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I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

Broken Cog posted:

Was he charged with anything? Temporarily expelled? Is there any laws for compensation for this, if the school acted out of order? What is the status on the case?

If he was lead away by police, that's bad, but was it unlawful?

He was suspended, actually.

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Acropolis
Feb 21, 2014

Internet Webguy posted:

Wow. That first part makes it even worse. I wonder what his cousins would think if they knew he would rather have them dead than not have the ability to own a gun.

If heaven exists they'll never have a chance to tell him.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Not My Leg posted:

My friend and I disassembled a clock when we were about 9 or 10. We also disassembled other stuff and then randomly wired it back together and plugged it in. That's how you make a bomb fire in your bedroom.


Trans-Pacific Flip: Partnership

I think of all the cartoonists in this thread, with the exception of some outliers like BARRY, I think Gosse's wrinkly, huge headed pundits constantly asking for a chest-height high-five are the most disturbing to me. They are just so.. OFF. :gonk:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

The Ape of Naples posted:

The press already did something like this. I need to find the article.

Fake edit:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ahmed-mohamed-head-gang-teacher-article-1.2378712

quote:

In middle school, Mohamed racked up weeks of suspensions, and once pranked a classroom by using a homemade remote control to turn off a projector, the Morning News reported. When he was sent to the principal's office, he declared his First Amendment rights.

This kid sounds rad and I want to hang out with him :colbert:

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Now this is a story all about how...

Wait, is Damon's kid aging at accelerated pace? I know we've mentioned this before, but does Muir think black folks age at some arbitrary rate, going back and forth in age at random? Because I'm pretty sure that's what's happening here.

Besides that, this comic makes no sense.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Huh, so it turned out being a grey child was just a larval form and now Damon Jr. has fully pupated into a 14 year old bodied human in a number of 7 years.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I hope the feds raid that religious compound and save the dozens of children who are forced to live there.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 216 days!

Lemming posted:

I hope the feds raid that religious compound and save the dozens of children who are forced to live there.

Police raided a cult on the Mexican border today, freeing dozens of imprisoned children. The cult compund, referred to by members as "the fuckbarn"...

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


KillerJunglist posted:

Now this is a story all about how...

Wait, is Damon's kid aging at accelerated pace? I know we've mentioned this before, but does Muir think black folks age at some arbitrary rate, going back and forth in age at random? Because I'm pretty sure that's what's happening here.

Besides that, this comic makes no sense.

You know how it is with black people. When they're three they look twelve. When they're twelve they look like a fully grown man who's reaching for his belt line too fast and it's a drat shame the police had to shoot him.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


I think there's something to the theory that they just have dozens of welfare checks tax credits BLEED THE BEASTchildren running around, and they're all interchangeaby referred to with a handful of names. Considering how progressively cult-y they're becoming, it seems fitting.

EDIT:

"During the once again tragic raid on a cult compound, we've received reports that children have been struck and killed by bullets from either side in the standoff. Known casualties or wounded include Javiers #1, #3, #4, #5, #7 and apparently another #7."

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I don't think Zed has seen a child in years, so he just randomly ages them up...and sometimes down because at the end of the day he's a lazy poo poo and forgets the ages of these kids.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Rorus Raz posted:

I don't think Zed has seen a child in years, so he just randomly ages them up...and sometimes down because at the end of the day he's a lazy poo poo and forgets the ages of these kids.

"I believe Zed has send-them-to-the-cornfield powers."
—Rorus Raz

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry

Rorus Raz posted:

I don't think Zed has seen a child in years, so he just randomly ages them up...and sometimes down because at the end of the day he's a lazy poo poo and forgets the ages of these kids.

Hey, give him a break, sometimes you can't find the correct image in google search in the first 5 results, you gotta make compromises.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

If I was Muir, I'd aged those kids to like 10 now so we can have tons of millennials and homeschooling jokes.

Max
Nov 30, 2002


It took me so, so long to figure out what the gently caress Damon was talking at in that last panel.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Rorus Raz posted:

I don't think Zed has seen a child in years, so he just randomly ages them up...and sometimes down because at the end of the day he's a lazy poo poo and forgets the ages of these kids.

I like that at this point Muir's obvious self-insert has become so unreal that we've finally started calling the author by Zed.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

This just in, a thing the President didn't say about a news story over a year and a half old.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it


Edit: whoops. Nevermind.

