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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Naming your kid Raistlin or whatever is pretty terrible, but it's still better than, like, Teaghyn.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I thought it was Bastion?

Anyway, name your kid whatever you want. I went to grade school with a girl whose last name was Butts so obviously we can't even get last names right.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

HEY NONG MAN posted:

I thought it was Bastion?

Anyway, name your kid whatever you want. I went to grade school with a girl whose last name was Butts so obviously we can't even get last names right.

At least the last names aren't chosen. Although I wonder how the conversation went when her mom was deciding if she wanted to give up her maiden name

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



http://i.imgur.com/sVgLfzS.webm

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

HEY NONG MAN posted:

I thought it was Bastion?

Anyway, name your kid whatever you want. I went to grade school with a girl whose last name was Butts so obviously we can't even get last names right.

I know a guy named Bob Butts, he's a hell of a guitar player.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and a friend of mine from hs has named two of her children after a video game and an 80s movie:

aeris seraphina (two first names)

bastian




we laughed our asses off when she announced over fb each time

a former coworker of mine and a big joss whedon fan announced to fb she named her kid inara

there's not much you can say to that that doesn't involve shaking your head

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and a friend of mine from hs has named two of her children after a video game and an 80s movie:

aeris seraphina (two first names)

bastian




we laughed our asses off when she announced over fb each time

gently caress you my name is bastian and its old greek you philistine

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I'm gonna name my kid xXx_Bass*chin_xXx, asterisk and underscores included, and the SAT answer sheet's name bubbles can go gently caress themselves.

Now, let's get back to the jay pegs

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5lH4l9Ii04

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

This isn't the swole thread.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Hell no I don't want to talk go those people. Gf just coaches their kids and the roster sheet looks like alphabet soup

Ex: Linley (not Lindsey) pronounced "Lin-Lee" with a stop inbetween. Not a small Asian girl as I had though, just really weird WASP parents. Others: Ashlynn, Bruklyn, Brett, Skylur. All girls

You might say they are "WASPies"

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

rip tb

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

ghosTTy fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Oct 16, 2015

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
I have met several Kylers in the past week or two alone.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Stinky_Pete posted:

I'm gonna name my kid xXx_Bass*chin_xXx, asterisk and underscores included, and the SAT answer sheet's name bubbles can go gently caress themselves.

Now, let's get back to the jay pegs



i see the african ymca program was a success

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Name your child whatever sad lonely internet people will resent the absolute most

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

les fleurs du mall posted:

Name your child whatever sad lonely internet people will resent the absolute most

aka your child in 20 years.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Howard Beale posted:

a former coworker of mine and a big joss whedon fan announced to fb she named her kid inara

there's not much you can say to that that doesn't involve shaking your head

That's actually the least offensive name on this page. Pretty passable if someone hasn't seen Firefly. But then again, you've named your
kid after a prostitute.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Automatic Slim posted:

But then again, you've named your
kid after a prostitute.

escort, tyvm

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Automatic Slim posted:

That's actually the least offensive name on this page. Pretty passable if someone hasn't seen Firefly. But then again, you've named your
kid after a prostitute.

Trap sprung :whitewater:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

theblackw0lf posted:

True, but the fact that so few remember it, shows why a movement why OWS is so important. Because real change in the narrative comes from the people rising up and changing it, not from politicians.

Obama could have talked about income inequality all he wanted. It wasn't till a mass movement like OWS though that cause the media and the politicians to really pay attention to it though.

This is also why I'm very skeptical of the belief that a President can really change the narrative.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah if you think about it ows changed a lot of things such as

bacon flaps
Mar 1, 2005

every day im hustlin

Howard Beale posted:

a former coworker of mine and a big joss whedon fan announced to fb she named her kid inara

there's not much you can say to that that doesn't involve shaking your head

Name all children after forgotten ancient pantheons.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
qfwabtl it is

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
will teach my children to dance the dance of the she-goat

The Trap
Oct 14, 2015

by Cowcaster

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
kids just look douchey now because cameras are so much better and easier to use. put a flash, 1/60 shutter speed and an orange date stamp on that photo and suddenly it's ok.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

HEY NONG MAN posted:

kids just look douchey now because cameras are so much better and easier to use. put a flash, 1/60 shutter speed and an orange date stamp on that photo and suddenly it's ok.

:cripes: oh gods........he/she is correct.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


If that's who I think it is it's probably safe to assume that kid is a douche and it's not due to technology.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
naming my kid qwertyuiop

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

les fleurs du mall posted:

Name your child whatever sad lonely internet people will resent the absolute most

my firstborn is going to be Stephen Austin

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
If I have kids, they're getting the most generic names possible. I feel like something, "unique," would put their life on hard mode and make them too easily googled.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
giove your kid a barcode name, that's the future!!

Illliilliililiiill

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Post ur kid itt with the name

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what is this thread about? :confused:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
dad gay your butt is gone!!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
this is a tremendous day in the history of these forums... :(((((((((((((

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

nomadologique posted:

dad gay your butt is gone!!

ya i dunno someone hates me i guess they keep changing my "av" to different things or messages. what a racket!

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