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The test is positive, you say? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle
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# ? Oct 18, 2015 09:15 |
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The hottest new tattoo trend is here. It's endorsed by Kendall Jenner, so that must make it good, right?
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# ? Oct 18, 2015 23:29 |
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Awful patter
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 00:18 |
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"Where's the tattoo?" he asked, not realizing it was a slideshow. I hate slideshows. And then I hated the tattoos.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 00:23 |
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 00:45 |
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quote:Icelandic swastika
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:05 |
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This is better than those tattoos in the yahoo article.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 04:52 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:The hottest new tattoo trend is here. It's endorsed by Kendall Jenner, so that must make it good, right? As a high street shop in a suburb of London i'm gonna love this poo poo! Purely because of the faces 18 year old girls will pull when i tell them that the mark on their finger that will stay there for the rest of their loving lives will cost more than the high heeled shoes they just bought sitting in the bag they are carrying. Seriously, this celebrity 'Tiny Tattoo' trend is either gonna make me a millionaire or insane, £50 for a 3 little dots on your finger... are you sure you want that...
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 04:57 |
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cyberia has a new favorite as of 07:16 on Oct 19, 2015 |
# ? Oct 19, 2015 07:14 |
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I can get behind at least 25 percent of that.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 19:42 |
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Caken sounds like the Wanda's Macaroni Salad lady had a kid and tried to give it a rich people name
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 20:02 |
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The White Dragon posted:Caken sounds like the Wanda's Macaroni Salad lady had a kid and tried to give it a rich people name That's Laken
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 20:04 |
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That guy who is always tattooing girls' faces is at it again. First was that girl with the stars -- Then what I consider his piece de reistance, his lady -- But now there's another gal. http://www.nieuwsblad.be/cnt/dmf201...ampaign=seeding Google Translate posted:Joyce Noppe wanted a small phoenix on her face, but the result was disappointing. "Everyone stares at me in the street." She already has three laser sessions behind to remove the tattoo.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 20:23 |
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PCOS Bill posted:That's Laken It's spelled Lakyn.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 20:25 |
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I.C. posted:It's spelled Lakyn. http://www.babynamewizard.com/baby-name/girl/laken quote:Comments and insights on the name Laken: | Edit quote:My daughter is named Laken. When I was a child there was a soap opera on called Santa Barbara and there was a character on it named Laken. I always said when I grew up and had a daughter that was what I was going to name her. 25 years later I had a daughter and named her Laken. I just always liked the name and never forgot it. The internet is a scary place.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 20:32 |
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I'm planning my very first tattoo, I would like it on my face with the names and favorite shows of my current roommates. Should I get all that inside a giant penis or one of those memes. I'm a big fan of the cat one. Thanks for your help guys.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 20:36 |
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MrMenshevik posted:I'm planning my very first tattoo, I would like it on my face with the names and favorite shows of my current roommates. Should I get all that inside a giant penis or one of those memes. I'm a big fan of the cat one. Thanks for your help guys. Be original and get it done on your heart. Like get your chest cracked open and actually on your heart.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 20:45 |
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MrMenshevik posted:I'm planning my very first tattoo, I would like it on my face with the names and favorite shows of my current roommates. Should I get all that inside a giant penis or one of those memes. I'm a big fan of the cat one. Thanks for your help guys. Get a full-chest tattoo of Dogs Playing Poker, with each dog being 'tattooed' with the name and favorite show of a roommate on its torso!
