary acted surprised by email question and flubbed a response that would be just exactly as dumb as when Jeb flubbed the "supporting Iraq War" question.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
WOAH GUYS THE WHITE HOUSE IS ON THE LINE!!

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
CLINTON V SANDERS

LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

FIRST ROUND

TONIGHT

LAS VEGAS

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm watching the CNN Go thing and it is just showing me nothing while there's a commercial break. Is that standard?

It sucks. Makes me worried it has broken and I'm missing good stuff!

lol it is CNN I'm not.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
*clip of a Clinton rally*

*clip of a Sanders rally*

*clip of a Clinton rally*

*clip of a Sanders rally*

*clip of a Clinton rally*

*clip of a Sanders rally*

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


That picture of Hillary on her blackberry is still beautiful :allears:

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Lol @ this UFC-syled intro. Just needs a dusty gladiator.

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


wow this is ridiculous... like its a loving wwf match

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
ANGRY WORDS SHOWN!!!

Illusive Fuck Man
Jul 5, 2004
RIP John McCain feel better xoxo 💋 🙏
Taco Defender
fuckin lmao @ this hype music + announcer voice

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
emails check

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Good job CNN, Emails and Clinton within 1 minute.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
holy poo poo this intro

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
hilldog will NOT gently caress sanders in the mud, like rutting woodstock hippies

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx


oh cnn, you keep being you

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
every time CNN finds a way to out dumb themselves, every loving time

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
SOCIALIST TAKE A DRINK

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

is this going to be CNN trying to make drama again?

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

what the gently caress is this

I Dunno
Apr 7, 2014

DONT CARE BUTTON posted:

wow this is ridiculous... like its a loving wwf match

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Yoshifan823 posted:

Shirts that said "I'd rather be a rebel than a slave", which is a quote from Meryl Streep's character.

so are people saying that this implies black people were complicit in their own slavery or what

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

DONT CARE BUTTON posted:

wow this is ridiculous... like its a loving wwf match

Best way

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Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you
I dont know why you guys hate on the people in front of the screen. They're not stupid people.

If anything, you should be hating on the producers who force them to talk about this poo poo endlessly.

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