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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Boon posted:

Remember all the "soul searching" and reform/outreach that happened after the last two elections? Neither do I, this is going to be fun.

Me a year ago: Hmm, I'm sure that the most electable candidate won't get tanked by hugging the President.

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fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

UberJew posted:

paging fade5 to the thread to answer this in detail

in the meantime, it's loving HORRIFYING

I'll just borrow a post by DarkCrawler that sums up the Middle East right now pretty drat good:

DarkCrawler posted:

Ok, so thus far we have:

Libya: Actually three different countries all at war with all the moment
Egypt: A brutal military dictatorship that is starting to look worse then anything before that
Yemen: The new civil war on the block, except the loving Gulf dictatorships are sending other things then money and guns there so that's a whole new layer of awful
Iraq: Actually three different countries at the moment but only one that actually recognizes that is the only one that nobody recognizes. Somehow not the worst Iraq has been in the 21st century.
Bahrain: What revolution?
Lebanon: Oh, yeah, we didn't have enough refugees to begin with. No yeah, come in, its not like there is a loving government to do anything about it
Turkey: Alarmingly starting to resemble Germany in '38, complete with a total megalomaniac mustached lunatic in charge
Iran: Straight up taking on the Arab world by itself on multiple fronts and at least stalemating. While having been hamstrung by some of the most massive sanctions a country has ever faced.
Kurds: BRING IT
Islamic State: Yup, an actual 21st century caliphate. That's how crazy this all is.
Syria: :suicide:

Tunisia: "What the gently caress did we start?"

Arab Winter is loving cold
Now with:
-50% more Putin in Syria
-The Gulf Countries/Turkey giving the Syrian rebels (including the al-Nusra front/literal al-Qaeda) a free-for-all on TOWs (aka Wire-Guided Anti-Tank Missiles)
-The US knowingly blowing up a MSF hospital in Afghanistan
-Troops staying in Afghanistan for the foreseeable future
-Continued violence and unrest in Turkey between the Turkish forces and the PKK
-A potential Kurdish Civil war in Iraqi Kurdistan
-The US openly arming a socialist/communist-linked group while spitting in Erdogan's face, a stunning reversal of the normal US Middle East policy

So how do you think it's going?:v:

fade5 fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Oct 15, 2015

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


zoux posted:

Nah. Losing three in a row would be (and is going to be) super embarrassing for the party.

Man, if they're kept out of the White House for four terms the federal bench will be as blue a Duke home game. I'm sure there are a number of other Independent Agencies whose leaders are appointed by the White House too. Yellen may tire of running the Fed by then too. That's a big loving deal. The GOP may run most of the states but that much time out of the White House would have large knock on effects.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Rygar201 posted:

Man, if they're kept out of the White House for four terms the federal bench will be as blue a Duke home game. I'm sure there are a number of other Independent Agencies whose leaders are appointed by the White House too. Yellen may tire of running the Fed by then too. That's a big loving deal. The GOP may run most of the states but that much time out of the White House would have large knock on effects.

It is which is why it's important that the next president is a Democrat no matter how much a Wall Street shill she is.

Also I don't think she is but you Bernie people better hold your fuckin' noses and pull that lever next November.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Rygar201 posted:

Man, if they're kept out of the White House for four terms the federal bench will be as blue a Duke home game. I'm sure there are a number of other Independent Agencies whose leaders are appointed by the White House too. Yellen may tire of running the Fed by then too. That's a big loving deal. The GOP may run most of the states but that much time out of the White House would have large knock on effects.

If the Republicans lose this presidential election but don't lose control of states, I expect them to finally start gerrymandering the Presidency in states like Pennsylvania and Michigan for 2020.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

evilweasel posted:

If the Republicans lose this presidential election but don't lose control of states, I expect them to finally start gerrymandering the Presidency in states like Pennsylvania and Michigan for 2020.

What, like splitting EVs?

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
If the Repubs keep massively loving up as they seem to be doing now and lose the election by a landslide (I'm thinking Trump vs Hillary here), could there be a greater than expected loss of senate/house seats on their end? Or are voters and gerrymandering still too entrenched on the local level? You'd think that some would theoretically be disgusted enough by Trump to at least consider voting independent, but maybe I'm just an idiot.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

zoux posted:

What, like splitting EVs?

