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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

well, yes, obviously many of us have. poo poo two months ago I did six ACW battlefields in two days. Los of cannon were seen.

However, I stand by the fact that your average person probably has more exposure to cannon and cannon ball sizes from Pirates of the Caribbean than 150 year old relics.

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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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Cyrano4747 posted:

well, yes, obviously many of us have. poo poo two months ago I did six ACW battlefields in two days. Los of cannon were seen.

However, I stand by the fact that your average person probably has more exposure to cannon and cannon ball sizes from Pirates of the Caribbean than 150 year old relics.

Plus, I bet museums prefer showing off big cannons over small ones. At Louisbourg all the cannons they have are 24-pounders.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

You certainly can't go to the Imperial War Museum without having their 15-inchers thrust in your face



Anything else is clearly a pop-gun fit only for cloudpunching.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
I love the sign there just behind them.

This one right here:

I totally need to go back with a better camera.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Arquinsiel posted:

I love the sign there just behind them.

This one right here:

I totally need to go back with a better camera.

The Roman palace at Fishbourne had a wonderful warning sign: "Unattended Children will be Sold into Slavery"

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

Exactly what were they upset about?

They cited the following laws:
114-FZ "On counteracting extremist activity"
436-FZ "On protecting children from information harming their health or development"
149-FZ "On information, information technologies, and protecting information"
Government Decree #1101 "Single register of domain names, links to pages in the information-telecommunication network "Internet" and network addresses, allowing the identification of sites in the information-telecommunication network "Internet", containing information the distribution of which is forbidden inside of the Russian Federation"

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Cyrano4747 posted:

Going back a bit to cannon weights and how most people are surprised by how heavy small cannon balls can be:

It occurred to me that the popular image of the "cannon" that is in most peoples heads probably comes from images of them on ships. Everyone knows about pirate ships etc if only from movies, but how many people have really looked at a ACW field piece of something similar? My guess would be that the popular conception of cannon balls the size of heads comes from the seriously large naval pieces (e.g. 24 pound guns). Of course those depictions are kind of silly 99% of the time anyways - you see lots of gently caress off huge cannons even on small boats and almost no swivel guns, top deck pieces, etc.

Tangentially related to cannon weight, but this Summer I had the privilege or racing the United States Marines in firing a 6pdr Armstrong gun. As the gunner responsible for pulling the limber (alone) and the gun (with the rest of the detachment) I can attest to the relative lightness of the gun and the charge. Still doesn't feel super light when you're racing head to head, though, and we were using what amounts to 1 pound of black powder stuffed into a dixie cup and stocking.

Probably more interesting to the thread are the resulting pictures of the Marines using our gun:



Compared to us 'bellhops'



Bonus action shots for all your alt-history needs:





Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The ear plugs ruin it. I want historical levels of hearing loss in my alt-history artillerymen!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Trin Tragula posted:

You certainly can't go to the Imperial War Museum without having their 15-inchers thrust in your face



Anything else is clearly a pop-gun fit only for cloudpunching.

Missouri, her three sisters and three cousins laugh at your two pathetic 15-inchers.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
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Glorious Yamato...



...poo poo.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

The ear plugs ruin it. I want historical levels of hearing loss in my alt-history artillerymen!
my left ear's hurt all the time ever since some dink marched my block too close to one of our guns, does that make you feel better

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

wdarkk posted:

Glorious Yamato...

Laid low by dishonorable, carrier based devils.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

wdarkk posted:

Glorious Yamato...



...poo poo.

You mean that dumbass anime where they turn her into a spaceship is actually completely laughable? My world is collapsing around me.

Anime sucks and is bad.

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
Armord Personal Carriers: WHY DO THEY EXIST. How where they developed? How where they deployed both on paper and in the real world? I assume it shields infrantrymen from artillery shrapnel and other nastyness but I assume there is a real technical problem when it comes to driving around that much armor. What do half-tracks haft to do with it it? Everyone talks about tanks but how are you going to get your infantry support there? TALK ABOUT THEM FUCKERS TALK.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

You mean that dumbass anime where they turn her into a spaceship is actually completely laughable? My world is collapsing around me.

Anime sucks and is bad.

They knew this at the time, too since the drat thing exploded so hard you could see it from Japan.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

I would have loved to see the initial Spanish reaction to the 1000 drunk Englishmen.

