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The Indians call it "Maize".
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You guys gotta cut this out
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Oct 13, 2015 05:10
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redweird posted:You guys gotta cut this out 
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Oct 13, 2015 15:53
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Flintstones chewable cummies
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vyst posted:Flintstones chewable cummies I've found Cummi Bears to be a better value than the Flintstones but ymmv.
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Oct 13, 2015 22:25
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redweird posted:You guys gotta cut this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY ... 
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Oct 13, 2015 22:53
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 Won't cuck 0/10
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Oct 14, 2015 01:35
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Occupation: cuck holder
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Oct 14, 2015 02:14
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sorry to bother you, but can you hold this for a minute? thanks
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Oct 14, 2015 02:15
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Oct 14, 2015 02:35
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"I'm just a normal woman"
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Oct 14, 2015 02:49
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What is a "unicorn" in this context?
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Someone who may be a woman with purple hair or may be a brony with a wig on, I can't tell posted:I'm aromantic and asexual. Basically, I'm unfuckable!
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cmndstab posted:What is a "unicorn" in this context? single female willing to participate in an MMF, if I'm not mistaken.
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Otisburg posted:single female willing to participate in an MMF, if I'm not mistaken. wouldn't MFF be a better threesome to advertise? i mean unless you and your bro are sharing a profile explicitly for MMF threesomes (which isn't gay)
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Oct 14, 2015 07:20
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just wanna pound some vag while looking deep into the eyes of my best friend
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Oct 14, 2015 07:20
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A 'unicorn' is a woman who'll participate in a threesome with a couple. I think it means they're rare or something, but given the relative lack in quality of couples who trawl for poon on okcupid or whatever...
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Business Gorillas posted:wouldn't MFF be a better threesome to advertise? i mean unless you and your bro are sharing a profile explicitly for MMF threesomes (which isn't gay) You're right, I typed it out wrong.
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Oct 14, 2015 07:36
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Business Gorillas posted:just wanna pound some vag while looking deep into the eyes of my best friend love to pound a broad while gently caressing a mate's face
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Oct 14, 2015 19:56
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Thank you for being a friend
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Oct 14, 2015 19:56
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do you want to go out and get some brews and maybe share a blowjob later?
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Oct 14, 2015 20:00
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Ooh, spitroasting? Cool, man, I'm hungry.
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Oct 14, 2015 20:19
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A True Marriage : A True Wonderful Handsome White UHNW Gentleman Ref ID: ceb3462f-d558-454e-8235-0808ece67292 When someone special lights up your heart in life, distance is not an issue. I don't mind to move out of Hong Kong or stay in Hong Kong for marriage. I am looking for a true wonderful handsome white ultra high net worth gentleman who I can rely on, leading to a healthy marriage anytime soon & then a family. We can relocate & live in somewhere very safe, peaceful, clean, beautiful; travel & stay in different places. You have the understanding of monogamous & commitment. You can cherish, protect, spoil & care for me unconditionally; most of all is truly love me. You have the husband materials with kindness & your warmest heart, you can treat me nicely. You are trustworthy & responsible. I know what I want & what I don't want. You can do what I need & want with prompt fast actions take & good intentions. IMPORTANT : There is no need to have any abusers, cyber bullies & weird people in my life & our marriage. I am not looking for high-risk partners, I don't seek someone who cares about himself more than me for the rest of my life. I have seen many illegal southeast Asian women - illegal immigrants and expats are cheating a lot. ** I am -------- -- I am a nice Hong Kong born oriental Asian woman in my early 40's year old, I've never been married without kids, I am real, single, beautiful, attractive, trustworthy, honest, straight, affection & family oriented. I look younger than my actual age probably with genes related. -- I am 5 ft 5" in height with a trend short haircut (either long or short hairstyle that looks fine for me), black-brown-dark blue colored eyes, slender. I am comfortable with smart-casual clothing to classy stylish. I could be the 9 in the room, depends on what I wear. -- I am located in a Hong Kong Island side