Tasteless Tattoos: Its like a play on words n shit

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Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

Realtalk, Jesus couldn't have tapped if he wanted to

# ? Oct 15, 2015 07:26

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# ? May 24, 2024 06:08

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

"Lord why have you forsaken me" is a verbal tap.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 14:17

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

"Yo G-man if at all possible take this cup from me" while sweating blood sounds like a tap.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 16:37

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Jesus totally did the bleeding thing to himself, quick slice-slice with a hidden razorblade before they put the crown on him. Ooooold trick.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 17:04

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

CommonShore posted:

"Lord why have you forsaken me" is a verbal tap.

If that's not tapping out, I don't know what is

# ? Oct 15, 2015 21:53

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I thought he was so muscular he broke the crucifix with his massive biceps. :confused:

# ? Oct 15, 2015 22:01

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Picnic Princess posted:

I thought he was so muscular he broke the crucifix with his massive biceps.

IIRC he couldn't even carry the thing, let along snap it like a twig.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 22:40

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 16, 2015 02:46

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

PCOS Bill posted:

Never wheat shredded eat.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 03:17

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

PCOS Bill posted:

Maybe they're a mahjong player?

# ? Oct 16, 2015 04:23

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

They're supposed to look up at it while lying on their back.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 04:36

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

DorkusMalorkus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNEWKUxUL6Q
"Who's drunk enough to get nailed by wood?"

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:53

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 16, 2015 09:46

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
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Say Nothing posted:

"tfw you notice her love handles have love handles"

# ? Oct 16, 2015 10:25

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

Every time I see this I think of

# ? Oct 16, 2015 10:38

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Say Nothing posted:

The wolf's horror at its existence on someone's grossly distended panniculus was beautifully captured by an idiot man-child of a tattoo "artist".

# ? Oct 16, 2015 13:42

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Elissimpark posted:

Maybe they're a mahjong player?

If so, they really should have put the chinese characters on; be kinda weird, though, since it's hard to rotate your arm 180 degrees to remember who's what wind.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 14:21

Pannus: Mar 14, 2004

It's not the orientation of the tattoo that's dumb, it's the fact that east and west are switched around

# ? Oct 16, 2015 14:32

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Panniculus Rift posted:

It's not the orientation of the tattoo that's dumb, it's the fact that east and west are switched around

Please elaborate.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 14:58

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

Subjunctive posted:

Please elaborate.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 17:44

HappyKitty: Jul 11, 2005

Maybe it's meant to be seen in a mirror.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 18:13

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Put a magnetized needle in the center and instead of using it point to where north is, turn your body until the needle lines up with the direction that you want to be facing :science:

# ? Oct 16, 2015 18:18

HappyKitty: Jul 11, 2005

Sentient Data posted:

Put a magnetized needle in the center and instead of using it point to where north is, turn your body until the needle lines up with the direction that you want to be facing

# ? Oct 16, 2015 18:26

canis minor: May 4, 2011

Tyrannosaurus posted:

http://earthsci.org/education/fieldsk/compass/compass.html

ninja edit: it's still dumb

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:12

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

So the idea is to have a compass that not only points north, but also indicates what direction you are currently facing? I... I guess that makes some kind of sense, but really only if you don't want to take the extra, entirely negligible step of converting it in your head. That goes for the azimuth stuff too.

Of course the real stupidity here is that it is a tattoo of a compass that doesn't point north unless you already know what direction that is.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:31

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

RickVoid posted:

So the idea is to have a compass that not only points north, but also indicates what direction you are currently facing? I... I guess that makes some kind of sense, but really only if you don't want to take the extra, entirely negligible step of converting it in your head. That goes for the azimuth stuff too.

Of course the real stupidity here is that it is a tattoo of a compass that doesn't point north unless you already know what direction that is.

No, the real stupidity is loving up east and west. Jesus Christ.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:33

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Lord Frisk posted:

No, the real stupidity is loving up east and west. Jesus Christ.

Go... go click the link above my post. It's still dumb, but it is a thing.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:45

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

He didn't get a compass tattoo, he got a compass rose. Something that doesn't change and doesn't give a gently caress about azimuthal direction. It's a bad tattoo, not a bad compass.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 21:02

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

It's a hipster compass. You probably never heard of it.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 22:24

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The wolf's horror at its existence on someone's grossly distended panniculus was beautifully captured by an idiot man-child of a tattoo "artist".

I think (hope, pray) that's someone's lower back. But you're right about the wolf's horror.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 23:08

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I think (hope, pray) that's someone's lower back. But you're right about the wolf's horror.

Yeah, back. You can see calves in the background.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 23:27

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I think (hope, pray) that's someone's lower back. But you're right about the wolf's horror.

Holy poo poo, you're right, that's someone's back. From this, I get an intuitive feel for the term "fatback".

# ? Oct 17, 2015 00:02

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

LingcodKilla posted:

It's a hipster compass. You probably never heard of it.

Ive come to the conclusion that IS a hipster compass tattoo, designed to bait people into telling him its wrong so he can.explain azimuthal direction with his stupid badly done poo poo tattoo and get hipster points.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 07:18