"Captain - we've encountered the enemy."
"What are they doing?"
"They, uh, they seem to be horribly drunk. Horribly."
"..."
"Uh, what should we do?"
"gently caress, put 'em to the sword, I guess."

I am now picturing the 17th century as an endless stream of variations on the conversation at the end of Burn After Reading.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Ensign Expendable posted:

They cited the following laws:
114-FZ "On counteracting extremist activity"
436-FZ "On protecting children from information harming their health or development"
149-FZ "On information, information technologies, and protecting information"
Government Decree #1101 "Single register of domain names, links to pages in the information-telecommunication network "Internet" and network addresses, allowing the identification of sites in the information-telecommunication network "Internet", containing information the distribution of which is forbidden inside of the Russian Federation"

I would think Russia would approve of children who had the ambition to build their own T-34.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


This is fantastic.

Something I've always wondered: I understand how effective early artillery was in a tactical and strategic sense, but I don't get how it actually worked in practice. If the rounds are just solid shot and not chain/grape, how can they possibly be more effective against massed infantry than a shitload of musket fire? Like, the ball hits one guy and a bunch of other guys directly behind him, which I guess would have a pretty good effect against a densely packed formation, but I just don't see it working well enough to be useful compared to the other stuff armies had at the time. There isn't any shrapnel or area effect that I'm aware of. I just don't see why they were useful compared to, say, a catapult throwing exploding/burning things, or just arming the crew with more muskets and not having to lug around big fuckoff cannons everywhere you go.

Obviously I am not referring to ship or siege warfare where the benefits there are pretty plain.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

AdvancesMONKEY posted:

Armord Personal Carriers: WHY DO THEY EXIST. How where they developed? How where they deployed both on paper and in the real world? I assume it shields infrantrymen from artillery shrapnel and other nastyness but I assume there is a real technical problem when it comes to driving around that much armor. What do half-tracks haft to do with it it? Everyone talks about tanks but how are you going to get your infantry support there? TALK ABOUT THEM FUCKERS TALK.

You need vehicles to help your infantry keep up with your tanks. Vehicles that can shrug of light fire can be used to move guys up to the battlefield a lot better than a truck.

Half-tracks were basically an intermediary, and modern APCs went from 'Battle Taxi' to 'Since they're there they might as well do things.'

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

AdvancesMONKEY posted:

Armord Personal Carriers: WHY DO THEY EXIST. How where they developed? How where they deployed both on paper and in the real world? I assume it shields infrantrymen from artillery shrapnel and other nastyness but I assume there is a real technical problem when it comes to driving around that much armor. What do half-tracks haft to do with it it? Everyone talks about tanks but how are you going to get your infantry support there? TALK ABOUT THEM FUCKERS TALK.

Tanks go faster than people can walk. Trucks can keep up with tanks but are vulnerable to everything and don't go through rough terrain as well as tracked vehicles. Specialized armored vehicles designed to carry infantry solve that problem.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

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Slavvy posted:

This is fantastic.

Something I've always wondered: I understand how effective early artillery was in a tactical and strategic sense, but I don't get how it actually worked in practice. If the rounds are just solid shot and not chain/grape, how can they possibly be more effective against massed infantry than a shitload of musket fire? Like, the ball hits one guy and a bunch of other guys directly behind him, which I guess would have a pretty good effect against a densely packed formation, but I just don't see it working well enough to be useful compared to the other stuff armies had at the time. There isn't any shrapnel or area effect that I'm aware of. I just don't see why they were useful compared to, say, a catapult throwing exploding/burning things, or just arming the crew with more muskets and not having to lug around big fuckoff cannons everywhere you go.

Obviously I am not referring to ship or siege warfare where the benefits there are pretty plain.

Bigger gun = more range.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Mr Enderby posted:

I don't know where you're getting that. Buckingham had influence over Charles because everyone had influence over Charles, because he was the highly suggestible type. I've never seen any reason to believe they were bumming, and the other men who have an undue influence on Charles tend not to be obviously sexy (see Archbishop Laud).

James' favourites were dashing young men with hot asses, Charles needed an older brother. Buckingham was positioned to play both those roles.

You're right, I got James and Charles mixed up. Sorry!

