Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Augus
Mar 9, 2015


I can't believe I forgot about the "taking candy from a baby" line. That poo poo is gold.

I also like how even in the worst Sonic games, Eggman is still consistently amazing.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
That song, by the way, is "Entrance of the Gladiators" by Julius Fucik, a remarkably appropriate name for this game.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

I can't believe Shadow is less humane than Akuma.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


It's really bothering me that shadow's good power is basically never useful for anything except the neutral path.

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


Augus posted:

I also like how even in the worst Sonic games, Eggman is still consistently amazing.

Eggman's voice actor Mike Pollock is a blessing upon the Sonic series. I'm glad the executives at Sega were smart enough to keep him even after several cast overhauls.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
Mike Pollock is the only VA who started on Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic X to still be with the series today, and I think that's pretty telling.

Alpha3KV
Mar 30, 2011

Quex Chest
I really love the contrast of Sonic still being as earnest and 90's-kid-cool as he's always been in this game trying so hard to be dark and edgy.

Lemma
Aug 18, 2010
So... uh.... I guess we just forgot all about the ongoing alien invasion? Now we're getting the stolen rings back from Eggman's illegal casino? Is that... going to matter when the monster calling itself BLACK DOOM literally destroys the world??

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

drat, Patamon got UGLY.

Xenoveritas
May 9, 2010
Dinosaur Gum
Wait, why does Disney's Cinderella show up at that cutscene at the end there? Why does Shadow know her? What's going on here? I'm so confused.

(Also watching this LP puts me to sleep. Like, I have to switch to another tab and just listen to stay awake, the gameplay is that boring.)

Dr. Buttass
Aug 12, 2013

AWFUL SOMETHING

Xenoveritas posted:

Wait, why does Disney's Cinderella show up at that cutscene at the end there? Why does Shadow know her? What's going on here? I'm so confused.

(Also watching this LP puts me to sleep. Like, I have to switch to another tab and just listen to stay awake, the gameplay is that boring.)

There's a bunch of Stupid Lore poo poo going on here but the short version is that Disney's Cinderella is Eggman's cousin with some kind of nebulous degenerative disorder which is slowly killing her but doesn't make her look sickly at all because she has to be pretty even though she's like 13 and I can think of zero non-creepy reasons to insist a 13-year-old look pretty when she's sick and dying, and literally everything even remotely related to Shadow and his existence is either equipment for or a byproduct of Gerald's experiments to cure her; a bit like how, in Portal, if you follow the chain of decisionmaking far back enough, the Portal gun somehow arose from developing a better shower curtain.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Xenoveritas posted:

Wait, why does Disney's Cinderella show up at that cutscene at the end there? Why does Shadow know her? What's going on here? I'm so confused.

(Also watching this LP puts me to sleep. Like, I have to switch to another tab and just listen to stay awake, the gameplay is that boring.)

she's gerald's daughter and they used to hang out cause they lived on a weird space station together

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Fortunately Maria was never killed by her undisclosed terminal illness, because she was gunned down by random soldiers instead

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Augus posted:

Fortunately Maria was never killed by her undisclosed terminal illness, because she was gunned down by random soldiers instead

Random unnamed soldier is a hero, fighting disease like that.

Some say he went too far. I say he didn't go too far enough.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
















RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Mr Tastee posted:

I can't believe Shadow is less humane than Akuma.



Hey, Shadow would steal candy from a baby and that's totally cool because babies shouldn't be having sugar anyway, but I don't think he'd be doing "karate" combos on them like everything else.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
shadow the hedgehog fanart: my life's work

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

alcharagia posted:

Mike Pollock is the only VA who started on Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic X to still be with the series today, and I think that's pretty telling.

Sega knows Eggman is the best character in the series and Mike Pollock has made him more popular than ever before, so replacing him would be pretty terrible.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Eggman was awesome in Sonic Unleashed. He's just having so much fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqHxGoFERZw

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

BioEnchanted posted:

Eggman was awesome in Sonic Unleashed. He's just having so much fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqHxGoFERZw

Don't forget his sandwich button.

I wish I had one of those.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
The most meticulously modelled sandwich in video game history. I wanna eat that sandwich. Than again all the food in that game looked loving amazing. That icecream...

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

corn in the bible posted:

she's gerald's daughter and they used to hang out cause they lived on a weird space station together

Granddaughter, but yes.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
Her name is also the default password to everything in GUN and the space station.

Not the letters, the syllables.

Lemma
Aug 18, 2010

PhazonLink posted:

Her name is also the default password to everything in GUN and the space station.

Not the letters, the syllables.

Well to spell the name 'Maria' in Japanese you would only use three letters: マリア. So this one thing actually makes sense. (The syllabary, not that top secret military computers use a three-character password without numbers or special characters.)

