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ashgromnies posted:junior nerds are the dumbest what owns about this post is i can basically guarantee i've forgotten more about unix than you'll ever learn
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Oct 16, 2015 15:59
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You can disable/hide the win 7 tracking updates but they'll probably just push them again like they did for the one that nags you to upgrade to windows 10 
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Oct 16, 2015 16:07
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deep impact on vhs posted:what owns about this post is i can basically guarantee i've forgotten more about unix than you'll ever learn ahahahaha no. there is absolutely no way that's true. but if you'd like i could give you a test and embarrass you 
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Oct 16, 2015 16:10
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Computer user checking in. I have windows 10. I use the computer avidly. I enjoy win 10.
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Oct 16, 2015 16:14
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ashgromnies posted:ahahahaha
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Oct 16, 2015 16:17
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deep impact on vhs posted:what owns about this post is i can basically guarantee i've forgotten more about unix than you'll ever learn let's start easy what are some of the major differences of BSD vs SysV? describe the x86-64 calling convention on modern unix-derived systems, e.g. how are function parameters and return values passed between stack frames? describe a stack frame. describe the posix process initialization process. which system calls are made? how is memory laid out after the process starts? in which direction does the stack grow? what's the difference between stack and heap memory? okay these are just some of the basic questions i ask during interviews to make sure applicants aren't total clowns, don't cheat and use google to answer 
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Oct 16, 2015 16:25
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This thread just took a turn for the gay.
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Oct 16, 2015 16:27
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ashgromnies posted:let's start easy do I need to know this to upgrade to Win10? I'm hosed
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Oct 16, 2015 16:29
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Oh no, not suggested apps! The horror!
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Oct 16, 2015 16:30
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(nerd) fight fight fight! :popcorn:
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Oct 16, 2015 16:30
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ElGroucho posted:Oh no, not suggested apps! The horror! ikr? I mean who doesn't love seeing ads every time they launch an application. Bunch of whiny babies imo
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Oct 16, 2015 16:31
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ashgromnies posted:let's start easy Hey look, it's an autist face off like on that show mr robot.
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Oct 16, 2015 16:40
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ashgromnies posted:let's start easy your office is probably a smelly, horrible place because the only people who memorize platform ABI details are turbo-sperg beardlords
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Oct 16, 2015 16:41
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"I know more about nerd poo poo" "No I know more about nerd poo poo" I hope they both have gross sex with each other and we all get to watch and laugh at how gross the sex is but secretly we all want to join in.
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Oct 16, 2015 16:41
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Bamford Brownstone posted:"I know more about nerd poo poo" same
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Oct 16, 2015 16:43
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ashgromnies posted:let's start easy lessee 1) well, BSD usually confabulates the glonckers with an extra parity bit, and SysV re-dongles a DIMM/SIMM unit until chip creep is at maximum 2) the x86-64 calling convention usually calls between 3:00 and 4:00 am to beg for donations. function parameters are displayed on a teleprompter, and stacks of the donated cash are kept in frames for easy transport 3) the PPIP usually calls 911 for you incase of emergency or 411 in case of a pizza emergency. once the pizza is delivered, a game of memory is played, laid out ike normal i.e. a bunch of face down cards in a grid pattern. once the kids go to bed, my stack usually grows up, although my stack memory tells me there have been times it has actually shrunk and/or become a negative. stack emmory is also memory of all the phat stacks you've made, while heap memory only applies to times you jumped in a pile of leaves as a kid. watch out for slugs! 4) do i get thge job?
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Oct 16, 2015 16:45
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Bamford Brownstone posted:This thread just took a turn for the gay.
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Oct 16, 2015 16:48
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ashgromnies posted:let's start easy this is really embarrassing, you should feel embarrassed
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Oct 16, 2015 16:50
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proof of concept posted:if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear! A naked man has few secrets, a keylogged man has none
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Oct 16, 2015 16:51
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Bamford Brownstone posted:This thread just took a turn for the gay.
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Oct 16, 2015 16:52
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ashgromnies posted:let's start easy This made me sad You make me sad
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Oct 16, 2015 16:54
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Claven666 posted:lessee hmmmm... hmmm.. yep it checks out. you start monday. welcome aboard! *and thats how radium became admin, charlie brown*
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Oct 16, 2015 16:54
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Bamford Brownstone posted:"I know more about nerd poo poo" I want to pee on them from like a balcony while they have shame sex in a back alley of SF's Tenderloin dist.
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Oct 16, 2015 16:54
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Walrus dick itt now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmbqrQbM0qk
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Oct 16, 2015 16:54
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ashgromnies posted:let's start easy the literal fact that you took the time to type this out is hilarious lmao first off, literally none of this applies to my job as a sysadmin for a major software development company aside from sysv/bsd differences and we don't use bsd or any bsd derivatives in any of our environments second, lmao at the fact that you would ask these questions in a technical interview- it's the year of our lord 2015, this poo poo is largely irrelevant unless you're a kernel developer or developing low-level utilities or otherwise doing something specialized i'm honestly not sure why i'm even taking the time to reply to you considering you're an idiot but such is life i suppose
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Oct 16, 2015 17:02
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I'm still on Vista because tbh I have no idea how to upgrade without losing my pics and music
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Oct 16, 2015 17:02
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 Tiny Lowtax posted:I'm still on Vista because tbh I have no idea how to upgrade without losing my pics and music Makes sense
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Oct 16, 2015 17:06
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I'm still on Vista because tbh I have no idea how to upgrade without losing my pics and music i love my technically illiterate goon grandma
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Oct 16, 2015 17:07
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goonma? grandgoon?
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Oct 16, 2015 17:07
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she looks like a reall. nice lady and i hope i can meet a nice lady like her when i work in aged care
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Oct 16, 2015 17:08
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lonesomedwarf posted:she looks like a reall. nice lady and i hope i can meet a nice lady like her when i work in aged care one time when i was in middle school i volunteered at an old folks home and they were all really chill and cool we played bingo and one of the ladies called me handsome and gave me chocolate 
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Oct 16, 2015 17:09
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deep impact on vhs posted:one time when i was in middle school i volunteered at an old folks home and they were all really chill and cool nice, all ive gotten so far is called fat and a cup of urine in the face. well i havent started yet but it will probably happen that way
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Oct 16, 2015 17:10
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for people that changed from 7 to 10 are you having a better time or is it just advertisements and data collecting you have to turn off
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Oct 16, 2015 17:11
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ashgromnies posted:let's start easy It's people like you that make the world a horrible loving place and spawn the likes of ISIS.
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Oct 16, 2015 17:11
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lonesomedwarf posted:nice, all ive gotten so far is called fat and a cup of urine in the face. well i havent started yet but it will probably happen that way just be nice to the old people and don't treat them like babies and you'll be fine, also make sure you communicate with the staff regularly so that you don't do anything wrong
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Oct 16, 2015 17:11
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we already knew this was the future of computing, we can finally say "the future is now!"
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Oct 16, 2015 17:14
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I surely wouldn't use a system with apps plastered all over the  oh.
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Oct 16, 2015 17:16
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why do you need to buy or even search for an industrial robotic arm?
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Oct 16, 2015 17:17
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CrashCat posted:I surely wouldn't use a system with apps plastered all over the slashdot mobile is literal hell on earth
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