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Cowman posted:That monkey is such an rear end in a top hat. It shoved a couple animals off the table and then started beating up that puppy. Fantastic video. Monkeys are diseased hostile animals in general. I'd rather be in a room with a wild gorilla than a wild monkey. Bonobo's, on the other hand, inherited all of the monkey's non-rear end in a top hat genes.
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AEMINAL posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5X6lVv_mL4
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Oct 18, 2015 06:31
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Bird yells into everything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmMLUnvkjQY
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Neurolimal posted:Monkeys are diseased hostile animals in general. I'd rather be in a room with a wild gorilla than a wild monkey. The sad thing about this is that bonobos are only free-love hippies who gently caress everyone as a way of saying "hi" in areas with abundant resources and few natural predators. In areas where they have to compete for resources more they are absolute dickheads like all great apes (and like chimpanzees especially)  Primates are fukt.Birds meanwhile are always lovely and friendly and kind and giving. It is just that *screaming* and biting your ears off are actually signs of affection among birds.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:The sad thing about this is that bonobos are only free-love hippies who gently caress everyone as a way of saying "hi" in areas with abundant resources and few natural predators. In areas where they have to compete for resources more they are absolute dickheads like all great apes (and like chimpanzees especially) Also feelin comfortable and summoning a dust storm out of your body coverings with your face toenail while riding on a giants shoulder.
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Oct 18, 2015 07:12
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Birds are very smart and smart pets, unless theyre chill as gently caress, are usually a hassle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mALNyHFqw14 It's like a kid with bird autism
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Oct 18, 2015 07:19
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They seem more like a flying, bionic Furby with an attitude and autism
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Oct 18, 2015 07:30
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lol someone on my facebook linked that picture with captions added about the bird mourning its fallen companion or whatever I didn't have the heart to tell her that it's one male bird raping another male bird's corpse
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Oct 18, 2015 07:32
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It is mourning its mate A sad day for all birdkind
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Oct 18, 2015 07:33
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Oct 18, 2015 07:33
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I bet birds are delicious Like chicken, that is a bird for example and it IS delicious
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Oct 18, 2015 07:34
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Zzulu posted:I bet birds are delicious Bah fest had a funny presentation on chickens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRPKOrTRE0w
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Oct 18, 2015 07:36
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Zzulu posted:It is mourning its mate it's celebrating its victory over a rival in glorious mortal combat to the death CAWW!!
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Oct 18, 2015 07:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eEe1DdNyio&t=90s
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Oct 18, 2015 07:38
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crow funerals are neat if kind of creepy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBKycXlBzuM
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Oct 18, 2015 07:39
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Tendai posted:Yeah, Judah used to be loving terrified of soup cans or similar cans because ?????. Then he grew out of it. He's still afraid of people wearing white shirts. White shirts washed with most detergents will be really bright UV reflectors. Birds can see in ultraviolet, and cockatiels in particular have very beautiful UV coloration. 
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John_A_Tallon posted:White shirts washed with most detergents will be really bright UV reflectors. Birds can see in ultraviolet, and cockatiels in particular have very beautiful UV coloration.
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Tendai posted:Out of the non-human animals in this house, the bird is definitely the smartest. The cat is a god-drat moron. our cat varies between pretty smart for an animal and dumb as poo poo to the point that im pretty sure a lot of the dumb is an act so we give it attention and treats and poo poo
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Robo Reagan posted:our cat varies between pretty smart for an animal and dumb as poo poo to the point that im pretty sure a lot of the dumb is an act so we give it attention and treats and poo poo At least she's good at catching mice, like the rain man of cats.
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Zzulu posted:Birds are very smart and smart pets, unless theyre chill as gently caress, are usually a hassle "I'm gonna gently caress her right in the pussy" at 1:38 this is a pretty cool bird.
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Oct 18, 2015 16:51
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the shrike might be the most of all birds It impales its prey on thorny trees/bushes/barbed wire if its around and tears it apart   
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The angriest loaf. I want to feed it a mouse. 
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Cockatoos are awesome and hilarious, but I could never handle the amount of noise they make; they pretty much freak out and start head banging, jumping around and yelling every half hour or so, which makes for great YouTube videos but would probably get old fast at 3am. As far as birds go, I prefer pigeons as pets. They're largely quiet, can be very friendly with humans (especially if raised around people), are non-destructive, have soft beaks (which means they can't even draw blood by biting you as hard as they can) and are generally low maintenance as far as birds go. Give them an hour or two of attention a day, a cage or space large enough for them to flap their wings and walk around and food/water daily and they're good to go. It's a shame that more people who like birds don't know that pigeons make awesome pets, especially because there are so many domesticated pigeons that can't survive in the wild that are regularly euthanized at shelters because no one knows to look for them.