Going to a formula that the winner of each congressional district gets one EV, and the winner of the state gets +2 EVs. In gerrymandered blue states that will mean that the Republican will lose the state and get a majority of the EVs. It's been proposed but not passed in both Pennsylvania and Michigan, and what's kept it from going live has been (to a lesser extent) some residual level of shame, but mostly the local Republicans thinking that doing that will mean Obama will blitz the gently caress out of their state to win each district and put their personal seat at risk.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

You guys are fools if you think Carson's book tour won't look a lot like campaigning

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Trump is really the most likely GOP candidate right now isn't he. Donald loving Trump.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Gravel Gravy posted:

"He kept us safe"

Outside of that whole 9/11 thing

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

evilweasel posted:

Going to a formula that the winner of each congressional district gets one EV, and the winner of the state gets +2 EVs. In gerrymandered blue states that will mean that the Republican will lose the state and get a majority of the EVs. It's been proposed but not passed in both Pennsylvania and Michigan, and what's kept it from going live has been (to a lesser extent) some residual level of shame, but mostly the local Republicans thinking that doing that will mean Obama will blitz the gently caress out of their state to win each district and put their personal seat at risk.

I don't like this at all.


Trabisnikof posted:

You guys are fools if you think Carson's book tour won't look a lot like campaigning

I think saying "I'm suspending my campaign" is dumb as gently caress for someone who is ostensibly running for president.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Now I want you to take all of the Middle East stuff I posted above, think about it for a minute, then imagine the poor, poor advisers who would be tasked on trying to explain all of that insanity to President Donald Trump, President Ben Carson, or President Carly Fiorina.

Now after thinking about that, I want you to think about the fact that thanks to the US Congress refusing to pass a new AUMF, the old AUMF would give President Donald Trump, President Ben Carson, or President Carly Fiorina carte blanche to do whatever the gently caress they felt like doing in the Middle East to deal with all of the above, up to and including starting a shooting war with Putin/Russia over Syria.

But nah, there's no difference between the two parties.

fade5 fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Oct 15, 2015

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

evilweasel posted:

Going to a formula that the winner of each congressional district gets one EV, and the winner of the state gets +2 EVs. In gerrymandered blue states that will mean that the Republican will lose the state and get a majority of the EVs. It's been proposed but not passed in both Pennsylvania and Michigan, and what's kept it from going live has been (to a lesser extent) some residual level of shame, but mostly the local Republicans thinking that doing that will mean Obama will blitz the gently caress out of their state to win each district and put their personal seat at risk.

This would be a smart strategy for a unified party but US political parties have lost more and more central power as time goes on.

It's really not in the local parties' best interest to split up their EVs, because it results in a less prestigious election for them, so they won't do it.

Remember that FYGM has been embraced by the GOP so thoroughly that they even apply it to fellow party members.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Fojar38 posted:

Trump is really the most likely GOP candidate right now isn't he. Donald loving Trump.

I expect it to collapse back down to someone like Rubio eventually, but Jeb is on the ropes and no one would've predicted that a year ago so who the gently caress knows?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Rollofthedice posted:

If the Repubs keep massively loving up as they seem to be doing now and lose the election by a landslide, could there be a greater than expected loss of senate/house seats on their end? Or are voters and gerrymandering still too entrenched on the local level? You'd think that some would theoretically be disgusted enough by Trump to at least consider voting independent, but maybe I'm just an idiot.

Democrats have to win the national House vote by something ludicrous like +8 or more to get control of the House. It is possible for them to take back the Senate if they sweep the potentially vulnerable states but it's likely they make gains, but not enough. They have to win all Republican seats in blue states, then knock off Ohio and/or Florida. Doable, but requires each race to go their way.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Trabisnikof posted:

You guys are fools if you think Carson's book tour won't look a lot like campaigning

Is his book about the holocaust?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

zoux posted:

I think saying "I'm suspending my campaign" is dumb as gently caress for someone who is ostensibly running for president.

Except he isn't doing that:

quote:

Republican presidential contender Dr. Ben Carson has put his public campaign events on hold for two more weeks to go on book tour for his new tome “A More Perfect Union” and catch up on fundraising events.

