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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Stop with the Christmas movie chat. The next 10 posts need to have a "cool" (subjective) poster in them and not be related to Christmas. Type some words about some cool (or bad) posters.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Dillbag posted:

Die Hard is the best Christmas movie and you all know it.

e. ^^^whoops. Look at this abomination to make up for it.



I saw this at a supermarket junk DVD section yesterday and thought Die Hard went to the public domain.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It's October, you nerds. Post your favorite Halloween movie posters.



It's also Bond time, so post cool Bond movie posters.



Or just post bad comedy posters of two people and a font.



Or generic action movie posters with those cheap flare effects.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008





Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
The Frighteners is great but the poster is better.

(Timging because I'm on my phone and I don't know how the big this pic is)

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Posters with nothing in common.

Beautifully done.

This was at Mondocon...I kinda like it:

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Here are two COOL posters for two wonderful looking movies. Did they shoot both movies at the same time to save money, but swap out Tom Arnold for Richard Karn half-way through? How did the amputee's arms grow back for the third movie? Is he a cyborg?



The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
"Still" is a really horrible word to use in a sequel's subtitle, and it's probably the worst word to use in a sequel's tagline. Good stuff, Disney.

VHS Art of a classic:





The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Oct 17, 2015

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

"Still" is a really horrible word to use in a sequel's subtitle, and it's probably the worst word to use in a sequel's tagline. Good stuff, Disney.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

"Still" is a really horrible word to use in a sequel's subtitle, and it's probably the worst word to use in a sequel's tagline. Good stuff, Disney.

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Dillbag posted:

Here are two COOL posters for two wonderful looking movies. Did they shoot both movies at the same time to save money, but swap out Tom Arnold for Richard Karn half-way through? How did the amputee's arms grow back for the third movie? Is he a cyborg?





Eric Andre, why?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Dillbag posted:

Here are two COOL posters for two wonderful looking movies. Did they shoot both movies at the same time to save money, but swap out Tom Arnold for Richard Karn half-way through? How did the amputee's arms grow back for the third movie? Is he a cyborg?





HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

muscles like this? posted:

Eric Andre, why?

This seems like the exact kind of thing Eric Andre would do.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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What's up with the Jurassic Park font? That's not cool.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



I can't loving believe that tagline.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



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Oct 30, 2009

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The drill really should come straight down between his legs.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Was browsing Netflix and saw this. I don't care what this says, that's not Matt Damon.

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Oct 30, 2009

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It looks like the South Park Matt Damon

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003





I did a reverse google image search for this and it said "best guess: Jurassic Park Meme Nobody Cares"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
It's a combo of Matt Damon and Ron Perlman era Beauty and The Beast.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


It looks like someone drew in his mouth and eyebrows in MS Paint.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

muscles like this? posted:


Was browsing Netflix and saw this. I don't care what this says, that's not Matt Damon.

Don'y you remember Michael Shannon's turn as Jason Bourne?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Actually yeah, I guess the multiple uses of classic Christmas music and Christmas references totally makes Die Hard count.

But all that other poo poo is just poo poo that happened in November-January.

I really don't think it's a coincidence almost every single movie Shane Black has written takes place on Christmas.
And he forgot Prometheus.

Oh and since we're talking about going to the theater on Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqSRfhQ3Ivc

Edit: Didn't see the top of the page.

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Oct 18, 2015

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

I went to the Shanghai Film Museum the other day and grabbed some shots of the posters they had hanging up.






Hibiscus Town (1986) - Xie Jin was heavily showcased in the museum, receiving a huge statue and display in the hall of stars and yet another hallway dedicated to him on a lower level.

I was going to try to translate the rest of these but my Mandarin is really rudimentary.


























I kind of want a copy of this.









muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Man, that guy is PISSED at that sunset.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

Cross-Section fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Oct 18, 2015

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


I'm very down

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I thought that was a lightsaber klingon sword thing and got really excited for how bad this is gonna be.

Then I realized it's just a stick and now I'm back to thinking it's going to be regular bad.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



I'm whatever's going on with the stormtrooper in the middle right and his gun.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

What's wrong with Oscar Isaac's head/helmet?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Poster is still too god drat busy.

Like the last one, I get they're trying to recapture the classic Brothers Hildebrandt poster, but it becomes increasingly obvious they have no clue why the original Star Wars poster was so loving good.

Plus lovely photoshop skills don't help. It's not like they didn't have a budget to afford an actual decent artist.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



GrandpaPants posted:

What's wrong with Oscar Isaac's head/helmet?

Don't know. Guess it's intentional, though? Because in one of the trailers when he's in the x-wing, it's totally shifting around.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
Chrometrooper owns.

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
I finish finals on December 20th :(

No Star Wars opening for me.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Who's holding the blue lightsaber? It looks like it's just sticking out from the right edge of the poster.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Fayez Butts posted:

Who's holding the blue lightsaber? It looks like it's just sticking out from the right edge of the poster.

You can very clearly see Boyega's hand sticking out from behind Ridley. Some of these nitpicks are getting ridiculous.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Lady Naga posted:

You can very clearly see Boyega's hand sticking out from behind Ridley. Some of these nitpicks are getting ridiculous.

Oh, now I see it.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I thought that was a lightsaber klingon sword thing and got really excited for how bad this is gonna be.

Then I realized it's just a stick and now I'm back to thinking it's going to be regular bad.

I thought that too, but is a stick that much better

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