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Oct 17, 2015

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



I hate this duck.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Spoeank posted:



You're so loving lazy, duck.

You're so loving retarded, Spoeank.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I caught my mistake and already edited it out, ya butt :colbert:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I wish ur parents caught their mistake in the womb and edited you out.




I also hate that duck too.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


Hillary Clinton is driving her campaign in an illegal and dangerous way, and can only be stopped by the Benghazi committee. A Cartoon That Could Run In The Times

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Isn't black powder no longer used as a propellant in modern firearms? So why would the eminently grounded and practical Wayne be hauling around some antique/replica gun that's higher maintenance and more likely to break down on him? Unless...They're blanks! Wayne's involved in cowboy mounted shooting! That's why he rides around all day and never does any actual ranch work, or posses any livestock to actually work on.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Baloogan posted:

You're so loving retarded, Spoeank.
Look, he did as much research as Tinsley. It's only fair.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

Not My Leg posted:

My friend and I disassembled a clock when we were about 9 or 10. We also disassembled other stuff and then randomly wired it back together and plugged it in. That's how you make a bomb fire in your bedroom.


Trans-Pacific Flip: Partnership

While this may be confusing even by Gosse standards, I think he did a pretty good job of fusing a Hillary and a Trump caricature.

By Gosse standards.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

there wolf posted:

Isn't black powder no longer used as a propellant in modern firearms? So why would the eminently grounded and practical Wayne be hauling around some antique/replica gun that's higher maintenance and more likely to break down on him? Unless...They're blanks! Wayne's involved in cowboy mounted shooting! That's why he rides around all day and never does any actual ranch work, or posses any livestock to actually work on.

Confession time: I'm into old-timey shoot sports. I've done traditional archery for a few years now and plan on moving into black powder firearms maybe next year or so.

Black powder is still used, although only for a few purposes:
1. You are a big nerd like me and enjoy the difficulty and process of using archaic and/or obsolete technology.
2. You are a re-creationist and it is a part of your hobby.
3. You are a aware that, for some reason, many states do not require a gun owners licence to own a black powder rifle, pistol or revolver, so you keep a few on hand in case the gubmint cracks down.

I'm placing Wade firmly in the 3rd category.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

hmmm



hmmmm



uh huh



well.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Technowolf posted:

Is it just me, or are the spear and sword completely superfluous?

Racist!

Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Saint Sputnik posted:




hmmmm



uh huh



well.


I guess Obama said a thing?

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Lord_Ventnor posted:

I guess Obama said a thing?

Like a year or more ago. To be fair, this was before the Conservative Cartoonists Institute released a study showing that vegetables like Trump and Carson are good after all and that Democrats are cavity creeps.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

I will never get tired of this ridiculously awful cartoon. :allears:

It was subject to a few edits in its day wasn't it?

FicusArt
Dec 27, 2014

Why would I draw dudes when I could be drawing literally anything else?

KillerJunglist posted:

Confession time: I'm into old-timey shoot sports. I've done traditional archery for a few years now and plan on moving into black powder firearms maybe next year or so.

Black powder is still used, although only for a few purposes:
1. You are a big nerd like me and enjoy the difficulty and process of using archaic and/or obsolete technology.
2. You are a re-creationist and it is a part of your hobby.
3. You are a aware that, for some reason, many states do not require a gun owners licence to own a black powder rifle, pistol or revolver, so you keep a few on hand in case the gubmint cracks down.

I'm placing Wade firmly in the 3rd category.

I used to be a member of SASS - Single Action Shooting Society. It's like, a group that dresses as cowboys from the wild west, and has shooting competitions of varying degrees of competitiveness. Most people use modern gun powder, but there's categories for those folks who just love working with black powder.

It's smokier, it makes a huge mess, and sometimes your gun doesn't shoot. It's just more work all around, and they love it for that. (Ok most people who make their own bullets occasionally make bullets that don't shoot, but that comes with trying to use as little gunpowder as possible to minimize recoil.)

I could see wade dressing as a cowboy and going off to have shooting competitions with other people dressed as cowboys and cowgirls.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



In what loving universe.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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:qq: Stop trying to get people to vote for you by offering them things they want! :qq:

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Jonas Albrecht posted:

In what loving universe.

The vegetables have not been inspected and are coated in a sheen of e-coli.

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

You can't have any Medicare until you've eaten your Austerity!

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