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Sort of an obvious joke but i laughed. Never change, JRROSE!
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Fried Chicken posted:Is there a read for this that isn't a straight Kelly? "Without classy outlets like Playboy, those floozies are going to have to go into hardcore porn to show their cans! Shame on you Hef!" No that's exactly what he means. Hugh Hefner is complicit in putting women in danger when they now have to expose themselves via SOME GIZMO rather than CLASSY PLAYBOY.
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Oct 16, 2015 15:26
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Crain posted:This is extra funny because she's already irrelevant again. 9.8% is better than Webb.
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Oct 16, 2015 15:28
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How could Playboy getting rid of nudity seen as anything but more respect for women? But then again, I'm expecting more from a man who beats his wife, so...
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ikanreed posted:9.8% is better than Webb. Webb is also irrelevant. And 9.8% is abysmal right now. The GOP wanted someone, anyone, to try and oppose Trump. They tried Fiorina for a hot second but then went with Carson. She's done and Allie is just going to spend two weeks in his own little world
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Oct 16, 2015 15:45
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seiferguy posted:How could Playboy getting rid of nudity seen as anything but more respect for women? But then again, I'm expecting more from a man who beats his wife, so... It's not about respect; it's about putting small businesspeople out of work.
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Weapons are dangerous, and there should be restrictions on who can have them and where, regardless of the excuses some people might give for having them. A Pro-Gun Control Cartoon.
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prefect posted:Because a circuit board, like a spear, can easily be used to injure people. I have shed much blood on the insides of my PC, the exposed metal always seems so sharp.
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Oct 16, 2015 15:55
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Crain posted:Webb is also irrelevant. Reminder that at this point in 2012 Herman Cain was leading or tied with Romney, Gingrich was right around 9%, and Santorum was barely registering in polls. In December, Gingrich led by 10+ points over Romney. In February, Santorum took a 5 point lead over Romney. We are still very early in the primary cycle (but I agree with your broader point, Fiorina is unlikely to mount a serious challenge).
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Oct 16, 2015 16:07
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I'd say "go home, Tinsley, you're drunk", but it's redundant
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Oct 16, 2015 16:09
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gradenko_2000 posted:Was it an Asay that bemoaned the Norsemen turning into gun-scared girlymen after the island shooting incident?  RIP Asay's pen
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Oct 16, 2015 16:21
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Love that one. "Pillaging and slaughtering is cool and good" -Chuck Asay advocating for gun ownership
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Oct 16, 2015 16:24
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Arch-Christian Chuck Asay bemoaning the decline of the people who raided monasteries.
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Oct 16, 2015 16:27
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Hey now I'm sure Chuck was just saying that those guys needed to get their poo poo together and start cracking down on white power/far right/nationalist groups in their country, really go after all these white terrorists, just like he said we needed to go after the Muslim ones. You know, because he's not a racist or anything, he's just pro justice.
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Oct 16, 2015 16:38
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Oct 16, 2015 16:53
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Best Bad Reporter in a while right here: Cat Fancy one is great.
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D.N. Nation posted:IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. <pant pant> But why would he make a clock, when better clocks already exist and you can just buy one? Doesn;t make sense...
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Oct 16, 2015 16:56
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Is it just me, or are the spear and sword completely superfluous?
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Technowolf posted:Is it just me, or are the spear and sword completely superfluous? Well, it's just like the superfluous sticks of dynamite attached to the clock!
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Technowolf posted:Is it just me, or are the spear and sword completely superfluous? The "joke" in that cartoon is that the viking took a pre-existing sundial and just attached a sword and spear to it in order to disguise his weapons. You know, just like Ahmed took a clock and attached a bomb to it so he could smuggle it into the classroom.
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Josef bugman posted:I have no idea how someone could be so utterly insensitive. I mean did no-one call him out on the fact that he murdered children? Jesus loving christ. Vikings killed children and we remember them fondly!
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Josef bugman posted:I have no idea how someone could be so utterly insensitive. I mean did no-one call him out on the fact that he murdered children? Jesus loving christ. I think someone here wrote an email about it.
