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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Why aren't they including the candidate's height and weights :argh: make them fightttt

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
... and three other guys, but who cares?

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

This is absolutely terrible. Haha.

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
did I just see someone in a crowd waving an enormous flesh-colored dildo during this dumbass dramatic montage?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Mitt Romney posted:

Good job CNN, Emails and Clinton within 1 minute.

Meanwhile Bernie gets 'oh gee isn't he so cool'

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
LOL. I'll never tire of Hillary's "the world is out to get me" delusions.

You're responsible for your own actions you spoiled brat.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMBBBLLLLEEEE

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Bonus prediction: The non-Hillary/Bernie candidates will get 5 minutes screen time, total

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
AND JOHN CENAAAA

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


No Biden in the intro?

What, is he not running or something? DON'T LET ME DOWN BLITZER

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Are you ready for some debate?! Some Tuesday night debate?!

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat
Man, I wish that Biden had snuck into the debate hall and announced that he wasn't running for President.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Bryter posted:

holy poo poo this intro
Yeah I'm definitely going to wait until this movie hits netflix

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Illusive gently caress Man posted:

fuckin lmao @ this hype music + announcer voice

I'm cracking up

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Is this Monday Night Raw?

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
"James Webb, Lincoln Chafee, and Martin O'Malley are....uh...some guys. Clinton! Sanders! Yeah!"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Mr. Wednesday posted:

did I just see someone in a crowd waving an enormous flesh-colored dildo during this dumbass dramatic montage?

Fuckin hope so

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Jesus, this intro.

BAH GAWD THE SHILL STONE CUTTER!
:bahgawd:

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

i'm confused are they going to debate or box

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

I only kinda like tough fights

I Dunno
Apr 7, 2014

Already trying to bring down the Bernman in the opening

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
so far this election season has broken 0 rules that i am aware of

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
The ground rule double ruined democratic debates

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
is this a debate or iron chef?

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
FROM PARTS UNKNOWN...

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

"the other candidates are trump without the pizazz and the hair" - Hillary Clinton, a serious politician.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

cheese eats mouse posted:

SOCIALIST TAKE A DRINK

this is what the voice in my head has been saying for years

Job Truniht
Nov 7, 2012

MY POSTS ARE REAL RETARDED, SIR
what are the drinking game rules?

Lucas Archer
Dec 1, 2007
Falling...
CNN is so terrible.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

is there an irc for this

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
that was like watching an intro to a football game. jesus christ

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat

Popular Thug Drink posted:

so far this election season has broken 0 rules that i am aware of

Rule 1: No Donalds

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
*lights go out, bell tolls, Joe Biden appears at his podium*

BAH GAWD IT'S THE GAFFEMAN!

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)
Why is there a commercial for the NYSE? Is this a thing that needs to be advertised?

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
Am I watching an episode of Survivor or what with this intro?

Chaffee and Webb gonna team up to vote O'Malley off the podium.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Istvun posted:

Man, I wish that Biden had snuck into the debate hall and announced that he wasn't running for President.

I hope he runs into the Colbert show and does what Colbert fake predicted. Kinda.

Also I got 6 minutes of commercial on the web stream. What the hell.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
ew don lemon

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
This is already so stupid. CNN sucks.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Anderson Cooper really is dreamy, i'd forgotten

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
If Bernie actually brings up the emails I'll lose some respect for him.

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