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Angela Christine posted:Maybe he has one of those futuristic showers that has like 12 jets of water coming from all directions. that just looks tacky as hell
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If wanting to live life like a Hillbilly Blade Runner is tacky, then by god I'm tacky.
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Oct 15, 2015 18:21
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mind the walrus posted:If wanting to live life like a Hillbilly Blade Runner is tacky, then by god I'm tacky. Same. That shower looks amazing. In just three minutes, you'll be clean in places you didn't even know you had.
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Oct 15, 2015 18:25
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Angela Christine posted:Maybe he has one of those futuristic showers that has like 12 jets of water coming from all directions. "I saw that, Dave. You really shouldn't pee in the shower."
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Oct 15, 2015 18:33
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I bet you could trick your cat into climbing in. Once.
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Oct 15, 2015 18:45
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Angela Christine posted:Maybe he has one of those futuristic showers that has like 12 jets of water coming from all directions. Aesthetics aside, would. It is gently caress ugly though, woof!
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Oct 15, 2015 18:47
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Dick Trauma posted:I bet you could trick your cat into climbing in. The pay off would be something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus I'll leave it up to you to decided if it's worth it.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:19
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I wouldn't even have space for something like that. Unless they could turn the seat part into a toilet too. Then sign me up.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:24
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If I had a shower/toilet/hot tub, I'd never do anything else. Give me a waterproof posting station, and we'll talk.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:26
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Yeah I'd love that shower. I'd extend my bathroom out the side of the house if I had to.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:46
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Dick Trauma posted:I bet you could trick your cat into climbing in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus e:f;b
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Oct 15, 2015 20:00
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davebo posted:Unless they could turn the seat part into a toilet too It seems like a really powerful shower....
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Oct 15, 2015 21:09
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Fat Loser posted:The pay off would be something like this Oh god this just made me laugh so hard i cried and i had to stop the video halfway through for fear of popping a blood vessel or something. Holy poo poo. so cruel... but so funny...
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Oct 15, 2015 21:44
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Cat later died when his leather leather collar dried and shrank, slowly strangling the little critter.
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Oct 15, 2015 22:38
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Champenema posted:Cat later died when his leather leather collar dried and shrank, slowly strangling the little critter. tell me the name a them critters 
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Oct 16, 2015 01:20
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Finally, a derail I can get behind.
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Oct 16, 2015 01:21
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ricky gervais is a knob.
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Oct 16, 2015 01:31
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Judge Schnoopy posted:I think what I like best here is if you just cross out "confidential" it's OK to share. When they declassify documents (especially old rear end printed ones) they cross the classification level, so yes its OK to share.
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Oct 16, 2015 01:33
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ElMaligno posted:When they declassify documents (especially old rear end printed ones) they cross the classification level, so yes its OK to share. It's a good waste of time to leaf through declassified stuff.  quote:Dear Sir: https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view Clearly reliable information, and worth saving for further investigation.
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Oct 16, 2015 01:40
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Snapchat A Titty posted:ricky gervais is a knob. Yes, yes he is. But he is a glorious knob, and I love him for it. Hooray for his mean-spirited Golden Globes hosting. Hooray I say.. And Karl is an ignorant knowledge hating stick in the mud moron. If I hadn't met people like that, I would be sure he was a character.
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Oct 16, 2015 02:56
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BrigadierSensible posted:Yes, yes he is. But he is a glorious knob, and I love him for it. Hooray for his mean-spirited Golden Globes hosting. Hooray I say.. if only gervais was a funny knob though. hes just objectively a little gross and dumb. karl is funny and interesting sometimes. good on him.
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Oct 16, 2015 03:20
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Snapchat A Titty posted:It's a good waste of time to leaf through declassified stuff. This leaves so many questions. In particular, I have these: 1.) How do you bet a dollar to a donut? Is this saying the donut is like a person and you're willing to throw money at a donut (absurd) it's so obvious? Or that you will buy someone a donut worth a dollar (which I assume in the late 40's is a loving expensive donut) you're so confident in this kind of guess? 2.) Is this dude trying to say that everyone in New York is literally like Hitler?