FractalSandwich
Apr 25, 2010

Lemma posted:

Well to spell the name 'Maria' in Japanese you would only use three letters: マリア. So this one thing actually makes sense. (The syllabary, not that top secret military computers use a three-character password without numbers or special characters.)
That might be the most realistic and believable thing in the whole Sonic series - there are all kinds of stories from the real world about people in sensitive positions making serious security mistakes. There's a great story in Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! about physical combination locks at military installations - "Safecracker Meets Safecracker".

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


FractalSandwich posted:

That might be the most realistic and believable thing in the whole Sonic series - there are all kinds of stories from the real world about people in sensitive positions making serious security mistakes. There's a great story in Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! about physical combination locks at military installations - "Safecracker Meets Safecracker".

It's also fairly believable that the government would purge a research station by murdering everybody on board but then not take the proper time to dispose of the floating weapon of mass destruction that's pointed at the earth at all times and instead just turning it off and leaving it in orbit. Also believable that they still wouldn't do anything to dispose of it after the first time someone reactivated it and tried to blow up the United States with it.

Xenoveritas
May 9, 2010
Dinosaur Gum

FractalSandwich posted:

That might be the most realistic and believable thing in the whole Sonic series - there are all kinds of stories from the real world about people in sensitive positions making serious security mistakes. There's a great story in Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! about physical combination locks at military installations - "Safecracker Meets Safecracker".

For the longest time, the password on our nuclear warheads, preventing just any chucklehead from arming them and firing them wherever they want, was 00000000.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Xenoveritas posted:

For the longest time, the password on our nuclear warheads, preventing just any chucklehead from arming them and firing them wherever they want, was 00000000.

the story is much more complicated than that. the reason it was all 0s was so that it'd be quick to input the code if things got to the point of actually needing to launch anything. there were many, many, many failsafes to prevent an unauthorized launch. unless the "chucklehead" who was going to arm them was somehow both the president and the head of the joint chiefs of staff at once he wasn't going to be arming any nukes. people who recite that as proof that america was BAD AT SECURITY are loving morons.

Xenoveritas
May 9, 2010
Dinosaur Gum
Well, yes, you'd have to get to the physical missile in the first place. But the concept was less to prevent random people from firing them off and more to prevent the people who had physical access from firing them - essentially to prevent a Doctor Strangelove scenario where a rogue general goes and nukes some random country.

Setting the codes to 00000000 absolutely prevented them from being useful - it's an example of the US first creating a security system and then explicitly avoiding using it.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

corn in the bible posted:

the story is much more complicated than that. the reason it was all 0s was so that it'd be quick to input the code if things got to the point of actually needing to launch anything. there were many, many, many failsafes to prevent an unauthorized launch. unless the "chucklehead" who was going to arm them was somehow both the president and the head of the joint chiefs of staff at once he wasn't going to be arming any nukes. people who recite that as proof that america was BAD AT SECURITY are loving morons.
I will go on record and say that the thought "we need to be like two seconds faster in launching these things to obliterate all life on the planet" after already having circumvented all the failsafes you are talking about is, actually, loving moronic.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

In any case interceptors flew patrols with live nukes at the pilot's disposal.:v:

Dr. Buttass
Aug 12, 2013

AWFUL SOMETHING
There's an oft-mangled quote from...Ben Franklin, possibly, that basically paraphrases "you can have freedom or security, but not both." It takes a special kind of effort to have neither, for no other reason than that you don't actually understand security.

corn in the bible posted:

the story is much more complicated than that. the reason it was all 0s was so that it'd be quick to input the code if things got to the point of actually needing to launch anything. there were many, many, many failsafes to prevent an unauthorized launch. unless the "chucklehead" who was going to arm them was somehow both the president and the head of the joint chiefs of staff at once he wasn't going to be arming any nukes. people who recite that as proof that america was BAD AT SECURITY are loving morons.

You know, I mean, President Skroob never pretended it was a GOOD code, he just told someone to change it. So take that how you will.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
On the other hand, it does ruin the plot to wargames so its unforgivable.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

SelenicMartian posted:

In any case interceptors flew patrols with live nukes at the pilot's disposal.:v:

Don't look up Broken Arrow incidents, God knows how many the Soviets had, but it is a terrifying thought looking at the ~35 reported incidents from America alone

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Dr. Strangelove is a really good movie that everybody should watch at least once

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


:siren: Update Time! :siren:

Being a hero is hard work. After all, sloth is a deadly sin and a hero never sins! The Shadow the Hedgehog developers took this to heart and decided to make the second-to-last level of the Hero path one of the most difficult levels in the game. We have to earn our happy ending!

And it's not even a very good ending, either. :(

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Augus posted:

Dr. Strangelove is a really good movie that everybody should watch at least once

Gentlemen, please! No fighting in the war room!

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Ugh watching those elevators rise uuuup sloooowly is infuriating

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I am the ultimate hedgehog
the most powerful hedgehog
it is who i am

the ultimate chog

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy
I have to imagine in that last ending that Black Doom is just standing off to the side in his final boss arena like "uh, Shadow? Shadow? Are we not- I mean you came all this way- are you just going to beat up the blue thing and leave? ...Well okay, back to taking over the world, I guess."

  • Locked thread