Samizdata posted:And I banged Paladinus while they banged the mum. But the million dollar question is: did he punch the liberal philosophy teacher?
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Oct 15, 2015 22:46
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Noyemi K posted:But the million dollar question is: did he punch the liberal philosophy teacher? Of course, because, as you know, God is NOT dead! And he blesses AMERICA!
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Oct 16, 2015 03:24
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Has this already been posted here? I feel like it's a repost. It's terrible, anyway.
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Oct 16, 2015 05:05
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How exactly do these idiots think black people work
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Oct 16, 2015 05:08
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So, if the 603 is the bus I'm thinking of this dude is NOT that worried about getting jacked lmao. If he was on the 33, or the 733 yeah, he'd be taking a train to robs-ville, but no-one in loving Glendale of all places is looking to rob some dude of his DS. e: or he's coming home from a "prepatory highschool" which is even funnier. Waf is what I'm saying.
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Oct 16, 2015 05:09
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Why does every single black person in these lovely made-up stories talk entirely in slang and look like they're in a rap video
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Oct 16, 2015 05:11
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goose fleet posted:Why does every single black person in these lovely made-up stories talk entirely in slang and look like they're in a rap video Because It's normally written by someone who doesn't hang out with African American's or ones they would classify as "The Good Ones."
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Oct 16, 2015 05:13
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goose fleet posted:Why does every single black person in these lovely made-up stories talk entirely in slang and look like they're in a rap video Having seen far more black people on television than interacted with them in person, naturally one influence will dominate their perceptions.
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Oct 16, 2015 05:14
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goose fleet posted:Why does every single black person in these lovely made-up stories talk entirely in slang and look like they're in a rap video "I saw one of those black people on the MTV once and now I totally know all about them"
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Oct 16, 2015 08:07
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Thanks lil nigga.
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Oct 16, 2015 12:59
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I'm assuming the real story is a black guy sat next to him on the bus and glanced at his DS. Darrel then spent the rest of the ride silently making GBS threads his pants awaiting the DS jacking he was so certain was about to happen.
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Oct 16, 2015 15:43
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 Anyone who unironically uses the phrase "combat roll" has probably never done a cartwheel in his life
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Oct 17, 2015 04:26
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A combat roll is not a cartwheel. But it should be and would make combat much more interesting.
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Oct 17, 2015 06:49
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 quote:He’ll Get It Slower Than A Speeding Bullet
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Oct 17, 2015 07:06
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Congrats on being really bad at your job, imaginary gun clerk. Man: “I’m looking for a .22, honey. It’s a rifle.” Clerk: "Certainly. Here are a number of .22 rifles, may I suggest the most expensive one?" Job done.
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Oct 17, 2015 10:40
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Aphrodite posted:A combat roll is not a cartwheel. That just makes me wonder when the last time anyone did a combat roll in actual combat was.
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Oct 17, 2015 13:55
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Honestly, seeing as how this supposedly took place in SC, it wouldn't surprise me if a toned-down version of this happened. Older guys in the south don't think girls can do things. My version happened at a lumber yard, where I was trying to find quarter round molding. The clerk had no idea what I was asking for and I had to show him what it was. When I went to pay for it, the old guy behind the counter gave me this grandfatherly smile and said "Are you building something today, honey?" It was probably the most condescending thing I've ever heard. If it had been STDH, I'd have told him off about how my dad was a hardware store manager (true) and I knew my way around tools (also true), and that I had to explain to his own employee what quarter round molding is. As it was, I just paid for my molding and left. It's just the south. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 14:16 on Oct 17, 2015 |
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Oct 17, 2015 14:13
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My version happened when I was training for a tech support gig. The guy on the phone specifically asked if there were any men he could speak to about his problem, the woman training me said "Sure!" and hung up on him.
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Oct 17, 2015 14:23
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When I worked at a thrift shop we'd get in old weird fur stuff on occasion, and once we got one of those scarfs made out of whole animals, three martens biting each other in a chain. I knew they were martens because it said so on the tag but I still had a dude try and educate me about how they were foxes. I don't know how you can possibly mistake those two animals. In stdh land I unleashed an encyclopedic knowledge of martens and their characteristics and the man left speechless. Irl I just said "ah" and bought it when he left so it'd be gone if he came back for it.
