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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caBNCUmcLGA

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Wheres the ring

Captain Duvel
Dec 14, 2009

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Wheres the ring

Would you kindly fetch it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oh poo poo duh its right in the center

sorry mates

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Every time I see this image I'm just amazed that lady in the middle got up there wearing a full length skirt.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Gorilla Salad posted:

Every time I see this image I'm just amazed that lady in the middle got up there wearing a full length skirt.

She climbed up before the bench grew that tall

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Cosplay talk? Goatse talk?

WHY NOT BOTH?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

James Franco finally had his bar mitzvah. He is 37 years old. Guests include Jeff Goldblum.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

The MSJ posted:

James Franco finally had his bar mitzvah. He is 37 years old. Guests include Jeff Goldblum.



That's a bris, not a bar mitzvah.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

James Franco does not strike me as a particularly detail-oriented fellow.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ignite Memories posted:

James Franco does not strike me as a particularly detail-oriented fellow.

You what now

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Did Jeff Goldblum put his mouth on it? Does he know where its been?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I dunno, but apparently it's got some stank on it.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

amityville anus posted:

Did Jeff Goldblum put his mouth on it? Does he know where its been?

In alison brie?

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

VendaGoat posted:

Did she order the fancy salad?
Why, is she laughing?

http://womenlaughingalonewithsalad.tumblr.com/

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Cosplay talk? Goatse talk?

WHY NOT BOTH?


Ugh that's creepy. I was going to wish something bad on you, but then I realized that you probably had to Google "goatse cosplay" to find that, and that's probably punishment enough.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

ozza
Oct 23, 2008


It's the stock image of a thousand uses

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

I'm actually okay with the recasting of Geordi as a hot white lady, but I really don't get the weird vegetable hobby.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Don't you remember the classic scene from original Star Trek where Kirk fought The Corn?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Meatwave posted:

I'm actually okay with the recasting of Geordi as a hot white lady, but I really don't get the weird vegetable hobby.

Cyber woman, what are you daydreaming about? A lemon?

An orange?

A bunch of veggies?


Cyberwoman, what are you doing?



Cyberwoman, noooo :stonk:

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Photostock photographer looks like a hell of a job




Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Do stock photographers just improvise, or is there someone who specifically comissions these nonsequitor poses? I'm not sure which I prefer...

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Choco1980 posted:

Do stock photographers just improvise, or is there someone who specifically comissions these nonsequitor poses? I'm not sure which I prefer...

I guess it's more like "OK, what DON'T we already have in stock?"

"We don't have a mustachio doctor dressed as a rabbit weightlifting salads. That's for sure"

SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 11:04 on Oct 19, 2015

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Don't you remember the classic scene from original Star Trek where Kirk fought The Corn?

I appreciate this. :golfclap:

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Surprisingly, this is the one the makes the most sense.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Remember that Dees needs source photos, and these are probably stock photos.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
That baby seal looks pretty chill about this whole situation.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Chitin posted:

That baby seal looks pretty chill about this whole situation.

The sweet relief of death is near.

Command Ant posted:

Surprisingly, this is the one the makes the most sense.

Agreed. Who hasn't wished they could have sex next to a dead body?

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

BonHair posted:

Remember that Dees needs source photos, and these are probably stock photos.


The thumbnail made it look like he was holding a giant burrito.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Photostock photographer looks like a hell of a job



One weird trick that MORTICIANS HATE!

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

The MSJ posted:



Agreed. Who hasn't wished they could have sex next to a dead body?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK1tDQqWF8w

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

New Leaf posted:

The thumbnail made it look like he was holding a giant burrito.

Well yeah, that's where the sea life is heading anyway.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Holy poo poo, the related videos are worse. "Hot mom and daughter upskirt in public", " Hot mom and dog (not)loving". Thanks, internet.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Nitrox posted:

Holy poo poo, the related videos are worse. "Hot mom and daughter upskirt in public", " Hot mom and dog (not)loving". Thanks, internet.

What? All I get is Hearthstone and Garfield videos. You know that youtube bases suggestions on your interests, right?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nitrox posted:

Holy poo poo, the related videos are worse. "Hot mom and daughter upskirt in public", " Hot mom and dog (not)loving". Thanks, internet.

Paladinus posted:

What? All I get is Hearthstone and Garfield videos. You know that youtube bases suggestions on your interests, right?

:lol:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Paladinus posted:

What? All I get is Hearthstone and Garfield videos. You know that youtube bases suggestions on your interests, right?

That's more depressing than the mother/daughter dog sex vids.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Paladinus posted:

What? All I get is Hearthstone and Garfield videos. You know that youtube bases suggestions on your interests, right?

You watch some weird porn.

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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


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