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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/youngling
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=Youngling

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youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!
Wasn't that just because the MPAA would get on them if they said he was murdering children?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
In other words the MPAA is fine with child murder as long as it's called something else. That does sound like them.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Grimlook posted:

Hahahha first appearance in Starwars IV: a new hope

I vaguely remember something about Lucas telling Fisher that "there are no bras in space" when explaining her costume to her.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Grendels Dad posted:

I vaguely remember something about Lucas telling Fisher that "there are no bras in space" when explaining her costume to her.

Lots of *cough* plutonium nyborg though.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Grendels Dad posted:

I vaguely remember something about Lucas telling Fisher that "there are no bras in space" when explaining her costume to her.
It wasn't just Lucas being a giant perv though, he backed it up with science some guff about bras strangling people in zero gravity.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Pilchenstein posted:

It wasn't just Lucas being a giant perv though, he backed it up with science some guff about bras strangling people in zero gravity.

I don't recall any instances of zero or micro gravity in those movies though. You'd think targetting the gravity array or whatever would come up once in a while but I guess it's hidden real good behind the shield generators.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Anosmoman posted:

I don't recall any instances of zero or micro gravity in those movies though. You'd think targetting the gravity array or whatever would come up once in a while but I guess it's hidden real good behind the shield generators.

Hiding stuff behind the shield generators is a bad idea because in Star Wars space battles the shield generators are always the first thing to go. Logic dictates that the gravity machine be placed somewhere on the ship that's not protected by any shields whatsoever.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Grendels Dad posted:

I vaguely remember something about Lucas telling Fisher that "there are no bras in space" when explaining her costume to her.

She's also said how the slave Leia costume didn't really do a good job of covering anything up while sitting down so she was constantly exposing herself to Anthony Daniels, since C3PO stood behind her in the Jabba scenes.

Greggy
Apr 14, 2007

Hands raw with high fives.

muscles like this? posted:

She's also said how the slave Leia costume didn't really do a good job of covering anything up while sitting down so she was constantly exposing herself to Anthony Daniels, since C3PO stood behind her in the Jabba scenes.

And she could always tell when he was sneaking a peek too, because she'd hear the metallic "plink" of his boner hitting the inside of the costume.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Anosmoman posted:

I don't recall any instances of zero or micro gravity in those movies though.
It's almost as if it's not a very good excuse. Though it would be amusing to see him make a new special edition where everyone is floating. :v:

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Grendels Dad posted:

I vaguely remember something about Lucas telling Fisher that "there are no bras in space" when explaining her costume to her.

I remember reading that but in reference to Fisher not wearing a bra under her normal white Leia costume. He didn't want a bra maybe showing up through the material but to stop her from "jiggling", as she put it, the costume department strapped her breast back.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Just the one?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm not a fan of when horror movies show night vision of their audiences freaking out.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Gaunab posted:

I'm not a fan of when horror movies show night vision of their audiences freaking out.

In like, the trailers? Do they put that into the actual films now?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Krinkle posted:

In like, the trailers? Do they put that into the actual films now?

Good horror movies that show the audience during the movie: Gremlins 2
Bad horror movies that don't: all the rest

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Krinkle posted:

In like, the trailers? Do they put that into the actual films now?

I meant with advertising on TV and such. Sorry if that was unclear.

Esroc
May 31, 2010

Goku would be ashamed of you.
Agents of SHIELD is once again pushing a "powers are a curse!" storyline. As if there's a human alive who wouldn't be stoked to have badass superpowers.

In fact any storyline in any media that involves someone exceptional just wanting to be "normal" is ridiculous since wanting to be special is something that's ingrained into the human psyche.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I wouldn't mind that kind of storyline if they weren't so contrived in order to make powers a burden. They'd work better if the powers had actual downsides instead of "man he can fly and have super strength but I guess he can't get a gf/bf because of it!"

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Esroc posted:

Agents of SHIELD is once again pushing a "powers are a curse!" storyline. As if there's a human alive who wouldn't be stoked to have badass superpowers.

In fact any storyline in any media that involves someone exceptional just wanting to be "normal" is ridiculous since wanting to be special is something that's ingrained into the human psyche.

I feel the same way every time I watch Boogie Nights.

Fragmented
Oct 7, 2003

I'm not ready =(

Esroc posted:

Agents of SHIELD is once again pushing a "powers are a curse!" storyline. As if there's a human alive who wouldn't be stoked to have badass superpowers.

In fact any storyline in any media that involves someone exceptional just wanting to be "normal" is ridiculous since wanting to be special is something that's ingrained into the human psyche.

Except getting hunted by government agencies is a pretty bad curse. What good is electricity manipulation or TK or "melt almost any matter" powers if that's your life? Only Superman and a few handful more are beyond that.

Edit: Idiot disclaimer I know Supes is DC. If its marvel only that list goes way down.

Fragmented has a new favorite as of 02:40 on Oct 16, 2015

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm

Esroc posted:

Agents of SHIELD is once again pushing a "powers are a curse!" storyline. As if there's a human alive who wouldn't be stoked to have badass superpowers.

