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Watch Dogs is the Fight Club of video games, if it were directed by Roland Emmerich.
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Oct 16, 2015 13:13
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Hi Chip Cheezum. I finally decided to register after years of watching your Let's Plays. I just wanted to say that I'm a really big fan and I love your content!
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Oct 16, 2015 14:33
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Uhh, why is my avatar 'Gar-Bage Dick'? How do I change that?
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Oct 16, 2015 14:34
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Pay 5 bucks to change your avatar. e: what you have is the default newbie avatar
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Oct 16, 2015 14:38
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Happy Fun Gamer posted:Uhh, why is my avatar 'Gar-Bage Dick'? How do I change that? Or you ignore it and live happily ever after.
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Oct 16, 2015 14:39
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Maybe it speaks more about me than Watch_Dogs, but I was relieved to find out the crying baby was upstairs and not in the porno jackoff-dad was watching.
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Oct 16, 2015 14:39
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Pay 5 bucks to change your avatar. So unless I pay $5 more I'm going to have Garbage Dick under my name? I just paid $10. That's dumb.
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Oct 16, 2015 14:39
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actually it owns
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Oct 16, 2015 14:40
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Nobody really cares about Gar-Bage Dick, don't worry. A lot of people don't even have avatars on, so they won't even notice.
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Oct 16, 2015 14:42
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Happy Fun Gamer posted:So unless I pay $5 more I'm going to have Garbage Dick under my name? I just paid $10. That's dumb. It's just an avatar, it's not like people will laugh at you for it. Though if they hear you complaining they might.
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Oct 16, 2015 14:43
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Zanzibar Ham posted:It's just an avatar, it's not like people will laugh at you for it. Though if they hear you complaining they might. I just thought it was weird. I'll shut up about it.
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Oct 16, 2015 14:44
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Lid posted:Watch Dogs is the Fight Club of video games, if it were directed by Roland Emmerich. Aurain posted:Something about forgetting to get his son a birthday present, wasn't it? What if the game was based on the movie Falling Down? Just changed D-Fens to a fired tech during the tech bubble crash and have him go on a single day rampage across the city.
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Oct 16, 2015 15:02
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Happy Fun Gamer posted:So unless I pay $5 more I'm going to have Garbage Dick under my name? I just paid $10. That's dumb. (but seriously, have fun posting in SA)
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Oct 16, 2015 15:36
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PhazonLink posted:What if the game was based on the movie Falling Down? Just changed D-Fens to a fired tech during the tech bubble crash and have him go on a single day rampage across the city. This could actually be a fun game. Not if Ubisoft made it, but still.
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Oct 16, 2015 16:52
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Happy Fun Gamer posted:So unless I pay $5 more I'm going to have Garbage Dick under my name? I just paid $10. That's dumb. welcome to the Something Awful Forum, Garbage Dick.
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Oct 16, 2015 21:11
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If they'd stuck to the idea of Aiden being a Blume employee who stumbles on to a conspiracy, then that would actually give Aiden and cTOS some meaning. Now its just "Aiden is a horrible person, but now he can use the magic computer thing to do stuff!". Him being framed and trying to expose the truth by turning Blume's own weapons on them about cTOS is a lot more cyperpunk-y too. Blume pretty much has no purpose in the game other than audio logs of minor characters going "heh heh heh this sure makes it easy to hack stuff." They're just...there.
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Oct 16, 2015 22:07
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Happy Fun Gamer posted:I just thought it was weird. I'll shut up about it. Greetings new poster friend! I recommend exploring all the SA forum has to offer, I personally enjoy the DIY subforum and Creative Convention. Don't just limit yourself to LP's, be a posting superstar and spew garbage all over SA!
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Oct 16, 2015 22:18
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Happy Fun Gamer posted:I just thought it was weird. I'll shut up about it.
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Oct 17, 2015 02:01
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Happy Fun Gamer posted:So unless I pay $5 more I'm going to have Garbage Dick under my name? I just paid $10. That's dumb. Quit being a garbage dick. Mr Tastee posted:Maybe it speaks more about me than Watch_Dogs, but I was relieved to find out the crying baby was upstairs and not in the porno jackoff-dad was watching. I'm both relieved that that's not what was happening and that that particular situation hadn't occurred to me at all until you brought it up. God I really hope W_D doesn't try to get to that point of edgyness.
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Oct 17, 2015 02:09
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Well, Chip, I have to say your bosses do awesome power armor. Between SR3 and yet ANOTHER playthrough of RF:Armageddon, I just can't say how nicely done the power armors are done, both in design/appearance and functionality.
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Oct 17, 2015 17:37
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Zanzibar Ham posted:It's just an avatar, it's not like people will laugh at you for it. Though if they hear you complaining they might. Yeah, that's pretty much an open invite for anyone with $10 to spare to make sure it always reverts back, no matter what you try to change it to.
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Oct 17, 2015 21:49
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Samizdata posted:Well, Chip, I have to say your bosses do awesome power armor. Between SR3 and yet ANOTHER playthrough of RF:Armageddon, I just can't say how nicely done the power armors are done, both in design/appearance and functionality. Don't know about Red Faction, but I found the visual designs of Robosuits and Alien tech in SR4 pretty generic. I think it's partially the color, since Grey-Blue and Red-Black aren't exactly adventurous. Functionality's fine regardless, since there isn't anything overtly heinous like wearing 3 layers of jackets. But yes the SR3 STAG stuff was slick, though, I'll give them that.