close to the ocean & nice mountains. I enjoy good times in clean, peaceful, cozy & nice places with good & waterfront view. I love playing with my family's lovely sweetheart as long as she is happy & beloved. I just don't seem to have too much sports energy & genes. -- I like simple-classy-chic custom designs, fine arts, elegant & beautiful things, perfume, flowers, SPA, shopping, techno light music, cinema, yachts, dogs, etc. -- I have table manners. I like dining out at different good restaurants of international cuisines (except super oily cuisine). Sometimes I like to cook different types of Western or Asian foods. I am not a vegetarian or a super fan of organic food. I like healthy & refreshing drinks, sorbet, herbs, fresh fruits & juice. -- I am healthy, DD free, a non-smoker & never used drugs; I am not a high-risk person. I drink occasionally at the gatherings (just a glass of wine / beer / a good cocktail). I am not a drunkard because I don't suffer from alcoholism & drugs. I am not interested in sitting in the passenger seat with any drunk drivers. -- I am an agnostic. I have traveled and/or lived overseas, including nice places in Europe, Australia, USA, Asia, etc. I speak English with mixed accent & a bit of other languages. -- I have neither the ancestors of Indian, Black, South Asians, West Asians or Southeast Asian people, nor Jews / Christian / Buddhist / Islamist / Indian tradition ideas, religions & cultures. I ain't keen staying either crowded & noisy places especially a ghetto, occupied by minority groups. I ain't keen on living either in the locations of war bone, bone-chilling cold, desert, snowy mountains, heavy rain storms, air pollution, heat wave, earthquake, tsunami, hurricane. I am not interested in getting involved with any mafias activities, gun violence, political allies' issues, protest matches, extra-marital affairs, transsexual people & gay matters, drug dealers, wars, racism problem, wild & weird animals, religions matters, maniacs, terrorist groups, refugees or illegal immigrants' activities. Please don't attempt to drag me to competitions, climbing, hiking, farming, camping, hunting, dangerous activities, weird events & wild animals. I dislike the most disgusting looking insects, mosquitoes, flies, snakes, frogs & rats around & the smell of deet. ** You are -------- -- You are white, an agnostic, genuine, clean cut, handsome, good teeth, clean shaven, at least 6 ft in height, acceptable age range around 38 - 50s years old, not looking for a generation gap. You are healthy, DD free, non smoker; you don't suffer from alcoholism & drugs. You are emotionally & mentally stable. You do not often hang out in nightlife districts, not a drunkard & you wouldn't come home drunk as a lord. You are not a workaholic or a disabled person. -- You wear men's clothing (comfortable, decent, tidy, suitable, smart-casual or classy) as far as you feel comfortable & look good. You don't often wear suits. You are not into a beard fashion, you are not half bald. You are athletic, don't have too much abdominal fat. You are neither a sports fan for all sports channels, nor an athlete or an executive in sports. -- You are very single without emotional baggage. You are heterosexual - a one woman man, uncomplicated, affectionate, very respectful, well-mannered, marriage minded with a positive direction, genuine, generous, gentle, romantic. You are easy going, loving, caring & understanding. You are easy to talk to but also serious. You are family oriented with moral; you can respect & take really good care of me in every aspect. You can be honest with me. -- You are financially extremely strong & secured. You can share your net worth, real estate, capital, trust assets, etc. to ensure our family's good prospects & security. You can open the joint bank accounts without delay, apply the supplementary centurion black card & bank cards for me & family members without delay. You have luxury homes by the sea & a super yacht for our marriage & a family. --You can propose the diamond ring very soon & then we'll select our wedding ring & arrange the wedding. You would like to have our beautiful & cute children either a son or a daughter. You can become a good father & uncle perfect who will play with our family children & they will adore you that is the greatest love. You can appreciate me who can stay at home by being with you. You would hire better quality helpers to take care of a family & the children, that's common. Fine dining, drinks, luxury shopping, going out, weekend getaways, travel to very nice places & stay together. Chemistry & attraction has to be there. You believe you can be the right man who meets my criteria & fulfill all of my requirements that I described as above. Please write back & send your decent photos, full name, contact address, tel. no., email address; tell me about yourself so I'll send you my e-card. We can also talk on the phone. I should be able to have a true marriage with the right man when you can meets my criteria and ready for marriage. ---This is a 100% real & legit marriage advert.---
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You have to be young to land poo poo like that, good luck old Asian lady, you have thousands of competitors that are around twenty years old lol
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caberham posted:A True Marriage : A True Wonderful Handsome White UHNW Gentleman Where's the pic bro e: lol http://hongkong.asiaxpat.com/personals/women-wanting-men/ mitztronic fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Oct 14, 2015 |
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Oct 14, 2015 21:07
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This is so weird, if not for the ridiculously unrealistic requests, then the diction and syntax. I don't know anyone that uses &'s in prose, and midway through she started using ain't like the was some hillbilly from the American south. Also,  is a location of war bone?