In fact any storyline in any media that involves someone exceptional just wanting to be "normal" is ridiculous since wanting to be special is something that's ingrained into the human psyche.

To be fair, Daisy totally loves her powers and is 100% on the "Powers are awesome" train.

Plus, Inhumans getting powers with really horrible side-effects has been a thing since forever.

Granted, I say all of this not having seen the latest episode yet so it's entirely possible Daisy is suddenly hating her ability to vibrate a forest to pieces.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Esroc posted:

So he thought he could learn a few darkside tricks from Palpatine before killing him again. But he then realized he was wrong, the dark side was a "thing" and could corrupt a Jedi who tried to skirt the line between light and dark, so he abandoned that plan and fought Palpatine.

You accidentally wrote Palpatine, even though he died at the end of Return of the Jedi!

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
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Jerusalem posted:

You accidentally wrote Palpatine, even though he died at the end of Return of the Jedi!

He fought a clone. Duh!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


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Jerusalem posted:

You accidentally wrote Palpatine, even though he died at the end of Return of the Jedi!


Aleph Null posted:

He fought a clone. Duh!

Many clones, apparently.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Esroc posted:

Agents of SHIELD is once again pushing a "powers are a curse!" storyline. As if there's a human alive who wouldn't be stoked to have badass superpowers.

In fact any storyline in any media that involves someone exceptional just wanting to be "normal" is ridiculous since wanting to be special is something that's ingrained into the human psyche.
It's especially annoying when it's someone who could totally ignore their powers if they wanted but still act like it's this huge burden. If you look like a normal person and no one can tell you're not until you start levitating or whatever, then maybe just don't do that. Problem solved.

EmmyOk posted:

I wouldn't mind that kind of storyline if they weren't so contrived in order to make powers a burden. They'd work better if the powers had actual downsides instead of "man he can fly and have super strength but I guess he can't get a gf/bf because of it!"
Then it goes the other way where everyone acts like Rogue's this huge traitor to her kind if she wants to be normal, but her power actually is terrible and no sane person would want it.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Polaron posted:

To be fair, Daisy totally loves her powers and is 100% on the "Powers are awesome" train.

Plus, Inhumans getting powers with really horrible side-effects has been a thing since forever.

Granted, I say all of this not having seen the latest episode yet so it's entirely possible Daisy is suddenly hating her ability to vibrate a forest to pieces.

Woman with vibrating powers loves them, big surprise.

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

oldpainless posted:

Penis can turn to stone and become invulnerable but ain't no one wanna suck it.

There would be someone. There's always someone...

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Gaunab posted:

I meant with advertising on TV and such. Sorry if that was unclear.
Yeah I'm irrationally annoyed by any movie ads that aren't just a pure trailer or tv spot, like audience leaving the theater impressions and night vision audiences and that poo poo, though for me the worst offender was...I think Zack and Mirri Make a Porno (or whatever that's called, either that or some other similarly lovely comedy) were some of the ads were just lovely little sketches completely disconnected from the film's universe, like if you were advertising an energy drink or a candy bar and not a movie. Just dudes in an office like "Oh man did you hear about this movie? It's supposed to be pretty crazy"

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

I am extremely irritated by exorcism movies. I watched the Exorcism of Emily Rose yesterday and found myself going 'shhhhhhh' at the TV like an angry librarian whenever the non stop screaming got too much. I also find the whole screaming with a big mouth, contorting, speaking in Latin, scratching up the walls as though human nails can tear into wallpaper like a cat etc to be incredibly goofy. (I exclude the Exorcist from this because that is genuinely a good movie)

I am also a massive hypocrite because I will watch any found footage film and totally get into it.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Dr Scoofles posted:

I am extremely irritated by exorcism movies. I watched the Exorcism of Emily Rose yesterday and found myself going 'shhhhhhh' at the TV like an angry librarian whenever the non stop screaming got too much. I also find the whole screaming with a big mouth, contorting, speaking in Latin, scratching up the walls as though human nails can tear into wallpaper like a cat etc to be incredibly goofy. (I exclude the Exorcist from this because that is genuinely a good movie)

I am also a massive hypocrite because I will watch any found footage film and totally get into it.

It always kind of bothers me how they always pick some major king of hell demon or a sumerian god or something to do the possessing, but they all get their asses easily kicked after showing off their powers which almost always consist of just levitating and tossing people around a bit while yelling latin at the priest. It just seems to me that if you are going to say some god-like thing is back on earth, have it do more than twist a girl's neck around and creep people out for a while.

Also it seems like the exorcist is always a "questioning my faith" priest who falters at first but then finds it again just in time.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Yeah if I was an ancient evil I don't think I'd lay around all day loving myself with a cross in front of a priest. I'd want to get out in the world and do majorly evil things and shoot lighting out of my hands because. But they never have any actual powers that do anything and they just chill till the priest says the right words or whatever. Horror movies in general are pretty irrationally irritating.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Tiggum posted:

It's especially annoying when it's someone who could totally ignore their powers if they wanted but still act like it's this huge burden. If you look like a normal person and no one can tell you're not until you start levitating or whatever, then maybe just don't do that. Problem solved.