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:50 |
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So was she just too scared to say something to the tattoo
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 22:59 |
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Thin Privilege posted:So was she just too scared to say something to the tattoo That's not what I got from the article. (I read it in the original Dutch.) She first wanted a small phoenix in her neck, but her husband convinced her to put it on her face. Then the guy tattooed her, 'slightly' bigger than expected, but she was satisfied. Until she came home and her husband said he couldn't look at her face anymore. Then they broke up a few months later. This Rouslan guy is still totally mental and way, way too eager to put crap on people's faces, but this one is on her as much as on him. Also that translation is wrong in that it should say it takes her 3 quarters to put on make-up, not 3 minutes.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 23:09 |
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MrMenshevik posted:I'm planning my very first tattoo, I would like it on my face with the names and favorite shows of my current roommates. Should I get all that inside a giant penis or one of those memes. I'm a big fan of the cat one. Thanks for your help guys. All the memes.
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 00:36 |
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Say Nothing posted:All the memes. Two "pron" s spotted
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 00:56 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Get a full-chest tattoo of Dogs Playing Poker, with each dog being 'tattooed' with the name and favorite show of a roommate on its torso! That's clearly a better idea. Unfortunately, I've decided to emulate this fine specimen and get logos from second-tier cola companies:
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 00:58 |
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About 6 years ago, one of my co-workers decided to get his first tattoo on his right hip to match another co-worker. http://i.imgur.com/emTCHKL.jpg A friend of mine said it reminded him of Darkwing Duck. I don't know.
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 01:11 |
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I don't hate this, but it definitely could've been done better
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 01:18 |
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Yummmm
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 02:06 |
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Bismuth posted:
Looks a little like Mickey Mouse gloves
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 02:28 |
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PCOS Bill posted:http://www.babynamewizard.com/baby-name/girl/laken The hilarious part is that, at least as a Jewish last name, Laken has nothing to do with water. It's a Ellis-Island rendering of "Leah's Son".
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 03:34 |
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That's a butthole and nothing can convince me otherwise.
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 03:40 |
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"So much better!"
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 07:32 |
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Thin Privilege posted:So was she just too scared to say something to the tattoo When it was just the extremely young girl with the stars on her face claiming she fell asleep or passed out during the session, I figured she just regretted it. Now I'm thinking this guy is just really intense about convincing women he's going to make them look totally great. Not that that shirks personable responsibility, though. It takes a special kind of person to want a face tattoo in the first place, especially if you're getting it on your lovely boyfriend's request.
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 07:51 |
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davidspackage posted:When it was just the extremely young girl with the stars on her face claiming she fell asleep or passed out during the session, I figured she just regretted it. Now I'm thinking this guy is just really intense about convincing women he's going to make them look totally great. Not that that shirks personable responsibility, though. It takes a special kind of person to want a face tattoo in the first place, especially if you're getting it on your lovely boyfriend's request. I think the dude just has a fetish for tattooing women's faces. Bored has a new favorite as of 08:07 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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davidspackage posted:When it was just the extremely young girl with the stars on her face claiming she fell asleep or passed out during the session, I figured she just regretted it. She later admitted that she didn't fall asleep.
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 08:12 |
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Peach Style posted:About 6 years ago, one of my co-workers decided to get his first tattoo on his right hip to match another co-worker. Darkwing Dick
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 09:56 |
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http://indianexpress.com/article/cities/bangalore/australian-couple-allegedly-harassed-over-tattoo-of-hindu-goddess-in-bengaluru/ posted: Some people at the restaurant noticed a tattoo of goddess Yellamma on Gordon’s shin and started clicking pictures — despite the couple’s objections. Some men demanded that the tattoo be removed or that Gordon cover up his shin. A few also suggested that his skin be removed to get rid of the tattoo, Gordon alleged. Yup, travel to india with a huge rear end tattoo of an indian goddess. Good idea.
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 11:28 |
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how hard is it to put some pants on. *starting to sound like my mother
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 17:09 |
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I too want to flail people alive when I see a Jesus tattoo.
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 17:11 |
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amityville anus posted:Darkwing Dick Let's get turgid
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 17:18 |
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LingcodKilla posted:I too want to flail people alive when I see a Jesus tattoo. I think you mean 'flay' or 'flense,' but flailing is good too. Especially if it's this back bursting monstrosity:
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