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Oct 14, 2015 21:09
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caberham posted:You can open the joint bank accounts without delay, apply the supplementary centurion black card & bank cards for me & family members without delay. This is my favorite part. Not only do you have to provide for all of her gold digging needs, you have to do so for her family members as well. Without delay! Sadly, there are guys out there who would do this.
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jfood posted:A 'unicorn' is a woman who'll participate in a threesome with a couple.
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If you are chatting with a person of interest online, how soon would you feel comfortable meeting in person? A: A few weeks “Unfortunately, the only people I've come across whom I'd be truly interested in meeting seem to live at great distances. Granted, I'm a very odd bird for my area.  ”
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My self-summary Ok can anybody read? First off if you don't have pics don't message me. That's only fair bc you get to see who you are talking to. Second, if you are not white please don't message me or visit..I'm flattered but not into interracial. Thanks! I'm bout ready to give up on ever finding anyone on here... Well I'm a down to earth country girl, love to fish,camp, boat, hunt, hike, lay in the bed of the truck and watch the stars....you name it anything out doors.....love sports, football, baseball pro and college, Colts n Purdue and highschool area teams....I'm a mother of 3, one boy and 2 girls, I try and spend as much quality time with them as I can....been a single mom for a long time...the past few years have been rough...trying to get me back while putting my kids first.. Every picture, but one she's in sunglasses. She cross-eyed in the other one.
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DisgracelandUSA posted:This is so weird, if not for the ridiculously unrealistic requests, then the diction and syntax. I don't know anyone that uses &'s in prose, and midway through she started using ain't like the was some hillbilly from the American south. Also, I ain't keen
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BgRdMchne posted:If you are chatting with a person of interest online, how soon would you feel comfortable meeting in person? i dont get people like this or people who you're talking to and they ghost you as soon as you bring up the idea of meeting up in a public place
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Oct 15, 2015 02:38
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catfish the really sophisticated ones will rent a DID number in your area code quote:
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Oct 15, 2015 02:58
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quote:27 • <redacted> Non-binary, Genderqueer, Gender Nonconforming, Genderfluid, Agender Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Oct 15, 2015 |
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Oct 15, 2015 03:14
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i live in a collective house and it's the best.
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caberham posted:black-brown-dark blue colored eyes kay
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Oct 15, 2015 03:50
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Shumagorath posted:
quote:Ludacris/Liz Phair/Lucinda Williams the completely out of nowhere inclusion of Liz Phair on this person's profile is freaking me out
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Oct 15, 2015 03:52
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precision posted:the completely out of nowhere inclusion of Liz Phair on this person's profile is freaking me out gently caress and run.
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Oct 15, 2015 03:56
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precision posted:the completely out of nowhere inclusion of Liz Phair on this person's profile is freaking me out It's literally Liz Phair's OKC profile. nah, it's just a safe, 90's Third Wave Feminist lady musician choice, like Sinead O'Connor or Fionna Apple. If she really wanted to impress some lesbians, she'd list Chalk Circle or the Bush Tetras or something.
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Oct 15, 2015 04:04
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Since she likes Ludacris she ought to be name dropping the Yeastie Girls and Consolidated
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caberham posted:I am looking for a true wonderful handsome white ultra high net worth gentleman
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