Then it goes the other way where everyone acts like Rogue's this huge traitor to her kind if she wants to be normal, but her power actually is terrible and no sane person would want it.

I like that in more recent comics they have picked up on this, like there is a guy whose power is that he has eyes all over his body and I think he even has a few sour conversations with mutants who look like supermodels and have bothersome powers such as "controls the weather."

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Star Wars would be R-Rated if R2 or Chewie got subtitles.

And now I really need to see a fanedit with extremely vulgar subtitles every time those two make a sound.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Harton posted:

Yeah if I was an ancient evil I don't think I'd lay around all day loving myself with a cross in front of a priest. I'd want to get out in the world and do majorly evil things and shoot lighting out of my hands because. But they never have any actual powers that do anything and they just chill till the priest says the right words or whatever. Horror movies in general are pretty irrationally irritating.

About the only movie that got the whole "evil thing on earth causing trouble" feeling right (to me)was The Possession. The dibbuk was supposed to be this evil gnome/imp troublemaker thing, and basically it wasn't like GALACTIC LEVEL OMEGA BAD DEMON DEVIL TRAPPED IN A WEE GIRLS BODY like 99% of the horror movies out there.

It was just this creepy loving thing stuck in a wee girl's body that did mean poo poo that was little and not like, affecting the weather patterns of the globe or levitating or anything. Wasn't out for world domination or anything, just wanted to gently caress with people.

I can't remember the movie off the top of my head, but the one with Anthony Hopkins as a priest was decent, but only because it had that scene where he was possessed and just pimpslapped that little girl who was wandering around.

I can't get into the possession movies that much any more though. No matter how well the found footage idea is done, or how badly *COUGHthepyramidCOUGH* the idea that there is LITERAL PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH or that GHOSTS ARE REAL or DEMONS EXIST would be blasted all over youtube the picosecond some weird poo poo happened. It's getting harder and harder to ignore that idea.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Grendels Dad posted:

I like that in more recent comics they have picked up on this, like there is a guy whose power is that he has eyes all over his body and I think he even has a few sour conversations with mutants who look like supermodels and have bothersome powers such as "controls the weather."

Not read comics in forever, but was that a Morrison run? I know I read one where some fish kid was lamenting the fact that he was a loving fish and for every Wolverine or Colossus you have some tub of gak with a central nervous system who can't do anything bar poo poo out pellets of salt.

for a real life example the show "Undatables" started off showing how this dating agency would get kids with Down syndrome and facial deformities dates, but by season two they had handsome dudes on there who had nervous ticks and even worse a handsome albino goth who hadn't had a date in, shock horror, 6 months.

Tell that to the fella whose lips are falling off his chin that, you bellend.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

There's a Warren Ellis miniseries called No Hero where the process that makes superheroes goes spectacularly wrong and the newest recruit to the hero team ends up with no skin and his dick falling off. It doesn't do his state of mind or the team's public image any good.

If you're gonna look for it, read on after issue 5 at your own risk, because as much as I like good old Warren, he completely lost his mind on this one.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Grendels Dad posted:

I like that in more recent comics they have picked up on this, like there is a guy whose power is that he has eyes all over his body and I think he even has a few sour conversations with mutants who look like supermodels and have bothersome powers such as "controls the weather."

I'm always reminded of this throwaway line in the original X-Men cartoon. There's riots, people hunting mutants, buildings getting wrecked and poo poo and this poor blue guy with freakish features and a big nose desperately exclaims: "I just look like this. I can't even do anything." I only saw it once, maybe two decades ago, and it stuck with me ever since.


Tiggum posted:

It's especially annoying when it's someone who could totally ignore their powers if they wanted but still act like it's this huge burden. If you look like a normal person and no one can tell you're not until you start levitating or whatever, then maybe just don't do that. Problem solved.

To be fair, aside from the who government/evil organizations hunting you, that only becomes an option once you've learned to control your power. They always make a big deal of people not being able to help themselves and burn their house down, melt their best friend, whatever.

I mean, as awesome as being able to fly would be, it would kind of suck to just float away one moment in class in high school, or turn invisible when you're stressed during a test or whatever.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
That was one of the reasons I liked Heroes before the writing went completely to poo poo.

Everyone who figured out they had powers had to go through this sort of "training" idea where just bad poo poo happened and they were hosed by it.

The main dude flying out of his convertible, leaving his wife to get paralyzed in a car crash, the dude who got high as gently caress and did paintings of the future but had no idea what they meant, the power sponge guy who just picked up whatever random poo poo power people had when he was near them with no idea on how to turn it on or off.

Powers seem like they'd be fun to have, but god drat if the cool ones wouldn't be a bitch and a half to figure out how to control em. Oh, you are suddenly really strong? Sucks that you found out when you went to pet your cat. You can control the weather? Suck that you got pissed off and caused a tornado that killed a few people. You can read minds? Good luck learning to turn that poo poo off.

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