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

wdarkk posted:

Bigger gun = more range.

No poo poo, do you care to elaborate? Why is it useful to shoot a tennis sized ball of iron a mile and hit one or two guys?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Slavvy posted:

This is fantastic.

Something I've always wondered: I understand how effective early artillery was in a tactical and strategic sense, but I don't get how it actually worked in practice. If the rounds are just solid shot and not chain/grape, how can they possibly be more effective against massed infantry than a shitload of musket fire? Like, the ball hits one guy and a bunch of other guys directly behind him, which I guess would have a pretty good effect against a densely packed formation, but I just don't see it working well enough to be useful compared to the other stuff armies had at the time. There isn't any shrapnel or area effect that I'm aware of. I just don't see why they were useful compared to, say, a catapult throwing exploding/burning things, or just arming the crew with more muskets and not having to lug around big fuckoff cannons everywhere you go.

Obviously I am not referring to ship or siege warfare where the benefits there are pretty plain.
exploding shot and canister have been things since at least the 1500s. if the ground is rocky you can also skip the shot off the earth and send a spray of stone shards into the oncoming block


Elissimpark posted:

I would have loved to see the initial Spanish reaction to the 1000 drunk Englishmen.
spain did get a really sweet picture out of the whole thing

i've actually never seen anyone wear their jacket over their armor before. huh

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

HEY GAL posted:

not only are they not unstoppable superpeople, i would also say that there's something about fascism that makes people who would otherwise have been intelligent make some really terrible decisions

Nebakenezzer posted:


I think this is absolutely true. Part of it, I think is the idea that your people are innately superior. In any sort of military context, that makes you underestimate your foes. It also puts a heavy thumb on the scale when considering strategic issues, since one German/Japanese soldier is worth, like, 50 enemy soldiers. Maybe if you think one German Ubermenchen is worth literally 1000 Slavic untermenchen, invading the Soviet Union makes sense. It also has a weird view of the will as somehow magically causal, which makes planners fill gaps in the real world with sheer determination of national socialist ardor. It also encourages military action, as fascism often scapegoats everybody not of the Volk, who are usually weaker and more degenerate than the fascist nation itself. Weaker AND guilty of great injustice against the people? You can't loose!*

*You can definitely loose

I've been reading Shigeru Mizuki's comics about his time in the IJA in the Pacific and I was starting to think the same thing. These commanders are convinced that their modern day samurai are going to kill 10 men each while dying gloriously; everyone in their massive organization is going to perform with superhuman heroism ALL THE TIME, also while not being given food. And if they fail in this, a good idea is maybe to beat the poo poo out of them, or have them shot? Opinions differ here

Beyond that, there was such a glorification of noble self-sacrifice that for a fighting man to be healthy and unharmed was disreputable, and a sign that he was somehow neglecting his duty. Mizuki's squad becomes a huge headache for the local command and a target of suspicion because they survive an action that was considered a suicide attack. There's several stories about overrunning an American position and being just amazed at all their nice tinned rations and stuff. Japan's production capacity was so hosed that they couldn't have provided for their soldiers that way anyway, so whether ideology followed reality or the other way around on that one is questionable, but still

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Slavvy posted:

No poo poo, do you care to elaborate? Why is it useful to shoot a tennis sized ball of iron a mile and hit one or two guys?

because then they cant shoot ur doodz

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Agean90 posted:

because then they cant shoot ur doodz
and if you're either lucky or have had the opportunity to sight it in first (like in some siege situation) you can snipe someone with it

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Slavvy posted:

No poo poo, do you care to elaborate? Why is it useful to shoot a tennis sized ball of iron a mile and hit one or two guys?

very small bore cannon (e.g. "tennis ball sized") load and fire relatively rapidly and far, far out range musketry. Having a few of those around is great for beating on the enemy when the armies aren't in active combat with each other. It's also really loving demoralizing to take fire you can't respond to, so there is that benefit beyond any casualties you are inflicting.

As for the rest of it, people have been making exploding cannon balls and grape/canister shot basically since they started making the shot out of metal instead of rocks. Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if the first versions of grape shot didn't involve rocks, so that might be even older.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Slavvy posted:

This is fantastic.