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Oct 16, 2015 03:35
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dialhforhero posted:1.) How do you bet a dollar to a donut? Is this saying the donut is like a person and you're willing to throw money at a donut (absurd) it's so obvious? Or that you will buy someone a donut worth a dollar (which I assume in the late 40's is a loving expensive donut) you're so confident in this kind of guess? http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/dollars-to-donuts.html 'Dollars to donuts' is a pseudo betting term, pseudo in that it didn't originate with actual betting involving donuts, but just as a pleasant-sounding alliterative phrase which indicated short odds - dollars are valuable but donuts aren't. The phrase parallels the earlier English betting expression 'a pound to a penny'.
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Oct 16, 2015 03:40
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I suppose you're not American? "Dollars to doughnots" is an expression that is old as time, or as old as donuts at least. Also, he's not saying every Newyorker is Hitler, but that Hitler would probably be able to hide in New York because of the amount of people of different nationalities. He probably wouldn't, but that's beside the point.
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Oct 16, 2015 03:41
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Kheldarn posted:- dollars are valuable but donuts aren't. Now see this depends on context. For instance: If said donuts are in the vicinity of a cop who's not in the process of shooting a black teenager, then the value of those donuts would skyrocket.
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Oct 16, 2015 03:58
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BrigadierSensible posted:Yes, yes he is. But he is a glorious knob, and I love him for it. Hooray for his mean-spirited Golden Globes hosting. Hooray I say.. Sounds like you're a knob as well. They mock Karl and fall out of their chair at everything he says, but 9 times out of ten, Karl is right.
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Oct 16, 2015 04:17
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Also, because the soviets were assholes, we didn't actually know Hitler was dead for a while after 1945.
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Oct 16, 2015 04:38
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Angela Christine posted:Maybe he has one of those futuristic showers that has like 12 jets of water coming from all directions.   
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Oct 16, 2015 05:52
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wow you will be loving clean
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Oct 16, 2015 06:23
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In 37 states it's a crime not to gently caress in this shower
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Oct 16, 2015 06:37
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RyokoTK posted:wow you will be loving clean Pretty sure the only thing coming out of that shower is a well-polished skeleton once all the flesh sloughs off under the water pressure.
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Oct 16, 2015 06:39
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Pretty sure the only thing coming out of that shower is a well-polished skeleton once all the flesh sloughs off under the water pressure. The shower that causes weight loss. There's a Kickstarter in there somewhere.
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Oct 16, 2015 06:43
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Snapchat A Titty posted:It's a good waste of time to leaf through declassified stuff.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Pretty sure the only thing coming out of that shower is a well-polished skeleton once all the flesh sloughs off under the water pressure. mr skeltal had to get out somehow
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Oct 16, 2015 07:23
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dialhforhero posted:2.) Is this dude trying to say that everyone in New York is literally like Hitler? Not only was there a large immigrant population, like Snapchat A Titty said, but there was a pretty substantial German immigrant population at the time as well. So shave off his mustache, change his haircut and maybe start wearing a hat in public and he'd blend in nicely. Well, that and we've always had a fairly large amount of assholes here so that would probably help too.
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Oct 16, 2015 08:00
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He would have been mayor by 1952
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Kheldarn posted:http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/dollars-to-donuts.html It originated as a means to convey the idea of betting with an officer of the law, who could easily renege on the illegal wager with little to no repercussions. In the long run, for the cop its pay up or 
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Snapchat A Titty posted:"Dollars to doughnots" is an expression that is old as time, or as old as donuts at least. The original phrase "Shillings to Hertfordshire nuts" never really caught on
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dialhforhero posted:This leaves so many questions. In particular, I have these: Make sure the donuts are adjusted for inflation. 
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