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Oct 17, 2015 22:34
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Samizdata posted:Well, Chip, I have to say your bosses do awesome power armor. Between SR3 and yet ANOTHER playthrough of RF:Armageddon, I just can't say how nicely done the power armors are done, both in design/appearance and functionality. Saints 3 had Power Armor?
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Oct 17, 2015 22:38
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Sinners Sandwich posted:Saints 3 had Power Armor? Probably meant Saints Row 4. And it's a robot 
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Oct 17, 2015 23:33
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The STAG guys had Future Armor and it was pretty tight. SR4's power Armor could've used from being purple and gold and all that that entails, but it was functionally awesome. RFG and RFA both had great robot suits and RFA especially had oodles of nonstandard ways to murder the gently caress out of this that and the other thing and it was glorious. Also Garbage Dick, if you're not a Garbage Dick you'd be A Stupid Newbie, unless you managed to sign up in one of the very small windows of No Newbie Avatars. Welcome to Something Awful, Garbage Dick.
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Oct 17, 2015 23:52
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SpookyLizard posted:The STAG guys had Future Armor and it was pretty tight. SR4's power Armor could've used from being purple and gold and all that that entails, but it was functionally awesome. RFG and RFA both had great robot suits and RFA especially had oodles of nonstandard ways to murder the gently caress out of this that and the other thing and it was glorious. All Stupid Newbies were turned into Gar-bage dicks at some point in 2014. The 'Default Avatar' image was changed to that. There was even a short period where all newbies were toiletlords, and that was very confusing. However there was also small window some time in 2009 where new people who signed up just didn't have an avatar, and that stuck with users versus the various newbie avatar changes. I fell into that window, which thankfully led me to avoid babyface.
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Oct 18, 2015 00:25
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It's also unclear to a lot of people on signup at the time (I don't know if it's changed since then), but you only got Stupid Newbie if you didn't enter anything as text either. Text is free.
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Oct 18, 2015 01:33
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Ironicus and I got drunk and sat in some lovely camping chairs and attempted to recite the history of Metal Gear chronologically about a week before Phantom Pain released. This is the first of a five part series. I am classy and drink from a Garfield glass. Chipod Ironicast - Drunk Metal Gear History #1.....Baldurdash.....libsyn.....Download Chip Cheezum fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Oct 18, 2015 |
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Oct 18, 2015 17:34
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Pay 5 bucks to change your avatar. I just take it as Lowtax's personal message to me, and feel super special. (not really, but it's probably fitting in my case to have the avatar.) Chip Cheezum posted:Ironicus and I got drunk and sat in some lovely camping chairs and attempted to recite the history of Metal Gear chronologically about a week before Phantom Pain released. This is the first of a five part series. I am classy and drink from a Garfield glass. Was it box wine? That would just complete an amazing picture.
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Oct 18, 2015 18:02
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We were going to put together one of the Metal Gear themed drinks you can find, but we didn't really measure anything out so it's basically just Wild Turkey smashed together with Svedka Peach and some other poo poo I had in my apartment.
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Oct 18, 2015 18:06
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SpookyLizard posted:RFG and RFA both had great robot suits and RFA especially had oodles of nonstandard ways to murder the gently caress out of this that and the other thing and it was glorious. Garbage Dick.
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Oct 18, 2015 18:18
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Chip Cheezum posted:We were going to put together one of the Metal Gear themed drinks you can find, but we didn't really measure anything out so it's basically just Wild Turkey smashed together with Svedka Peach and some other poo poo I had in my apartment. On Site Procurement, it works
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Oct 18, 2015 19:04
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Chip Cheezum posted:We were going to put together one of the Metal Gear themed drinks you can find, but we didn't really measure anything out so it's basically just Wild Turkey smashed together with Svedka Peach and some other poo poo I had in my apartment. Okay, but... how did it taste?
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Oct 18, 2015 20:45
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Ixjuvin posted:Okay, but... how did it taste? I'm emptyquoting this.
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Oct 18, 2015 20:50
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Composition_C C-3 is real, it's nothing fancy though just the same stuff as C-4 plus or minus some ingredients to change it's properties.
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Oct 18, 2015 20:59
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VoidBurger really outdid herself with the editing. My personal highlight was the zoom in as chip grabbed his fatroll 
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Oct 18, 2015 20:59
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quote:Sting Operation: Kill Hitler with bees
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Oct 18, 2015 21:20
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Michaellaneous posted:VoidBurger really outdid herself with the editing. My personal highlight was the zoom in as chip grabbed his fatroll I liked the part where he almost says "The Fear" but corrects himself to say "The Pain" and the Fear image briefly appears only to duck down.
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Oct 18, 2015 21:33
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Chip Cheezum posted:I am classy and drink from a Garfield glass. McDonald's used to have those mugs. I remember because I grew up with the whole set.
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Oct 18, 2015 22:10
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Theres something endearing about Ironicus trying to get Chip to speed this up while knowing there's at least another 4 hours left.  
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