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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Double cheeseburger? I'd hit it.

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

SquadronROE posted:

gently caress safety razors. I tried them for months and always got a worse shave than with a Mach 3. Plus it took longer and left me with so many gaping wounds.

:stare:

You shouldn't be applying pressure. You just sort of move the razor across your face at the angle where 0-pressure works. If you needed pressure, it was to bulge the skin up around the little guard bit to re-angle the hair.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


Mad Monk posted:

"We call ourselves the freedom hikers"

I cringe every time that loving commercial comes on also those terrible texting McDonald's commercials.

McDonalds, and automobile sales advertisements are chief among reasons I'm so glad I abandoned regular television a decade ago.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Mad Monk posted:

"We call ourselves the freedom hikers"

the most punchable voice :argh:

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Accretionist posted:

:stare:

You shouldn't be applying pressure. You just sort of move the razor across your face at the angle where 0-pressure works. If you needed pressure, it was to bulge the skin up around the little guard bit to re-angle the hair.

I've been trying that. As I said I tried for months, but I think my skin may be actively jumping in front of the blade to leave me with a bloody face.

I'll give it a shot again this evening and see how much blood I remove. I'll report back to this, the Safety Razor Discussion Zone, afterwards.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


loving McDonalds will never stop advertising like it's a part of a person's identity. Like they're perpetually jealous that their garbage, unhealthy food doesn't have the insular, conceited loyalist fan clubs that automobiles and pedopheliac anime has. But that doesn't stop them from pretending in advertisements, that they do.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

5er posted:

loving McDonalds will never stop advertising like it's a part of a person's identity. Like they're perpetually jealous that their garbage, unhealthy food doesn't have the insular, conceited loyalist fan clubs that automobiles and pedopheliac anime has. But that doesn't stop them from pretending in advertisements, that they do.

They could probably stop advertising altogether except for when the McRib comes back out and save billions of dollars a year.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

quote:

LPD doesn't provide officers with access to Periscope as an authorized software tool and they didn't have the ability to monitor her actions. One officer took the initiative to download it and open up a personal account in an effort to locate the driver.

"They’re like what’s periscope. Luckily, one of our younger officers was able to figure it out," Gross added.

quote:

The incident has sparked LPD to train their officers on how to use Periscope and emerging technology, so they'll be ready when something else like this occurs.

"It’s probably technology like anything else we’ll look at and probably have selected individuals within the police department will be trained to be able to use it," Gross said.

nomadologique fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Oct 14, 2015

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I just came in here to say at least I'd never be stupid enough to vote for Reagan. What's all this about shaving?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

5er posted:

McDonalds, and automobile sales advertisements are chief among reasons I'm so glad I abandoned regular television a decade ago.

i have never seen a good car commercial. i don't know why or what it is. ya i mean 98% of all commercials are bad, granted, but you'd think that after all these years there would have been one good car commercial. not so.

whoever finally reinvents the car commercial will be a marketing genius and future leader of america.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

nomadologique posted:

whoever finally reinvents the car commercial will be a marketing genius and future leader of america.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IocCC1-jeTY

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
LIKE A ROCK

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upr-SlW9Zkw

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBvR74VUF6o

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
pretty amazing now, in 2015 or whatever year it is, how gay those commercials are

possibly intentionally

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

5er posted:

loving McDonalds will never stop advertising like it's a part of a person's identity. Like they're perpetually jealous that their garbage, unhealthy food doesn't have the insular, conceited loyalist fan clubs that automobiles and pedopheliac anime has. But that doesn't stop them from pretending in advertisements, that they do.

You got to fake it till you make it.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Those commercials unironically own

5er
Jun 1, 2000


nomadologique posted:

i have never seen a good car commercial. i don't know why or what it is. ya i mean 98% of all commercials are bad, granted, but you'd think that after all these years there would have been one good car commercial. not so.

whoever finally reinvents the car commercial will be a marketing genius and future leader of america.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-ZSQDo_mTE

All you need is the first 90 seconds.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

nomadologique posted:

i have never seen a good car commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

nomadologique posted:

i have never seen a good car commercial. i don't know why or what it is. ya i mean 98% of all commercials are bad, granted, but you'd think that after all these years there would have been one good car commercial. not so.

whoever finally reinvents the car commercial will be a marketing genius and future leader of america.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-3HEyR-c3M

and the special youtube remix version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJCmPKaYN8

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



nomadologique posted:

i have never seen a good car commercial. i don't know why or what it is. ya i mean 98% of all commercials are bad, granted, but you'd think that after all these years there would have been one good car commercial. not so.

whoever finally reinvents the car commercial will be a marketing genius and future leader of america.

Truth in advertising, for better or worse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiBNtGSzrp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hYM8QYkajY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY-D-GPosPM

But ol' boy George kicking rear end for America is pretty rad.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

this was good basically until the narration, good job loving it up dodge

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

lol

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

quote:

Potato in the Post was conceived by Adrian Nantchev in August 2015. It was created as a way for people to express themselves, to not be bland and a way of standing out of the crowd. Besides, cards are too mainstream, boring and too much of the same-old-same-old.............Imagine the possibilities with sending a message on a potato to your friends or family. It is truly out of the ordinary, cannot be forgotten and the message sticks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9KwJI8kj4M

Edit- posting the link to the website is helpful

http://potatointhepost.com/

Rondette fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Oct 15, 2015

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



WHERE HAS THE HUMAN CONNECTION GONE? Stare at this shirtless man to find out.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
The Bethesda RPG conversation experience.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
an hour of unwavering eye contact makes ppl fall in love

when you see that there's actually anothe rhuman being inside there, you just can't help yourself

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4LI_EqnJq8

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Aw yeah, another TIME millenials cover story



quote:

On a playground in San Francisco, 4-year-old Astral Defiance Hayes takes a stick and writes his name in the sand. His twin brother Defy Aster Hayes whizzes around their father.

When the boys pause for snack time, Lucas, 33, a tattooed stay-at-home dad, peels each of them a banana. One of them balks. “You don’t want it? But I opened it for you.” Lucas caves and pivots to some raw walnut pieces.

:suicide:

http://time.com/help-my-parents-are-millennials-cover-story/

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Astral and Defy :cripes:

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I remember a time when people weren't giving their kids stupid names

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Xaris posted:

Names proposed include: the TwoKays or 2K's (born after 2000), the Conflict Generation (the generation that grew up during the time of the Iraq War and War in Afghanistan), Generation i (or iGeners and iGens), @generation, the Swipe Generation, the Tweennials, and Screeners.

lol

tweenials is good--perfectly demeaning i like it

Generation anti-vaX

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ZeeBoi posted:

Aw yeah, another TIME millenials cover story




Whiny Old Person Magazine

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

5er posted:

loving McDonalds will never stop advertising like it's a part of a person's identity. Like they're perpetually jealous that their garbage, unhealthy food doesn't have the insular, conceited loyalist fan clubs that automobiles and pedopheliac anime has. But that doesn't stop them from pretending in advertisements, that they do.

I am not joking when I say that McDonald's advertising strategy appears to be specifically aimed at FOB immigrants and literal retarded people.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

plain blue jacket posted:

I remember a time when people weren't giving their kids stupid names

You only think that because your upraising contextualized those names for you as 'normal' when in fact they were extremely stupid.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Pick posted:

Whiny Old Person Magazine

Don't be jealous that they can afford magazines

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

plain blue jacket posted:

I remember a time when people weren't giving their kids stupid names

I don't

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Millennial spotted.

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
wonder what goon opinions on black people names are like

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