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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Gun's that, when fired, cause the screen to focus on the bullet rather than the player.

vvvvv Oh, I don't mean as in guided missiles. I just mean as in the camera follows the bullets (presumably prioritizing the earliest fired currently on screen) instead of the player.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Oct 4, 2015

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HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax

Discendo Vox posted:

Gun's that, when fired, cause the screen to focus on the bullet rather than the player.

oh man i loved the guided missiles from descent 2. i'd say put those in but i don't know that they would make a lot of sense outside of the kind of 3d mazes that game's levels were

HMS Boromir fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Oct 3, 2015

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Nanomashoes posted:

every sound effect replaced with WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAA

Or water water water-2 water

(from way back during a development video, please someone else remember)

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Please make this a gun's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwxN8sCIOOE

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
gun's that just spit out the phrase "please stop posting and suggesting gun's"

Jim Flatline
Sep 23, 2015

ALFbrot posted:

gun's that just spit out the phrase "please stop posting and suggesting gun's"

Agreed,

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

i had just assumed that this was the thread for running jokes into the ground

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
Put your gun's to work for you. "To win [one of seven copies of the new four-game pack from the creators of Serious Sam Double D], fire up ye old MSPaint and draw us the craziest enemy or gun you can think of. Keep it SFW, but otherwise go nuts! Contest ends 10/5/15 @ 11:59 PST"

Rrussom
May 13, 2009
I wish more games featured women turning into toilets. I want toilet transformers.
A gun that leaves permanently if you arent wearing the right emblem.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

setafd posted:

i had just assumed that this was the thread for running jokes into the ground
We are way beyond that point now.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Sleeveless posted:

Barkleycore has been a legitimate cinematic subgenre for years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPw6hvYC-p4

My backer money was spent well, ToG

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


setafd posted:

i had just assumed that this was the thread for running jokes into the ground

gunning jokes into the ground

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
a affix thatm akes it so you do more damage to things that are already dead

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
A gun that does nothing but spawns more enemies.

A gun that cuts the enemy's life in half, never quite killing them.

A super soaker filled with kerosene.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
Possible speedrun/cheesing methods discovered:

Method 1: Get an Ankh gun and then make as many copies as you can and now you can get past some difficult areas that you have no business being in.

Method 2: Banish yourself and then hope you get a good wormhole near whatever place you wanted to go to.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

You're gonna leave those in, right?

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Fayez Butts posted:

You're gonna leave those in, right?

No reason to take them out.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
Have an ending that permanently ruins your ability to get other endings, like in Undertale.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Gortarius posted:

Possible speedrun/cheesing methods discovered:

Method 1: Get an Ankh gun and then make as many copies as you can and now you can get past some difficult areas that you have no business being in.

Method 2: Banish yourself and then hope you get a good wormhole near whatever place you wanted to go to.

speedrun your barkley 2 experience by deleting the game as soon as it finishes downloading

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
To deter the types of people who speedrun brand new games just for the boost in viewers it gives their stream put an unskipable cutscene before the last boss fight that has procedurally generated conversation that gets shorter and shorter every time you complete the game.

SeXReX fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Oct 6, 2015

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Gortarius posted:

No reason to take them out.

Have it change the ending if you do it.

este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum
A gun that when equipped, begins mining GunCoin's, which consume all available CPU.

the shadow toker
Apr 22, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
hi, i heard this was the thread to complain about the garbage custom-made anatomically correct cyberdwarf body pillows Tale's Of Game's provides??

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
I wanna keep being the ideas guy. Do you need ideas for zaubers? Please say you need ideas for zaubers I am just overflowing with ideas!!!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
A Zauber that plays a single note of the imperial march every time you swing it

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Freakazoid_ posted:

I wanna keep being the ideas guy. Do you need ideas for zaubers? Please say you need ideas for zaubers I am just overflowing with ideas!!!

I think what they need right now are people to create digital marketing experiences for the Barkley Gaiden brand. Would you describe yourself as a social media maven?

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Chekhov's gun of plot

fires tv tropes

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
th barkley univercity, califroina

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
A zauber that makes you teleport a short distance, then stand motionless for a brief period before anything between where you started and where you ended explodes into a fountain of blood.

Bonus points if you somehow work cutting to close ups of both your and the enemies eyes taking up half the screen split diagonally.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pierogi posted:

Chekhov's gun of plot

fires tv tropes

Gun's that quote :tvtropes:

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

Improbable Lobster posted:

Gun's that quote :tvtropes:

That gun would be even more of a war crime than the gun that shoots posts from this thread

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

a gun that sets off a hidden global trigger that delete's all gun's from everyones steam cloud save, forever.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
A gun that removes the last third of the game, but it's ok because it's thematic.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Gun's that are also Zaubers

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
This gun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyLCPDLlfwU


/end discussion

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

I hope this entire thread gets put on DwarfNET

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Philip Rivers posted:

I hope this entire thread gets put on DwarfNET

On that day, we will all be truck pump.

GoodluckJonathan
Oct 31, 2003

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

On that day, we will all be truck pump.

Can't wait.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
when is this game coming out?

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Chef Boyardee posted:

When will the game be released?
[/b]The current estimate is late 2013 or early 2014. We've done a lot of good work so far but we've got a long way to go!


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