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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Has anybody seen ads for a testosterone booster called Nugenix? Because that name alone belongs in this thread.

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walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

It's the only dick-cream endorsed by the Motor City Madman!!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The Nuge isn't the issue here.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Oh dear...

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Well, the OLD eugenics weren't such a great idea, but the new ones will be fine I'm sure.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

The final solution to your low testosterone problems!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



The Nuge will decide whether you can mate and who you can mate with! Hope you like Nashville pussy.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Back in 2005, Carl Zeiss was putting out teasers for an upcoming lens. One of them could be loosely translated into "your final solution." That got taken down real quick.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


tacodaemon posted:

The Nuge will decide whether you can mate and who you can mate with! Hope you like Nashville pussy.

Just watch out for that Cat Scratch Fever.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
I saw a case of these at a local grocery store.


"Yeah brah can't wait to crack open a case of CO2 and suffocate myself!"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

C.M. Kruger posted:

I saw a case of these at a local grocery store.


"Yeah brah can't wait to crack open a case of CO2 and suffocate myself!"

that clearly says C20

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Alaois posted:

that clearly says C20

"Wouldn't that be highly unstable?" *pops tab* *explodes*

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe
Well, it is a cumulene afterall.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

tacodaemon posted:

The Nuge will decide whether you can mate and who you can mate with! Hope you like Nashville pussy.

I don't think Nashville Pussy is the kind of band the Nuge would be into.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I am not sure this English chicken farm has the best name:



http://diaperpoultry.co.uk/

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆


Looks like it's the family name, which is even worse.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

It's okay. They call them nappies over there.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Only John and David get photographed in front of the Diaper Family shrub

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Flunchy posted:

I am not sure this English chicken farm has the best name:



http://diaperpoultry.co.uk/

Oh good, a brand of chicken that I can start misreading as Draper Poultry. I think they've got a pretty solid niche there.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



A bold rebranding...

http://www.merckgroup.com/en/media/topics/branding.html

I did not want to link a PDF, so please click on 'Presentation' and brace yourself...

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

mcbexx posted:

A bold rebranding...

http://www.merckgroup.com/en/media/topics/branding.html

I did not want to link a PDF, so please click on 'Presentation' and brace yourself...

The Apprentice has just started again in the UK and this looks like something that they produced in an afternoon or less.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

mcbexx posted:

A bold rebranding...

http://www.merckgroup.com/en/media/topics/branding.html

I did not want to link a PDF, so please click on 'Presentation' and brace yourself...

Oh dear god.

I don;t know which is worse: the new logo or the Powerpoint presentation that was created by image experts

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Finally an industrial chemical company with hip retro stylings.

brb placing an order for 120 tonnes of Benzene.

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time
Linking a PDF, because jesus christ this thing.

http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf

The Arnell Group was paid millions to do this.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Linking a PDF, because jesus christ this thing.

http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf

The Arnell Group was paid millions to do this.

This is exactly what I thought it would be and also my favourite thing
e:

sout has a new favorite as of 19:08 on Oct 15, 2015

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

The Nuge will decide whether you can mate and who you can mate with! Hope you like Nashville pussy.

I thought the Nuge was into underaged Pacific Islander pussy.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Linking a PDF, because jesus christ this thing.

http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf

The Arnell Group was paid millions to do this.

None of this means anything. It's like a dream

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
The Pepsi Ratio is aesthetic geometry

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Linking a PDF, because jesus christ this thing.

http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf

The Arnell Group was paid millions to do this.

BREATHTAKING
Creation of Identity: The Pepsi Universe
A. Universe Expansion
The universe expands exponentially with f(x)=e
x
.
[1 light year = 671 million miles per hour].
B. The Pepsi Orbits
Dimensionalize exponentially.
Pepsi Planet
Pepsi Galaxy
Pepsi Universe






???????

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
dna ----------------------------------> future

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Did you account for the Gravitational Pull of Pepsi on the previous page?

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

1) Draw a cute lil swoop

2) Browse Wikipedia on acid for a few hours to justify being paid for your lil swoop

It is pretty cute lil swoop though. Haha. Swooooop. Hahahahahaha

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
I think you'll find that businesses always allocate money efficiently, so this clearly represents millions of dollars' worth of genuine labor.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
The Pepsi DNA finds its origin in the dynamic of perimeter oscillations.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




The pepsi universe theorem reads like it was written by Ray Smuckles.

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

Strudel Man posted:

I think you'll find that businesses always allocate money efficiently, so this clearly represents millions of dollars' worth of genuine labor.
I feel pretty bad for the unpaid intern they undoubtedly forced to make all the "aesthetic geometries."

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Strudel Man posted:

I think you'll find that businesses always allocate money efficiently, so this clearly represents millions of dollars' worth of genuine labor.

You joke but people are still circulating it years later and it made people aware of the fact that Pepsi had a new logo so it was effective as a piece of marketing. I honestly wouldn't be surprise if the whole thing was manufactured, or at the very least incredibly tongue-in-cheek, because they knew they could "leak" it and everybody would circulate it so they could chortle at how dumb marketers are while also doing exactly what the marketers wanted them to do.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Linking a PDF, because jesus christ this thing.

http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf

The Arnell Group was paid millions to do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WGrmTJnfIg

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Sleeveless posted:

You joke but people are still circulating it years later and it made people aware of the fact that Pepsi had a new logo so it was effective as a piece of marketing. I honestly wouldn't be surprise if the whole thing was manufactured, or at the very least incredibly tongue-in-cheek, because they knew they could "leak" it and everybody would circulate it so they could chortle at how dumb marketers are while also doing exactly what the marketers wanted them to do.

If it was deliberate it'd have some awesome fonts and maybe an ironically self aware mascot that could become viral. It would almost certainly not have that much white space.

Holy loving poo poo, that was a lot of white space.

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