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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Bernie comes out strong anti Union not good

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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Whiskey Sours posted:

bernie combed his hair
booooo I wanted mad scientist Bernie

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Why isn't Bernie talking about family and mayoral jobs and such?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Bern it down.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

funzo2226 posted:

Thread is moving too fast stop posting people

i'm helping

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Bernie oh my god kill em

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Bernie is giving his loving stump speech.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
You're not gonna win a loving election on oval office

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

One percent. Is that a drink?

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
"One percent of this country owns 38 percent of the wealth. The bottom 60 percent owns 2.3 percent. We are essentially living in an oligarchy, one that is headed for the edge of the cliff if we do not address the social and economic inequalities that are propelling this downward spiral. How can we ever expect to reclaim the respect and support of the international community when we are starting wars in the name of democracy? When in our own country we are handing out $285 million-dollar severance packages while millions of Americans, even with the Affordable Care Act, remained uninsured? I’m telling you, the warning signs are here, and we must act. My name is Bernie Sanders"

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
THE IRC: It's #poligoon on teh syn irc network

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
what's the over under on how many times sanders let's slip with a Heil Hitler

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Woah, these are big, new statements from Bernie.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
oh god bernie is such an old angry grandpa

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Tell em what the gently caress is up Bern

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Bernie please stop shouting at me

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Sanders looking 100% not presidential.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
loving Sling loving sucks, i'm like 30 seconds beh

BERNIE!!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Have your way with me Bernie.

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
This Bernie Sanders guy is good, and will be our next President.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

chicken man! chicken man!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Corporations are people my friend - Bernie Sanders

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
sanders immediately laying those bricks down

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Youth Decay posted:

Bernie please stop shouting at me

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Bernie you need to introduce yourself on some level

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Rollofthedice posted:

i forgot sanders has an accent

how did you forget that, he sounds like Thurston Howell

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



can he stop screaming

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Holy poo poo this is great.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
the scientific community is unanimous: anime is real

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
But what do your kids do, bruh

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Bernie owns

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
bernie sanders preaching the ecological lebensraum

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

cloud, old man yells at

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

That's one jewy accent.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

dese guys are wasting all of their carefully-rehearsed closing statements in the opening

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Mitt Romney posted:

Sanders looking 100% not presidential.

No kidding.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
High! Obama's America has concentrated wealth into the hands of the few and our politics have become completely corrupt. Please elect me, your harmless hippie grandpa that will totally be different from the current Democrat President.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Campaign Slogan: “One percent of this country owns 38 percent of the wealth. The bottom 60 percent owns 2.3 percent. We are essentially living in an oligarchy, one that is headed for the edge of the cliff if we do not address the social and economic inequalities that are propelling this downward spiral. How can we ever expect to reclaim the respect and support of the international community when we are starting wars in the name of democracy? When in our own country we are handing out $285 million-dollar severance packages while millions of Americans, even with the Affordable Care Act, remained uninsured? I’m telling you, the warning signs are here, and we must act. My name is Bernie Sanders.”

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Brenie's gonna take this entirely on the strength of his Don Cherry impression.

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Bernie you need to introduce yourself on some level

Hi I'm a series of policy positions, how are you?

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