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I found someone's abandoned domesticated pigeon about two years back, sitting/making GBS threads on my studio's entryway. But she had broken bones, calcified poop on every toe, and was generally in bad shape and though I tried calling a couple bird rescues, nobody would take in this pigeon. I made a thread on PI back in the day to ask for help, but in the end I couldn't help her and took her to the animal shelter to be put down. Sorry filthy hobo pigeon, I tried.
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I found someone's abandoned domesticated pigeon about two years back, sitting/making GBS threads on my studio's entryway. But she had broken bones, calcified poop on every toe, and was generally in bad shape and though I tried calling a couple bird rescues, nobody would take in this pigeon. it would have been more humane if you had just crushed it under you boot when you saw it
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Birds meanwhile are always lovely and friendly and kind and giving. No.
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I found someone's abandoned domesticated pigeon about two years back, sitting/making GBS threads on my studio's entryway. But she had broken bones, calcified poop on every toe, and was generally in bad shape and though I tried calling a couple bird rescues, nobody would take in this pigeon. Gg I hope the alien civilization that discovers us goes through these same motions before euthanizing humanity.
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proof of concept posted:crow funerals are neat if kind of creepy Huh. Had not observed that behavior before. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CYKLV3CLmBs
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I found someone's abandoned domesticated pigeon about two years back, sitting/making GBS threads on my studio's entryway. But she had broken bones, calcified poop on every toe, and was generally in bad shape and though I tried calling a couple bird rescues, nobody would take in this pigeon. I volunteer for a local non-profit called Palomacy (San Francisco, though they serve the greater bay area) and it's really unfortunate how few shelters are willing to take in pigeons, even if they're domestic and unable to survive in the wild at all. A lot of people (read: ignorant fools) will see domestic pigeons being sold live for food at street markets and will buy them and "free" them in a park or something. The vast majority are killed within the day either by cars, predators or even rear end in a top hat people (why do parents never bother to tell their kids to stop terrorizing and kicking at pigeons?), and the very few who are lucky enough to be rescued tended to end up being euthanized at a shelter despite being in good health. I personally rescued the single surviving baby pigeon out of six that had been reported as being abandoned under a park bench; no one found out until it was dark, and by the time I found the bench all but one had been killed and eaten by raccoons, and I found the lone survivor soaking wet hiding behind a rock next to a lake, about nine feet away from where another racoon was eating her companion. Really hosed up, as whoever bought those six baby pigeons and released them did no research whatsoever and just assumed they'd be fine in the wild. Our organization is literally the first result if you Google "pigeon rescue sf". Thankfully the one baby I rescued survived and I take care of her at my house now; I named her Elma, after the name of the little girl that reported seeing the baby pigeons and thus saved at least one of their lives. I'd post pictures but I'm at work. Thankfully since Palomacy (previously Mickacoo) got up and running we've managed to save 800+ domestic and unreleasable pigeons and doves, as well as managing to educate local shelters like SFACC about how to care for birds and actually show people that they're there and up for adoption instead of keeping them locked up in tiny cages in back room. Several times when I've visited I've checked a starving baby pigeon's chart and seen that they were being fed 2mL of food a day (the minimum amount is 30-40mL a day).
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Here's a few monkeys getting drunk on stolen alcohol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk
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3D GAY WORLD posted:I volunteer for a local non-profit called Palomacy (San Francisco, though they serve the greater bay area) and it's really unfortunate how few shelters are willing to take in pigeons, even if they're domestic and unable to survive in the wild at all. A lot of people (read: ignorant fools) will see domestic pigeons being sold live for food at street markets and will buy them and "free" them in a park or something. The vast majority are killed within the day either by cars, predators or even rear end in a top hat people (why do parents never bother to tell their kids to stop terrorizing and kicking at pigeons?), and the very few who are lucky enough to be rescued tended to end up being euthanized at a shelter despite being in good health. I personally rescued the single surviving baby pigeon out of six that had been reported as being abandoned under a park bench; no one found out until it was dark, and by the time I found the bench all but one had been killed and eaten by raccoons, and I found the lone survivor soaking wet hiding behind a rock next to a lake, about nine feet away from where another racoon was eating her companion. Really hosed up, as whoever bought those six baby pigeons and released them did no research whatsoever and just assumed they'd be fine in the wild. Our organization is literally the first result if you Google "pigeon rescue sf". Thankfully the one baby I rescued survived and I take care of her at my house now; I named her Elma, after the name of the little girl that reported seeing the baby pigeons and thus saved at least one of their lives. I'd post pictures but I'm at work. why don't you use your free time to help people instead of flying rats
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