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MonoAus posted:The men swearhouse sounds like a fun place to be. Goddamn right. It is a motherfucking awesome place to chill the gently caress out.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 14:58 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:What actually happened: 7-year-olds laughed at a girl saying "titi". I was rolling my eyes until I came to that part. That definitely had to have happened
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 18:35 |
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 02:39 |
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Decrepus posted:realtalk this could be 100% true You truly have Nostalgia 4 Butts.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 05:18 |
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gasp!
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 05:37 |
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JFC.quote:Stop This Cretinous Behaviour
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 07:15 |
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We looked it up one day some time ago.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 07:36 |
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Even if that happened they still both deserved the detentions for disrupting the class by asking a question they already knew the answer to.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 07:40 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:Even if that happened they still both deserved the detentions for disrupting the class by asking a question they already knew the answer to. They deserved detention for being smug assholes.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 07:46 |
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Smart-alec ? Swot? Speak English you loving brit.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 08:12 |
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Everyone deserves detention, also kids need to get off PYF goons' lawns.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 10:34 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Smart-alec ? Swot? Speak English you loving brit. They went to school in 1925 they did, cor blimey mistah, he was right rude to that teacher he was. The funny thing is, I actually went to a Church school, in that the Church of England funded my school so I had to go to church every friday and do a lot of charity events and none of my teachers were like this, if anything we had a lot of Goth/Punk students there.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 12:16 |
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quote:Yesterday after shopping in our local supermarket, I was in the queue at the Check Out, and heard when the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment. and that little old lady was Albert Einstein and everybody in the queue stood up and applauded.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 20:16 |
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drat that's the first right-wing STDH in a while, and of course it's about how much better things used to be and how awesome old people are.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 20:19 |
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Stoatbringer posted:and that little old lady was Albert Einstein and everybody in the queue stood up and applauded. The worst part is that they never close the quote from the old lady so I thought all the text was from her and not the other person's comment
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 20:27 |
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they never mention the old people who were inventors responsilbe for creating modern conveniencesPostal Parcel posted:The worst part is that they never close the quote from the old lady so I thought all the text was from her and not the other person's comment
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 20:40 |
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A lot of that rant boils down to "technology is bad because it uses electricity, and producing electricity hurts the environment" which is pretty much missing the forest for the trees.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 21:11 |
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hyperhazard posted:A lot of that rant boils down to "technology is bad because it uses electricity, and producing electricity hurts the environment" which is pretty much missing the forest for the trees. Yeah. And a 40'' LED TV uses less energy than a 16'' CRT.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 21:22 |
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Tunicate posted:Yeah. And a 40'' LED TV uses less energy than a 16'' CRT. But a CRT doubles as a room heater!
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 21:59 |
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Stoatbringer posted:and that little old lady was Albert Einstein and everybody in the queue stood up and applauded. ... When we were kids. Then we grew up and invented plastic bags, electric dryers, the suburb, gutted transportation funding.... And then the hypothetical old person I'm responding to started crying and ran out of the room
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 22:38 |
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A handkerchief (remember those? Yeah, disgusting snot rags infused with the bodily fluids of a dozen colds and flus, that required shitloads of soap and water to clean and still were pretty unhygienic?). Those sure were the days!
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 23:20 |
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The part that annoys me the most is her going on about paper bags and how they recycled them. If she knows that's good to do why wasn't she doing it? The whole point of the story was that the cashier was telling her to bring her to not use the plastic bags. It also completely ignores the huge amount of environmental damage that was done just to list a small amount of things that may have been better then. That said, this isn't really STDH in my opinion. Whoever posted it clearly meant it as a moronic parable, not something that actually happened.
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 02:10 |
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MonoAus posted:That said, this isn't really STDH in my opinion. Whoever posted it clearly meant it as a moronic parable, not something that actually happened. I envy your ability to have this belief
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 02:25 |
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I'm one of those gosh darn millennials, and I remember at least half of that stuff. Anyway content
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 03:07 |
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How could they spell "restaurant" correctly in the title but gently caress it up so bad in the hashtag...department?
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 03:30 |
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That could easily have come from my STDH generator it's so generic.
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 04:02 |
MonoAus posted:That could easily have come from my STDH generator it's so generic. quote:
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 04:33 |
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MonoAus posted:That could easily have come from my STDH generator it's so generic. Link please?
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 06:10 |
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The cousin dating one. Classic. I did start work on making a new one by the way.
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 06:11 |
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Samizdata posted:Link please? No link. I wrote it in C# about a year ago or something. It has since been lost in a HD failure (I think).
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 06:15 |
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 06:55 |
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quote:Son - I do.
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 07:09 |
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goose fleet posted:And that Son was... King of Thebes
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 07:14 |
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There is nothing mums find more empowering than being told by a roomful of strangers that they'd totally gently caress her, given a chance. What actually happened: Son: Ew mum no one wants to gently caress you Dad: I do Me: I do Dad: *stares at me* What the gently caress man Me: *goes home and writes about how nice I was for wanting to gently caress some kid's mum on the internet and how everyone agreed with me and then the mum and I got married*
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 07:16 |
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I thought for a minute the son was "Me".
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 08:18 |
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I thought the same thing the first time I read it.
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 08:19 |
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quote:Thinks Very Highly Of Your Cakes
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 08:20 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:There is nothing mums find more empowering than being told by a roomful of strangers that they'd totally gently caress her, given a chance. That's a pretty good one.
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 11:32 |
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I also banged his mum.
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 11:48 |
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Paladinus posted:I also banged his mum. And I banged Paladinus while they banged the mum. Then I banged the mum. Then she made us dinner. And the rest of the family cheered when they discovered Paladinus was actually Einstein who was actually a veteran.
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