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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

14 INCH DICK posted:

Make sure the donuts are adjusted for inflation.



That explains the obesity problem.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

14 INCH DICK posted:

Make sure the donuts are adjusted for inflation.



So is he happy that donut holes are finally tight enough for his dick in 1948? I'm not very good at reading human emotion.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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14 INCH DICK posted:

Make sure the donuts are adjusted for inflation.



Seems like in 1927 they didn't know how to regulate the room/fryer temperature. They may have figured one of them out in '37. Thank goodness they finally figured it all out in 1948 to bring us the delicious cake donuts we know today! I'd like to thank my 4 years working in a bakery in my early teens for this knowledge.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Thank goodness donuts are twice the overall diameter now too

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

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Oct 30, 2009

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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Picnic Princess posted:

So is he happy that donut holes are finally tight enough for his dick in 1948? I'm not very good at reading human emotion.

I always thought that Michael Cera was a weird creep and you just confirmed it.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

if only gervais was a funny knob though. hes just objectively a little gross and dumb.

Please tell us more about how things you don't like are objectively gross and dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfelqZpapZA

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Do not pull the lever marked "Organ Interlock".

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

I'm laughing way too hard at this.

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008


Please stand by while we are now calibrating ... The nozzles.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


"This shower is going to feel so good. And 45 seconds later I'm out of hot water."

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Zopotantor posted:

Do not pull the lever marked "Organ Interlock".

Ye gods, you'll never feel so clean

Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.


WarpedNaba posted:

Ye gods, you'll never feel so clean

Where we're going, you don't need skin...

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

"This shower is going to feel so good. And 45 seconds later I'm out of hot water."

To be fair you'll get real clean in those 45 seconds.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Best Bidet Ever.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
How do you lather up when there's a great jet of water coming at you from everywhere? Or is there so much pressure that you don't need to do anything and it could probably double as a tattoo removal system?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Gromit posted:

How do you lather up when there's a great jet of water coming at you from everywhere? Or is there so much pressure that you don't need to do anything and it could probably double as a tattoo removal system?
Navy shower.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gromit posted:

How do you lather up when there's a great jet of water coming at you from everywhere? Or is there so much pressure that you don't need to do anything and it could probably double as a tattoo removal system?

Would

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

WarpedNaba posted:

Ye gods, you'll never feel so clean

Best to leave the tap marked 'Old Faithful' well alone.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Lizard Combatant posted:

Best to leave the tap marked 'Old Faithful' well alone.

Unless you're a woman

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

PittTheElder posted:

Navy shower.

Been there. They would also need a valve to unpredictably cut water off for a random amount of time, usually happening when you're covered in soap.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Lizard Combatant posted:

Best to leave the tap marked 'Old Faithful' well alone.

Undercarriage wash and wax is extra.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

IMPORTANT UPDATE

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
:froggonk:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The MSJ posted:

IMPORTANT UPDATE



does anyone have the first one handy?

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



The MSJ posted:

IMPORTANT UPDATE



Feel good story of the year.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

The MSJ posted:

IMPORTANT UPDATE



I never thought I'd live to see this!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

fong posted:

does anyone have the first one handy?

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

The MSJ posted:

IMPORTANT UPDATE



I'm actually genuinely glad they were able to patch things up.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

The MSJ posted:

IMPORTANT UPDATE



Came for the incredibly serious overwrought explanation, stayed for the Twilight reference and #LoveWins.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Good for you, Asif :3:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bart Fargo posted:

I'm actually genuinely glad they were able to patch things up.

Same.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

PittTheElder posted:

Navy shower.

Well there you go, I learned something (and am somewhat embarrassed I didn't think of that as a solution.) But gently caress that - there are few things in this world better than an awesome shower, and turning the water off halfway through is not that.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
For some reason, I had thought that Salman was the dude on the right in the original pic.

Looking at the second pic briefly confused me cos I though Salman had ditched Asif and was now hanging with Mudasir.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Gromit posted:

Well there you go, I learned something (and am somewhat embarrassed I didn't think of that as a solution.) But gently caress that - there are few things in this world better than an awesome shower, and turning the water off halfway through is not that.

And you call yourself an Aussie :argh:




Saving water is everyone's responsibility.


Also great when you don't want to have to mess with getting the temp and pressure right every time you shower.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Gorilla Salad posted:

Saving water is everyone's responsibility.


You get those people in AZ to stop trying to have a green lawn in the desert, and then you can come talk to me about my shower habits.

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