Something I've always wondered: I understand how effective early artillery was in a tactical and strategic sense, but I don't get how it actually worked in practice. If the rounds are just solid shot and not chain/grape, how can they possibly be more effective against massed infantry than a shitload of musket fire? Like, the ball hits one guy and a bunch of other guys directly behind him, which I guess would have a pretty good effect against a densely packed formation, but I just don't see it working well enough to be useful compared to the other stuff armies had at the time. There isn't any shrapnel or area effect that I'm aware of. I just don't see why they were useful compared to, say, a catapult throwing exploding/burning things, or just arming the crew with more muskets and not having to lug around big fuckoff cannons everywhere you go.

Obviously I am not referring to ship or siege warfare where the benefits there are pretty plain.

I don't think that catapults shot exploding/burning things on battlefields. And they were rarely used on battlefields at all.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
There's also the fact that there's a limit on how many muskets you can usefully pack into a given space and thus a limit on how much firepower musketry can bring to bear on any given location (unless you manage to flank the enemy or otherwise make good use of terrain). Well-positioned artillery, on the other hand, can focus the full firepower of the army on any given point as needed without having to march a block of dudes from one end of the battlefield to another.

Edit: Also marching along out in the open and then watching the dude next to you and the five other dudes behind him suddenly manifest huge bleeding screaming holes in them while there's nothing you can do about it but keep marching and pray you get lucky can be a pretty uncomfortable feeling.

Tomn fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Oct 16, 2015

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012
How did the Spanish manage to escape from Rocroi? Was it just a compliment from the French to let them walk away without taking them prisoner?

Slim Jim Pickens fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Oct 16, 2015

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

HEY GAL posted:

if the ground is rocky you can also skip the shot off the earth and send a spray of stone shards into the oncoming block

Imagine this, except instead of a cannonball being skipped it's a 100mm high-explosive round. Congratulations, you have just successfully imagined yourself an Italian infantryman on the Carso in 1915. Enjoy cowering for protection behind, er, a wall of loose stones. Sod Cadorna.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Cadorna could be a Warhammer 40k character, and people would think his recklesness is a bit over the top. :stare:

edit: I mean, you have people like Potyorek, who are eager and incompetent, and then you have... that...

my dad fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Oct 16, 2015

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

How did the Spanish manage to escape from Rocroi? Was it just a compliment from the French to let them walk away without taking them prisoner?

Most of them didn't. But their defense was so valiant that the French gave them really excellent terms of defeat.

If you haven't checked out the excellent (though definitely fictionalized) film The Battle of Rocroi, you should do so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMEnBHef96c

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Kaal posted:

Most of them didn't. But their defense was so valiant that the French gave them really excellent terms of defeat.

If you haven't checked out the excellent (though definitely fictionalized) film The Battle of Rocroi, you should do so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMEnBHef96c
that is an excerpt from the movie Alatriste

Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !

AdvancesMONKEY posted:

Armord Personal Carriers: WHY DO THEY EXIST. How where they developed? How where they deployed both on paper and in the real world? I assume it shields infrantrymen from artillery shrapnel and other nastyness but I assume there is a real technical problem when it comes to driving around that much armor. What do half-tracks haft to do with it it? Everyone talks about tanks but how are you going to get your infantry support there? TALK ABOUT THEM FUCKERS TALK.

APCs were developed alongside tanks ever since WWI, since it became obvious early on that you needed infantry with the tanks to actually acomplish anything, and they needed protection, leading to the Mark IX :

This was purely for protection, as those things had limited range and could not move faster than a walking soldier in any case. The idea of an APC as well protected as the tanks was then dropped, mostly due to prohibitive cost.

As technology improved in the interwar years came increasing motorization, but this was mostly directed at replacing horses in pulling artillery and supplies from wherever the supply train or ship dropped it to the frontlines, not moving people. Since trucks of the period had no offroad capabilities to speak of, most of the armies of the time adopted some sort of tracked vehicle to do the job. Most ended up with some sort of modified tank chassis for pulling the heavy artillery, and things like the Universal Carrier for light guns and supplies.

Note how tiny it is. It's for carrying things, not men.

That's also where the halftrack appears, mostly thanks to one Adolphe Kegresse who invented a very simple and cheap track system, that could be adapted onto basically any existing car or truck chassis.