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D.N. Nation posted:IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. IT WAS A CLOCK, YOU IDIOT HACKS. IT WASN'T A BOMB. <pant pant> Nonono, you see, the authorities knew it wasn't a bomb. But Ahmed clearly intended for people to think it was a bomb, and that's why they needed to handcuff him. Is there a :rightwingnutsay: smiley? Meh, I guess  works well enough.
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D.N. Nation posted:Virginia is a huge rear end in a top hat when it comes to speeding. I love crossing from NC into VA on I-85, in the absolute middle of nowhere, deep in the woods, and all the signs telling you they're watching your degenerate self speed via helicopters. And they mean it. The "bears in the air" were implemented by now presidential candidate Jim Gilmore! And also, there's no funding whatsoever for airplane speed monitoring but they kept the signs... to scare us?
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Xenoveritas posted:Nonono, you see, the authorities knew it wasn't a bomb. But Ahmed clearly intended for people to think it was a bomb, and that's why they needed to handcuff him. Also he was testing the school's security to prepare for a REAL bomb later and/or baiting the police so he could sue them
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Xenoveritas posted:Nonono, you see, the authorities knew it wasn't a bomb. But Ahmed clearly intended for people to think it was a bomb, and that's why they needed to handcuff him. dude just use  or  and a /, don't impugn the good name of a very noble and extremely well-respected football franchise 
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Josef bugman posted:I have no idea how someone could be so utterly insensitive. I mean did no-one call him out on the fact that he murdered children? Jesus loving christ. Legitimately curious about Asay. Where the gently caress was he printed?
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loquacius posted:dude just use But it's patssay, not greenbaysay, and Green Bay is the closest football team I can come up with to being "noble and well-respected." The least, of course, would have to be the team already caught cheating in the very first game of their season. Edit: Not to mention the Patriots tricorner hat thingy works perfectly for the Tea Party.
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Xenoveritas posted:But it's patssay, not greenbaysay, and Green Bay is the closest football team I can come up with to being "noble and well-respected." The least, of course, would have to be the team already caught cheating in the very first game of their season. Did Tom Brady run over your dog or something?
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Kajeesus posted:[sports team] is a paragon of virtue and truth and must never be impugned, while [different sports team] literally gargles involuntarily aborted fetal tissue inbetween sessions of defiling [sport] in ways Dante wouldn't wish on the foulest of sinners. Pats are legit poo poo tho.
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Kajeesus posted:[sports team] is a paragon of virtue and truth and must never be impugned, while [different sports team] literally gargles involuntarily aborted fetal tissue inbetween sessions of defiling [sport] in ways Dante wouldn't wish on the foulest of sinners. If someone changed my avatar to a mashup of Tom Brady with the "just making sure there are no survivors" cartoon I'd actually be into it (also people get madder about the Patriots in this thread than any other including the literal Deflategate thread in TFF  )
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Vartiter posted:"Would definitely accuse Jesus of being 'unchristlike' if He were on Earth today" The whole comic is the most  thing. "lol at this guy who wants to be popular on the internet and thinks he has Christianity right. He doesn't. Please read my webcomic and make me popular on the internet, I have Christianity right."
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My favorite part of the comic is the shellfish part where he provides literally no comeback to it. Like he actually just brings up a point hat hurts his own argument. He does this multiple times if you notice it, he'll leave this huge obvious gaps for comebacks. Ford always seems so hilariously smug in all his comics. Like he really thinks in that Submit to you husband comic that he just laid a sick burn on liberals with that "Heh, my view isn't very hip or with it huh? Well thank GOD!" Has Adam Ford made any other cartoons about homosexuals? OldTennisCourt fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Oct 16, 2015 |
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MariusLecter posted:Vikings killed children and we remember them fondly! About 1200 years will change a lot of how we see people. Flip Yr Wig posted:Legitimately curious about Asay. Where the gently caress was he printed? I hope, desperatly, only within his mind and here because I can't imagine people going "hmm yes hmm" and thinking that the cartoon has some good points without feeling really rather angry.
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