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DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
Reagan is gonna earn you votes, sure.

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Illusive Fuck Man
Jul 5, 2004
RIP John McCain feel better xoxo 💋 🙏
Taco Defender
i don't think i like jim

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Shorter Lincoln Chafee: "I am incredibly boring."

Joementum where have you been??!?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
And they were never heard from again

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
WHAT ARE MY KIDS' NAMES gently caress

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
Why is this sane and accomplished veteran manly man on the stage for a Democratic Party debate???

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR KIDS.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
why are they so awkward

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
julia is a massage therapist

Seven Force
Nov 9, 2005

WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

--ACTIONS--

SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING

It's like they say the right things but it's so insincere

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
If you looosen his tie does his head deflate a la Mr Mackey in south park?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

please tell us your entire family history jim

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
"chopping cotton" wtf

Job Truniht
Nov 7, 2012

MY POSTS ARE REAL RETARDED, SIR
JULIA IS A MASSAGE THERAPIST

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

lol east arkansas

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Chopping cotton, picking strawberries

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Cornell law school?

i doubt she has a job

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
can't remember his own children lol

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
jim webb looks like a ten year old boy who aged 60 years over night

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"economic fairness and social justice from day 1" from fairtax jim

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol he almost forgot his child's name

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
ok this new guy is like frankenstein's democrat

"I have a record"

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Jim Webb's head looks like a Goldeneye character.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Chafee looks like Ryan Stiles pretending to be Carol Channing.

:chanpop:
That's a good call I see what you are seeing

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
I've seen Inglorious Bastards, the way Jim Webb counts means that he's a German.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
calling it now, o'malley's intro speech will be him repeating his name for 5 minutes

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


make america great again - jim webb

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Webb why are you bragging about your wife and kids, they're not running for president, you are

Illusive Fuck Man
Jul 5, 2004
RIP John McCain feel better xoxo 💋 🙏
Taco Defender
i dont like jim at all

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
"My daughter is massage therapist." Uh ok.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Good job on those names.

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.
"Julia is a massage therapist" ....ok

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Some girl name julia does happy endings or something?

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
thank you for your family breakdown i dont care about

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
stillin school

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
The first thing my wife said to me was "$15 dorrar army man"

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
My niece earns money as a dogwalker.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
Here lies Jim Webb's chances for president.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


"...in a Webb administration"

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

LOOK WHAT MY KIDS DO

you can do it to!

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