Here is a Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost so modified, belonging to some Lenin dude.

Most militaries immediately jumped on the concept, as it meant they could use lightly modified civilian trucks, making things vastly cheaper than purpose built tracked vehicles. The reason the Kegresse system was cheap is that it had no steering, basically simply replacing the wheels, this meant you could use the drive train from a truck, but you had to retain the front wheels to steer the thing.
Since militaries had now access to relatively cheap offroad transportation, it didn't take long until people realized you could put infantry into them so they would keep up with the tanks. Since they would have to accompany tanks, they had to be armored, else some dude with a machinegun or harassment fire by artillery could force your whole advance to a halt. The first ones to really try this out were the British, with the Experimental Mechanized Force in the late '20s, but even into WWII most infranty was walking, not riding.

The two emblematic WWII halftracks. Of course the germans being germans, the sdkfz 251 pictured here had most of a tank's drivetrain underneath it instead of a truck's chassis. It was rather overengineered and didn't really need the front wheels, as the tracks had steering.

And while the halftracks where armored, they were not intended to actually fight. The armour on these was thin, and you could put holes into them with some persistent MG fire or even a rifle with AP ammunition. The point was to get from point A to point B, and when expecting contact, to dismount in a safe spot and proceed on foot. After all, if you lost the vehicle, the squad riding in it is now stuck in place and most likely useless to you. After the war, around half the known world ended up with US Army surplus M5 Halftracks thanks to the US cranking them out during WWII and then deciding it was not worth the shipping to get them back to the US, but by then the rapid technological advances of WWII had rendered halftracks mostly obsolete, and while they soldiered on into the '50s they did not have the offroad capabilities needed to keep up with the postwar tanks and faded into history.

During the '50s and '60s, mostly everyone tried their hand at making their own APCs, and you end up with a wild and weird period where armies adopt a new one every few years as they learn how to make the things actually work properly. The US ended up going fully tracked with the M75, into the M59, settling with the M113, while the Soviets filled the role with the wheeled BTR-60 and tracked BTR-50 after the rather truck-like BTR-152.


The M113 is not named, nor has it ever been nicknamed, the Gavin. Do not call it a Gavin, even ironically. I will stab you.


Unlike most APCs, the BTR 60 has the engine at the rear. This means the troops get to disembark via roof hatches, intead of the common rear door This is not a popular feature, especially if you have to do it under fire.

During that time, a lot of the focus becomes about how to enable infantry to survive and fight effectively in NBC conditions, IE after the nukes, so a lot of the development goes into air filtration systems and pressurization of the crew compartment (So any hole leaks clean air out, instead of dirty air in). But then what do you do if you end up meeting the enemy while crossing a contaminated zone ?

Enters the IFV. (That's for another post, i am rambling way too much already)

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

HEY GAL posted:

that is an excerpt from the movie Alatriste

Is that a pretty accurate depiction of 30YW pike and shot era combat?

Curious if the fictionalization is more of events and characters relative to accurate portrayal of combat.

Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015

sullat posted:

You're right, I got James and Charles mixed up. Sorry!

It's easy to get those Stuarts and their terrible choices mixed up.

The National Theatre recently did a series of plays on James the I, II and III of Scotland, which was extremely awesome and reminded me that the Stuarts were actually a fantastic dynasty, before they came to England.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Ensign Expendable posted:

They cited the following laws:
114-FZ "On counteracting extremist activity"
436-FZ "On protecting children from information harming their health or development"
149-FZ "On information, information technologies, and protecting information"
Government Decree #1101 "Single register of domain names, links to pages in the information-telecommunication network "Internet" and network addresses, allowing the identification of sites in the information-telecommunication network "Internet", containing information the distribution of which is forbidden inside of the Russian Federation"

I wanna believe your adventures in wikipedia pissed off some Russian sperg who reported you. Possibly saying 'German big cat tanks are bad' shatters dreams and are thus detrimental to children?

wdarkk posted:

They knew this at the time, too since the drat thing exploded so hard you could see it from Japan.

Apparently there was a live action movie.

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Danann
Aug 4, 2013

wdarkk posted:

Glorious Yamato...



...poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoP62Emv5xk

What was that communications thing the captain and conning tower people were using? Was it common during the interwar and WW1 years or was it a Japanese thing?

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