The campaign has been careful to separate campaign events and the book tour, and doesn’t want to classify the tour as related to the campaign in any way.

This week he is catching up on fundraising events and will be back on his book tour next week making stops in Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and Iowa. So for the next two weeks, Carson won’t be appearing at any public “campaign events.”

Dude is just going and getting $$$ rather thank speaking in public, so people are acting like he's suspending his campaign.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

crazy cloud posted:

Is his book about the holocaust?

Ha.

Trabisnikof posted:

Except he isn't doing that:


Dude is just going and getting $$$ rather thank speaking in public, so people are acting like he's suspending his campaign.

That ain't how it's being reported on.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

computer parts posted:

This would be a smart strategy for a unified party but US political parties have lost more and more central power as time goes on.

It's really not in the local parties' best interest to split up their EVs, because it results in a less prestigious election for them, so they won't do it.

Remember that FYGM has been embraced by the GOP so thoroughly that they even apply it to fellow party members.

That's why states like Pennsylvania and Michigan are targets for this: they're solidly in the Democratic camp and nobody sane thinks they can contest them in a Presidential election. Romney and Ryan only campaigned there because they thought they were going to win and were trying to run up the score to put what "sane" means in context. Doing this would make the election locally more prestigious as it would actually be contested.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

evilweasel posted:

Democrats have to win the national House vote by something ludicrous like +8 or more to get control of the House. It is possible for them to take back the Senate if they sweep the potentially vulnerable states but it's likely they make gains, but not enough. They have to win all Republican seats in blue states, then knock off Ohio and/or Florida. Doable, but requires each race to go their way.

I guess I'll be rooting for a blue Senate then. At least when I'm inevitably disappointed, I won't be that disappointed.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

The reality is that there's so much data out there that they can't really do much with it.

For a moment, just imagine Richard Milhous Nixon with access to all the NSA data. The same president who ordered two CIA agents to break into the Watergate hotel and set up wiretaps on the Democrats for him. Who maintained an enemies list that were targeted regularly by the IRS, FBI, and other organizations for harassment.

Imagine the gigantic, drunken erection he would have, flipping through his iPad inbetween Redskins plays and sips of whiskey.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

I had forgotten that for a moment, let's remember that mitt "i am a competent businessman, really" romney paul "math wiz wonderkid" ryan believed that everyone else was bad at math and they were actually cruising to a historically huge victory that they would actually win pennsylvania and just could not believe what the gently caress when it turned out that math works

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Fojar38 posted:

Trump is really the most likely GOP candidate right now isn't he. Donald loving Trump.

Trump is not the most likely GOP candidate. Most primary voters don't even start paying attention until December.

I think people here are going to have a breakdown when the polls shift into the direction of an establishment candidate during that time.

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Zeroisanumber posted:

~38% positive ratings last I checked. He'd be blown out completely.

That sounds like the kind of underestimation that the GOP was doing six months ago.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Mitt Romney posted:

Trump is not the most likely GOP candidate. Most primary voters don't even start paying attention until December.

I think people here are going to have a breakdown when the polls shift into the direction of an establishment candidate during that time.

I think Jeb is clearly done though. Rubio seems to be the likely 'establishment' candidate at this point. If I had to bet though, I'd probably bet on Trump given the odds everyone is giving him, hes got a much better shot than people are willing to admit.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Yeah the damage is done, all his interviews for who knows how long will be him clarifying that he didn't suspend his campaign and then why he thought it was a good idea to go on a book tour in the middle of a presidential campaign.

evilweasel posted:

I think Jeb is clearly done though. Rubio seems to be the likely 'establishment' candidate at this point. If I had to bet though, I'd probably bet on Trump given the odds everyone is giving him, hes got a much better shot than people are willing to admit.

I agree entirely.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

evilweasel posted:

That's why states like Pennsylvania and Michigan are targets for this: they're solidly in the Democratic camp and nobody sane thinks they can contest them in a Presidential election. Romney and Ryan only campaigned there because they thought they were going to win and were trying to run up the score to put what "sane" means in context. Doing this would make the election locally more prestigious as it would actually be contested.