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Oct 17, 2015 15:03
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Huntersoninski posted:When I worked at a thrift shop we'd get in old weird fur stuff on occasion, and once we got one of those scarfs made out of whole animals, three martens biting each other in a chain. I knew they were martens because it said so on the tag but I still had a dude try and educate me about how they were foxes. I don't know how you can possibly mistake those two animals. I misread that as 'martins' and was even more confused at his mistake.
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Oct 17, 2015 23:38
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Any time I'm on set with older gentlemen, one of them will invariably make a comment whenever I lift something that's more than twenty pounds - "whoa, let me get that for you" or "you sure you got that?" or something along those lines. It hasn't happened much since I moved to LA, but it used to happen a lot back when I still lived in a more rural area. In the STDH version I would've smugly lifted said things over my head and twirled them on my finger like a basketball. In real life one time I accidentally dropped one of those things as soon as the dude asked about it (because I am a complete klutz, not because it was too heavy) and never loving lived it down.
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Oct 18, 2015 02:54
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One time I saw a woman trying to get a box from a shelf above her head and I didn't help her and it fell on her and broke her nose. loving laughed my rear end off
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Oct 18, 2015 02:58
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Oct 18, 2015 06:59
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What is "och"?
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Oct 18, 2015 07:21
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Murphy Brownback posted:What is "och"? I know "mon" means man, but I don’t think "och" means anything.
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Oct 18, 2015 07:32
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JigglyPuff posted:I know "mon" means man, but I don’t think "och" means anything. Scottish expression of surprise or disapproval?
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Oct 18, 2015 07:42
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Samizdata posted:Scottish expression of surprise or disapproval? Pretty much, it's one of those words non Scottish people think Scottish people say constantly. 
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Oct 18, 2015 07:50
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JigglyPuff posted:I know "mon" means man, but I don’t think "och" means anything. Nice one Sanch.
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Oct 18, 2015 08:11
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Wow I didn't know all Scots were super good lip readers. Freaky.
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Oct 18, 2015 09:25
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Judge Tesla posted:Pretty much, it's one of those words non Scottish people think Scottish people say constantly. Jings, crivens, help ma' Boab!
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Oct 18, 2015 14:03
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Quit ya greetin', ye wee bairn!
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Oct 18, 2015 15:54
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Here's a fun one someone linked me.  Posted: 17 days later. "What happened with the brain tumor?" "Oh, I forgot about that."
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Oct 18, 2015 16:42
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Not just "I forgot about that" but "oh yeah, i forgot, they were able to fix it. No big."
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Oct 18, 2015 17:17
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At what point does something like that act as evidence for an actual mental condition?
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Oct 18, 2015 17:21
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I think it's definitely one, tbh. Here's a catalog of other claims from the same person, from this year: Shot themselves in the head & Heartattack- Sept 24th Brain Tumor with 2 months to live - Sept 17th Voice Box Removed - Aug 20th Lung Cancer - Aug 14th Kidney Transplant - July 20th Heartattack & Broke Arm and Leg - July 18th Get into Car Accident - July 16th Broke Thumb - June 24th Surgery for ?? - June 9th Sick in Hospital - June 2nd
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Oct 18, 2015 18:28
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Catnipped posted:I think it's definitely one, tbh. Here's a catalog of other claims from the same person, from this year: Does everyone just accept this? Is there no one calling them out?
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Oct 18, 2015 18:32
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flosofl posted:Does everyone just accept this? Is there no one calling them out? The comments:  
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Oct 18, 2015 18:37
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Catnipped posted:The comments: Is this Furaffinity?
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Oct 18, 2015 18:59
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Ratspeaker posted:Is this Furaffinity? How do you recognize it
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Oct 18, 2015 19:23
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goose fleet posted:How do you recognize it It's kind of like how they do foreign weapon familiarity drills in some armies. You just need to know these things, sometimes.
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