Yeah that's the point. The GOP still thinks they're a possible swing state, so they're not going to jeopardize that possibility.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Luigi Thirty posted:

That church beating to death case got weird: the church is an insular compound where they raise dogs and don't let police in. The beatings happened at a "counseling session" that consisted of the parents beating the poo poo out of their kids until they "confess their sins." So yeah, fundamentalism strikes again.



Yep, that checks out.

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

evilweasel posted:

I had forgotten that for a moment, let's remember that mitt "i am a competent businessman, really" romney paul "math wiz wonderkid" ryan believed that everyone else was bad at math and they were actually cruising to a historically huge victory that they would actually win pennsylvania and just could not believe what the gently caress when it turned out that math works

Also the glorious moment when Ohio was called for Obama and Rove was almost disturbingly sure that that wasn't the case and everyone else's numbers were wrong.

Did anyone ever figure out what numbers Rove and Romney/Ryan were actually looking at?

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Welp, Mike Huckabee is taking a strange policy position.

quote:

The United States criminal justice system could be improved if we sell poor people convicted of crimes into slavery, according to Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee.
The former Arkansas governor weighed in on our nation’s current criminal justice system during an appearance yesterday on Mickelson in the Morning, a leading Iowa radio program.
Host Jan Mickelson began by bemoaning that the “criminal justice system has been taken over by progressives.” In order to fight back, he argued, conservatives should look to the biblical Book of Exodus. “It says, if a person steals, they have to pay it back two-fold, four-fold,” Mickelson explained. “If they don’t have anything, we’re supposed to take them down and sell them.”
Mickelson went on to argue why jails, which he claimed are a “pagan invention,” are inferior to slavery: “We indenture them and they have to spend their time not sitting on their stump in a jail cell, they’re supposed to be working off the debt.”
“Wouldn’t that be a better choice?” the host asked.
“Well, it really would be,” Huckabee replied without missing a beat. “Sometimes the best way to deal with a nonviolent criminal behavior is what you just suggested.”

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Mitt Romney posted:

Trump is not the most likely GOP candidate. Most primary voters don't even start paying attention until December.

I think people here are going to have a breakdown when the polls shift into the direction of an establishment candidate during that time.

Username/Post of the year.

And I don't know, man. I'm seeing some momentum for Rubio and Carson is all but out, but if the "sane" wing of the GOP could've gotten a handle on this they would've done it already.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Also the glorious moment when Ohio was called for Obama and Rove was almost disturbingly sure that that wasn't the case and everyone else's numbers were wrong.

Did anyone ever figure out what numbers Rove and Romney/Ryan were actually looking at?

They were literally unskewing the polls like those crazy people on the internet were, rebalancing them assuming that more white people would show up.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



It feels like so long ago now that I was worried about Huckabee most of all because he was clearly a loving looney but kept it under wraps and was charismatic

I wonder what happened

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

zoux posted:

It is which is why it's important that the next president is a Democrat no matter how much a Wall Street shill she is.

Also I don't think she is but you Bernie people better hold your fuckin' noses and pull that lever next November.

Won't have to since Bernie is going to win. I suppose if Bernie were to drop out for health reasons I'd gladly vote for Hillary.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

What the gently caress.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

evilweasel posted:

Going to a formula that the winner of each congressional district gets one EV, and the winner of the state gets +2 EVs. In gerrymandered blue states that will mean that the Republican will lose the state and get a majority of the EVs. It's been proposed but not passed in both Pennsylvania and Michigan, and what's kept it from going live has been (to a lesser extent) some residual level of shame, but mostly the local Republicans thinking that doing that will mean Obama will blitz the gently caress out of their state to win each district and put their personal seat at risk.


This is by biggest concern right now with elections is the Republicans gerry mandering the Electoral college.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

"Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I would vote for Satan himself before I voted Republican or stayed home this cycle. No way do we need a more conservative SCOTUS, and that's all the reason I need

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Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Trabisnikof posted:

You guys are fools if you think Carson's book tour won't look a lot like campaigning

All Republicans were born the second Obama elected. I mean, how else could they forget the last time this transparently bullshit thing happened with McCain 'suspending' his campaign for the financial crisis.

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